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  • Boss finds they should be at big.

  • They should be exciting.

  • They should give you a fair challenge, and above all, they should be a ton of fun.

  • So the opposite of everything you're about to see a I'm nervous.

  • Nick Briscoe attacks Top 10 Worst boss fights Number 10 High.

  • I am not a vocal on professional.

  • Most people are not, even though I know that there are some clear strategies to beating Whitney's mill tank in gen to theatrics.

  • Player like myself is really, really unlikely to ever encounter them.

  • So we all just repeatedly died to this stupid cow over and over and over again.

  • But get this.

  • If any Pokemon on your team are male bill tanks attract takes the odds of your tax working and slashes them in half.

  • And guess what the odds of your starting Pokemon being male no matter which one you go with.

  • Or 87 a half percent plus mill tanks roll out doubles and power every time it's used and whatever.

  • No tanks, abnormally large health pool dips below half.

  • It uses milk drink to restore most of it back.

  • So imagine if you will a prolonged battle featuring a cow sucking on its own teats while it rolls around the room steamrolling your Pokemon.

  • That's what his boss fight is, and it is maddening.

  • Number nine.

  • One trailer got every Star Wars fan out there hyped for the force unleashed.

  • It was that one with The Apprentice pulls an entire gang star destroyer out of the flippant sky.

  • It was to say that part of the actual game did not live up to the expectations set.

  • You have to wrestle against these frustrating controls, rotate the dumping only to be constantly interrupted by Thai fighters doing bombing runs on you every 10 seconds.

  • What should have been in awe inspiring moment of feeling awesome turned into screaming Every Star Wars profanity known to man.

  • All I know is Banta Puto or whatever Suburban says so.

  • Number eight.

  • Mega Man.

  • That's a good game.

  • Mega Man X.

  • That's all really good Game.

  • Mega Man x seven.

  • Dad's not a very Good game.

  • If you actually wanted to beat Mega Man X seven, you had to go through Flame High.

  • Nard is too difficult.

  • No.

  • Is he insultingly easy?

  • Go.

  • Is he here bleeding?

  • Lee allowed.

  • Yes, it is.

  • You know, this whole boss fight is kind of a testament to PS two era audio mixing.

  • It's the kind of sound mixing that would make the sonic adventure games proud.

  • You know, I especially love how if you listen really closely, you can suddenly here.

  • Hi, but you know what?

  • Those new dais X Games have been some pretty top notch stuff.

  • Idols really knocked it out of the park with human revolution.

  • Except for those boss, if they feel like they were outsourced to a totally unrelated studio that didn't quite get what data sets is all about, it might just be a god because that is exactly what happened with this game.

  • While you've been spending your time building at your hacking skills.

  • Stealth skills.

  • None of those are going to help you against.

  • Do just shoot rivers of bullets in avalanches of grenades at you.

  • It's hard to say exactly which one deserves a spot, but I don't think anybody's gonna be too upset at me for just saying all of the human revolution.

  • Boss Bites deserve this spot way.

  • We all know that Adam Jenson never asked for this, but either didn't wait.

  • Number six people remember the Batman Arkham series for having all kinds of fan service for fans of the Dark Knight.

  • And on top of that fantastic gameplay, cool gadgets is not so great Boss nights.

  • This is the partner.

  • Most people would rip the Titan Joker fight apart, and rightfully so.

  • But if you ask me, no boss fight was as big of a waste as death stroke in Arkham Knight in a game where the hand a hand combat was the best it had ever been.

  • You think that's the kind of battle DC's greatest mirkwood give you?

  • No.

  • Slade Wilson's big return was wasted on the absolute least interesting new mechanic in the game, a Batmobile tank fight you don't even get to see death stroke, that is, until he jumped out of his tank and epic.

  • So motion, Finally, the face to face encounter.

  • Well, what are you guys thinking?

  • Me?

  • Number five.

  • You play the original Kingdom hearts.

  • Hey, guess where we're about to go.

  • That second battle against Ursula is an absolute slogs.

  • This oversized octopus lady is a gigantic damage sponge, but she's got a tax that could do a ton of damage to you.

