Name: Hitchhiking Across China: Thumbs Up Season 3 (Part 1/5)
Uploaded: 2014-05-04T16:06:59.000Z
Duration: 21 min 41 s
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Season three, "Thumbs Up." What's up, everyone?

I'm here with the son of my uncle's cousin, Harry Kim, AKA

Guam Cruise, AKA Horny Kim, AKA Harry Kim.

Anyways, "Thumbs Up." This is a show about hitchhiking,

riding trains, riding airplanes, riding boats.

Any means necessary to get across whatever

A city known for Peking Duck and hand release.

And it's the art capital of the world right now.

We're going to hitchhike across this country.

We're going to go someplace, maybe warm, someplace

hopefully where there's gambling and some

We're going to start that adventure today.

you know, in a perfect world, I would make a living from

Unfortunately, I make my living from drawing pictures,

and painting stuff, and pushing pigment around.

Why don't you get to know me a little bit?

So, this is basically where I've been living for

And this is where I stay, where I put my whole show of

And the skies were grey, there's soldiers, there's

And all this stuff was amazing for inspiration for all the

So I was looking pretty much how I look now, sleazy as

fuck, holding a bucket of KFC, eating the chicken, going down

I just got a raging boner at the Chinese mall.

And I fucking jacked off day and night for 36 hours.

And in this angle right here, after my my penis was stuck to

I looked up his metal ceiling beams right here.

And there's like a metal rust pattern on there.

And in my zapped out state, that pattern of the old man

So I grabbed my sketchbook and I started drawing this old man

This sort of became a catalyst for the new shit that I did

out here, which was this old pervert, hanging out at the

Everyone always asks me what my art's about.

And it's about the gigantic pervert that lives inside me.

This is the oil painting I did from that little sketch from

DAVID CHOE: I tried to talk to many girls today so far, and

Mia seems to speak perfect English, so we're going to

Me and Harry are going to leave tomorrow on a

you Do you think anyone's going to pick us up?

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Hitchhiking Across China: Thumbs Up Season 3 (Part 1/5)

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