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  • Hey, how's it going bros? My name's-- mynameisjeff

  • Okay

  • Welcome back to Outlast, this is not live like last time

  • Uh, a lot of you guys loved the liv-live episode.

  • How are you doing baby

  • Shake that ass for me Miley!

  • Alright let's watch out for these fucking peasants.

  • Ain't gonna get me this time--

  • Alright, whatever.

  • I don't understand why they have to throw up on me!

  • Like, what did I ever--Urh no.

  • You're disgusting-- you're all disgusting.

  • No.

  • Alright, let's just go through here really quick!

  • Very nice!

  • There we go, we were fine.

  • Uhh.. I was gonna say,

  • A lot of people liked live episode but uh, the reason I.. did it was because..

  • All of my Outlast videos got demonetized. (F U YouTube)

  • Uncorrectly.

  • So I wanted to see if I could stream to fix it, but it didn't seem like it made ANY difference.

  • Soo, here we are, back again.

  • Myy only friend.

  • Uhh.

  • Appreciate all your feedback, it's all good

  • Good shit. Uhh.

  • Al-alright I guess we're gonna go in here, I don't know where the fuck to go.

  • Excellent.

  • AH!

  • What the FUCK dude-- wHaT the FUcK is YouR proBlEm?

  • AsShOlE!

  • What the fuck, man!

  • What did I ever do-- heal!

  • The shit is your problem, mehn!

  • You better stay in there, boi!

  • what is this fUcKinG place?

  • Maybe we can climb underneath?

  • We can, okay.

  • Exc-- HWOOO

  • ~BATTERIES~ (WEHNTHEMRNINGSGUNandYOUCANTGOON)

  • HeLL Yeh.

  • Let's take t-the FUCK!

  • Go go go, he's coming in!

  • BiTcH!

  • You SKINNY BITCH

  • Aw what're you gonna do then?

  • Oh fuck, oh fuck I shouldn't have asked. I shouldn't have asked.

  • I shouldn't have fucking asked.

  • Okay, maybe through here.

  • Here we go, you guys are..

  • You guys look great-- you don't..just don't touch me alright.

  • WHOOP!

  • YEH, BOI!

  • See ya later, skinny BITCHES-- what is he doing?

  • That's right.

  • Best player of Outlast of all time. You're watching the.. zero death playthrough, everyone!

  • Zero deathsss!

  • Everyone-- top of the morning dadaa..

  • Okay. Well..

  • Seriously, nothing here?

  • Seriously?

  • FuCk

  • So I'm not supposed to be here?

  • Aw, come on man.

  • Of course, you just had to fucking jump up!

  • I keep missin' the most obvious fucking shit in this game.

  • I'm the worst.

  • The worst player of this game.

  • AHHH!

  • AHH! FUUCK!

  • FUCK! Ughh!

  • Helvete.

  • Oh no, what did I do.

  • Oh, my glasses.

  • Uhh where am I.

  • Heey, this is not so bad.

  • Who's out there?

  • Who's creeping in the night.

  • Let's go this way-- NO.

  • Shuddap.

  • Waht?

  • Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh shit! Strafe!

  • strafe! strafe! strafe! strafe!

  • Ughh!

  • Aw, this is bad.

  • Fuck.

  • Did he just say 'fuck me'?

  • That's my line!

  • And also, please don't---

  • Ahh, they'll never find us.

  • What are they?

  • Ohh, it's a little-- HAHAHAHA!

  • What the fuck is that!

  • Ahah! ahh!

  • Oh, oh no. oh no. oh no. oh no. not here.

  • Nonononono.

  • You don't wanna come here, boi.

  • That's right.

  • The fuck is that thing!

  • Maybe we can.. crawl through this tent!

  • yes!

  • Am I wearing my fucking headphones backward again!?

  • I was like 'what the fuck!'

  • I keep wearing these headphones wrong!

  • Alright, let's just go.

  • We're good, we're good.

  • No, don't touch me.

  • Fuckin' eye patch pirate

  • Fucking so can-- ahh shit.

  • That's uh, that's bad. That's really bad.

  • Well it's fine, I'll just go here.

  • Why does no one in this game like me??

  • OH it's a spring here! For fuck's sake! I always miss the obvious things.

  • Oh, what?

  • This game is so fucking weird.

  • Jesus Christ.

  • Alright, let's go out-- hey ah top of th---

  • Jessica come back to me, I love you.. you're my child.

  • What the fuck, she's such an asshole.

  • What's happening here?

  • I can't jump over?

  • This game is too fucking dark man. I can't see anything.

  • Okay, well I don't know why she's whispering to me.

  • I don't need you to tell me that.

  • We got.. Goon Cha and.. Froon Cha.

  • Woah what the.. oh it's my shadow. Damn, I look buff. Don't I? haha!

  • Get that protein, boi.

  • Is that how you.. computer.

  • Alright we got ar -a Father.

  • Purs-pur curry.

  • Feast of The Blessed Virgin Mary.

  • I took Miss Gray out of phys ed today to have a little talk with her.

  • Oh.. kay..

  • Runnin' away, huh?

  • It just saved.. I don't know if I like that. Ha!

  • See i'm on top of things.

  • If this was a real horror game.. I'll be fine, trust me. Trust me I'll be.

  • I'll be just fine.

  • I -I -I -I have zero deaths. That's for sure. That's for sure.

  • Id id id wouldn't have any deaths.

  • What's up Jesus.

  • Whatcha doin'. Nice nipples. Gotta say.

Hey, how's it going bros? My name's-- mynameisjeff

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