  • This is one of those boss fights where there's not a clear intended strategy toe win.

  • Your best bet is to somehow get behind her neck roles where she can't reach you and just keep smacking away at her.

  • But whether you bring down Ursula on your first try or your 50th by the time it's all said and done, you'll be saltier than the ocean itself.

  • Speaking of which should go without saying.

  • But when I mention this whole fight is underwater, yeah, came in hard stone.

  • Exactly.

  • Have what you might call great swimming control, so just go out and add that onto the pile of frustration.

  • Number four.

  • There may not be a greater trilogy of games that began in the last generation of consoles and massive Siri's so much about individual choice across multiple games was always gonna be a tough act.

  • Wrap up in a satisfying way.

  • But this ain't in via where there is no boss At the end of mass effect.

  • Three whole Siri's had been building up to a fight against Harbinger of evil, mind controlling, squid looking Reaper.

  • What all that happens is, Harbinger shoots you once pieces out and leaves you to stumble toward this being banned.

  • That's when the real boss of the mass effect trilogy jumps out from behind this rock or water shields.

  • I know you were the one behind all this, and if more rodders shields here seems like a random enemy, that's because he is him.

  • Being the last true encounter in this game was a big reason why this epic trilogy went out with such a weak, unsatisfying ending.

  • And by the way, those last three words.

  • They're not getting old any time soon.

  • Number three.

  • It's an ancient joke by now, but Pieter Malan, who was known for promising huge things in his games and then not being able to deliver on them.

  • You can just look at the fable Siris for examples of that.

  • So if I'm bringing up fable on a list about the worst boss fights, you know, you know, the disappointment has to match the buildup.

  • Lucian was built up as the main antagonised for all of fable to which is a long enough time since it's, you know, an RPG.

  • And so when you finally get to him, he just starts monologue, and all the while you can kill him in one shot, even if you just let him ramble on like I did.

  • What of the NPC is eventually just executes him anyway?

  • The quote unquote battle against Lucian was so bad.

  • That's some don't even consider him to be the rial final boss.

  • But if that's the case, and that means that the rial final boss was a triangle number two all right.

  • If you come from a comic book background, you might know that the leader is one of the hoax greatest enemies.

  • Is he a major physical threat?

  • No, he's not.

  • But maybe in the SMEs and Genesis Daisy, they got a little creative with him.

  • If the developers put any kind of effort into the final boss.

  • Maybe the leader could have been.

  • I can't believe I'm saying this, but he does nothing.

  • I mean, literally nothing.

  • He barely even animates, and he especially can't even hurt you.

  • You punch the leader one time roll credits like It's not even awesome.

  • It's just one week sauce uppercut to the jaw.

  • I don't even care that this is in the 16 bit era when the hook fights a boss, especially the last one in the game, it should pull out.

  • Oh, the stops.

  • It was more fun.

  • Toe punch, that giant brain boss that shot tinier brains.

  • What was that about?

  • By the way, it's number one.

  • Number one is a horse that died more than a decade ago and has since been beaten so much that the decomposed skeleton is nothing more than a fine powder.

  • But you know what it deserved what it got.

  • Sonic 06 is battle against Silver is infamous for the worst reasons.

  • Like for the entire rest of the game.

  • You're not just fighting a character, you're fighting the camera.

  • And when you're in a notoriously glitchy game against a tiny boss who can tell a kinetically grab you the instant he's in range.

  • Being able to see where he is is that much more important.

  • We all know the real reason Silver takes the spot.

  • His dreaded infinite combo Silver can throw you into a wall and grab you again, right?

  • A sonic re absorbs a ring and before you can even do anything to escape it.

  • So sonic suffers a fate worse than death on endless tornado of pain and suffering for all on time until you restart your entire game and try again.

  • Or if you're really smart until you eat jet the disc, snap it in two and throw it in the garbage.

  • Our secret number 11 Silda is full of fantastic bosses, right, but moves up with that giant shoe to from minutes cap.

  • And you know what?

  • It's not even actually giant.

  • You're just small.

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