nothing is working my business .....is failing

family friendly Felix is not....

working out enough:((

I keep swearing , (burps) I keep being disgusting

and I keep being too sexy ( pewds sexy time )

you know everyone seems to quit buzzfeed

these days so it must be in pretty open market

work it but it should be...

it should be easy enough BuzzFeed is the

leading independent digital media ..mhm

London!

oh my god the fucking cringe get ready( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

for the most exciting opportunity of your

life yaaas yaaaas guys I'm gonna get a job

at BuzzFeed yaaas yaaas

*very very loud horn...* (R.I.P headphone users)

I think family friendly Felix can really find its home

at BuzzFeed the most innovative company

in the world okay I want to work in

video oh shit I guess I gotta move to LA

now okay so they want me to attach my

resume I think I should just send them

my most quality content some of the

finest work that I ever done this one

I've always wanted to share

take when BuzzFeed hear that shit

they're gonna wish they could create

content as cringy as mine

here we go share how do I attach it I

need to picture okay okay well let's try

and find a high-quality picture of

myself LinkedIn profile uh website links

for fall okay I guess

YouTube preferred well bless them how do

you hear about this job desperation

what if your desired salary

realistically a million III legit if

BuzzFeed offered me a million a month I

would take that shit no doubt gender

decline how dare you please identify

your race American Indian or Alaska

native Asian like I spent at White

Hawaiian two or more races wheres the who

gives a shit option

alright we're submitting, ahh the gifs again

the gifs, we got damn it I can't wait

for their response

I can't wait for their response, in the

meanwhile let's see what other people

are saying about BuzzFeed the greatest

website of all tiime, why I left BuzzFeed

why I left buzfeed why I left bus to

feed why we left Buzzfeed why I left but

why I left BuzzFeed, why i left BuzzFeed

the truth about working at BuzFeed, why I

left Buzzfeed, these channels have

millions of subscribers now, what the ff

they're all leaving at once no Chris

Sofia I was looking forward to working

with these people god dammit, (Person on video) I wanted to

continue making videos on this channel

and to see how I could grow this channel

and see what more I could do with it but

while I was making so many videos at

BuzzFeed and while I was working there

you know eight hours everyday it was

there for nine hours every day that

doesn't leave a lot of time to work on

projects outside of BuzzFeed and not

only does it not leave a lot of time but

you're not allowed to work on projects

outside of BuzzFeed I know there's been

a lot of controversy over that lately -

(Felix) any big company any, literally any big

company doesn't allow their employees to

work on the same thing you're working

there on you're there to work for them

that's why you get paid why is that a

thing who gives a shit it's the same

thing like if you work for EA or any

company you can't make your own games in

the spare time if you make, you can

but you can't publish it while you're

working on under yeah you're supposed to

make games for them that's why you're

hired

it's like you can't have the cake and

eat it at the same time, it should..Why is that

a controversy and it sounds to me like

you got your YouTube channel

kick-started from the BuzzFeed thing so

what's the fucking problem nowadays all

you've got to do is join BuzzFeed be in

a handful of vids then leave and boom

instant traffic to your new already own

channel that's exactly what happened

what are you bitching about bought and

(guy on video) all this stuff you know pressure from a

quota feeling like there's no growth

wanting to work on my own content that

all started to make me very unhappy and

very very unhappy and I started to not

look forward to coming to work every day

and I started to just

(Felix) how do you work at

a media company about making videos and

you can't make this fucking video

interesting goddamn I'm bored, for fuck's

sake man (guy on video) laganja estranja

yeah god honey in her studio the drag

Estravaganga

and I'm gonna get done up in drag

(Felix) Hasnt BuzzFeed done this like a

billion times already see I don't even

like BuzzFeed but I'm beginning to side

with them now look at these whiny

bitches man look how happy these people

are at BuzzFeed, look how happy she is

what are you saying you're not happy at

BuzzFeed, she's smiling oh look how happy she

is, well maybe not him, oh look how happy

she is, oh my god they're all happy happy

happy happy (Allison) so that question is why did

we leave BuzzFeed we left over a year

ago so this is probably one of the

scariest decisions you've ever had to

make

I agree the first week (Felix) seems really

scared to quit your job when it will guarantee

you millions of views on YouTube (chuckles)

(Allison) thing about jobs is that you can leave

them (Felix) what is what what do you mean

(Allison) the thing about jobs is that you can leave them

(Felix) please follow that up with

something intellectual (Allison) The point is even if the

company's great even if like you had

great experience there if it's no longer

the right fit like in a relationship

then you have to break up

(Felix) The thing about jobs to say you can leave them, yes, I

get it now

Why, why am I still here

just to suffer, (chuckles) are you telling me I

should leave it I don't have to be here

(Gabby) you work for a company and make videos

everything that you make that company

own so for instance

(Felix) again that's why

you're getting paid

what are you but ah don't make me side

with BuzzFeed stop

(Gabby) if you might have

heard about some people being let go

from BuzzFeed and those people the

characters and the videos that they the

series that they created while it must

be they'll never be able to make that

series ever again

(Felix) then don't make it for BuzzFeed well my

real question is is why there's all

these people having steady jobs as

BuzzFeed why do they want to come to

YouTube don't they know what it's like

Buzzfeed run while you can, get out while you can

so now BuzzFeed, you know it's gotten

so so bad so much bad rep that they they

had to change the name of their channel

BuzzFeed yellow is now Bold..ly,

Boldly (Kelsey) its the same videos you know and love

I get like having an open mind to like not

just straight white male every time all

right I get that but this just seems

like put forcing it in doesn't it okay

here's my BuzzFeed video they always

have like this fucking background can we

get some BuzzFeed background something

BuzzFeed will normally do they always

try shit right well I got this breast

pump so today we're going to try it hate

hey guys

family-friendly Felix here for BuzzFeed

working here at BuzzFeed,

love BuzzFeed

by the way best website of all time now

today I'm going to try out the breast

pump it's made for females to lactate

their nipples during pregnancy but I'm

gonna use it as a male

hilarious, right

that is the pinnacle of comedy

anything

that girls do guys do

Shit............daddy's gonna like this

okay all right all right so let's get

let's get the nips in place BuzzFeed I

hope you're watching wait...How do I

there we go okay

can't seem to get them on place

oh my nipples are huge

oh my god they're so big ah okay let's

try the let's try the vibration nah (laughs)

looks like my nipple is about to explode

can we get a close-up

do you see that

shit do you fucking see that shit boy ah

ah ahit hurts get him up oh

so anyway guys

be sure to leave a like and subscribe

for more family-friendly Felix content

and I swear I'm not going to quit after

a while and just make a YouTube channel

that would be I'm dedicated to this job

and I think I can say BuzzFeed