Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles JAPAN VLOG (oh so he WASN'T in the closet the whole time..) Hey, yo what's poppin logang, it's ME, ya boi, an- -i- I'm in Tokyo and it is littttt ? I'm uh, super jet lagged. We arrived at 7 in the morning, and uh yeah, it's it's rough, man Jet lag is rough man. This view is seriously the coolest ~ Aahh we're staying in Shibuya for 5 days, and then we're gonna travel around Japan. Hey, hey, hey Look what I've found Boi I even got this tiny bottle from 7-eleven. So cute I love Japan. So now we're going to the Sanrio store PJ & Sophie is here hello, and it's gonna be ~lit~ be de beb bew boom boo doo bum ~bew~ ~buhh doo boo~ (PJ: I'm excited) I'm excited to check this out. So basically Sanrio flew us here, So we're gonna hang out with them for five days And uhh, let's see what they got inside So cute oh my gawd Me They literally have Hello Kitty...anything I need to step up my merch game man. So we have 35,000 yen to spend they gave us just to buy whatever. Why not get a Hello Kitty cane Ohh, that's awesome Gudetama is definitely my favorite I'm too tall. There you go. duHahahehe ! Fantastic! deHEH hueh *laughing at his own face* I didn't realize I made such an insane face when I did it. Now look at dat boy (GUDETAMA: uuAAAAHH) (MARZIA: *adorably amazed gasp*) chtehehehe! (MARZIA:aaaa~!) Oh my god, they have Tamagotchis with Gudetama~! *tries reading japanese* t-taaaa taah-n ? (MARZIA: *agreeing* mhm hm!) sh-shiio ? (MARZIA: ji.) tan - ji ? (MARZIA: yo.) tan yo ? (MARZIA: tanjyo.) (MARZIA: born?) Oh, he's born (PJ: Yeah, he's born.) ahehehaha So we're using like this translator app ((it's the google translate app lolz)) 'big satisfied large more desert also' Ohhhhhhhhh So cute~!! I don't know if I'm ready for this responsibility We got a crazy crossing happening here. We're in Ginza. This is not the big big one, but it's pretty big It's four degrees out. It's really cold But I feel pretty awake I don't know how we ended up here, but it's pretty chill. There's a little bench here. You can just sit. Our dog sitter, sends us pictures. There's Edgar not wanting to leave the beach. *~marzia giggles~* Ohhh~ We are at the restaurant from the famous scene in Kill Bill, you know, where Uma is just slicing everyone. This is so cool Look at that Is that vape? All right, we just came back. It was a really amazing dinner I ate so much tuna and then we just came back to the room and this view Now, I remember why I missed Japan Everyone was kind of tired, but it was perfect anyway. See you tomorrow! uoohh.. forehead. What's up, Squad Fam. It's your boy. Today, we're going to a theme park which is called, Puroland This is definitely one of the best things with Japan. What is he doing? So even at the station, they have like the Sanrio figurines. I like the little butthole. (PJ: The attention to detail.) What is happening here? Damnnn I've died and come to cuteness heaven. There it is ! O M G pfFFT What's wrong with you, PJ? (PJ: Don't! Don't!) (PJ: Keep, keep your stupid snow in your pocket) *pewd laugh* Look at that *PJ laugh* I had to check it Puroland, here we come. Oh my God, look at that. Wow Whaaaaat? We're going through the theater to check out a Gudetama show. I don't know what's happening. Oh my god ( how small you are!!!!!!!) ah sumimasen!!! ( I'm afraid he's too small for the spectators to see... ) ( It can't be helped~ ) Haa ( 'cause I'm an egg~ ) ( You're right.... ) Oh my god Oh my god OH MY GAAAWD! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa (Disappointed) I'm either in heaven or hell. Now that's some sexy legs, boi Squad What do you got going there? (PJ: This thing?) Yeah, What is that? (PJ: Uh, you know...) (PJ: I don't know.) Wow We're going on a plane, guys. Everything is so cute oaA! Hello Kitty, over here!! Cinnamon! Cinnamon~! buhbyeeeeeeee !! arigato~ (Thank you) CINNAMON! CINNAMON!!! That was amazing. I don't know what I just watched, but it was great. It's my dress now. Ha ha (PJ: nO!) I'm kawaii (PJ: Dude, that is my dress and now you've glitched it.) PJ, that's Hello Kitty's bath. PJ, that's Hello Kitty's bed. Stop it (PJ: I'm so tired, though.) Stahp Hello Kitty is waiting for us in that door. PJ: It's gonna happen.) (PJ: It's finally, this whole trip is, this is what we've been waiting for.) I think she was really into me. We're about to meet Gudetama himself This is where he lives. That is so creepy. He's coming. He's coming He's commiinngg PJ, He's coming. (PJ: We're gonna meet-) (PJ: Gudetama ) Yuuuppp (Everyone Gasps) aAH! *giggling* (PJ: Come on out, don't be afraid!) oh! no-ohhh ! *laughing* come here~! (PJ: hello!) hheyyy ! *cute pewds chuckles throughout* oh! HOho ! Gudetama ! Gudetama !! This is it *marzia giggle* Don't do it, don't do it ! yeah! huhehehe Here we go (PJ: I will never be the same.) We're leaving. Goodbye, Puroland. Good morning ! It's another day, another life to live it.