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  • AHH!

  • UGH!

  • Wait! Who are you?

  • You know who I am.

  • I do?

  • Your friendly neighborhood...

  • PEPSI MAN

  • The adpocalypse is still going strong.

  • If you don't know, all the advertisers just pulled themselves out of YouTube.

  • There's no ads on YouTube.

  • 16 DOLLARS?!

  • What am I gonna do with 16 dollars?!

  • And I know what you're thinking..

  • ''But Pewdiepie, you said you only make videos for "funny" and not for money''

  • I LIED!

  • I LIED, OKAY?

  • One of the people that pulled their ads out of YouTube as a boycott...

  • ...was none other...

  • than [warning headphone users]

  • PEPSI MAAAAAAN

  • It hurts every time that I think about it, Pepsi! Uh!

  • It's like a sting in my body. It's a sting in my soul.

  • ''Besides suspending their spending on YouTube...'' Good writing, there by the way

  • Walmart, PEPSI and several other companies have said they will stop buying ads on Google places.

  • NO

  • 16 DOLLARS!

  • But wait, what is this?

  • Pepsi just released an ad!

  • On Youtube!

  • With Kendall Jenner!

  • My-

  • My favorite artist!

  • (chuckle) You know, I guess I gotta get on that family friendliness like Kendall Jenner!

  • You know? I could also do that.

  • I can ALSO be family friendly...

  • ...like Kendall Jenner. You can also pay me!

  • PEPSI MAAAAAN

  • Alright, let's just watch it.

  • Let's just watch it. I've been hearing great things about it.

  • (electric guitar plays)

  • Starts of with an electric guitar...

  • ...but he's playing a cello.

  • That uh..uh. Good job there, good job there. No one's gonna notice that one.

  • *music*

  • Look how passionate he is playing that electric guitar.

  • I mean cello.

  • Kind of when he's spin the face as an...

  • ...as an artist you devote yourself to an instrument...

  • ...and then you just get dumped over by a fucking electric guitar.

  • (laughs)

  • JOIN THE CONVERSATION

  • WE JUST WANT TO TALK TO EACH OTHER

  • He will not divide us, we got love.

  • Thats the Kanji for love.

  • And, we are all about the love...

  • ...and look at this diverse crowd. We got all kinds of people in here.

  • Is that Kendall? That's Kendall!

  • She's doing a photo shoot...

  • ...oh my God, she looks so pretty in this photo shoot.

  • She's such a superstar.

  • ♪♪ we are the lions ♪♪

  • Oh my God, she sees what is happening.

  • She sees what is happening out in the world and it's controversy.

  • People, celebrities are marching.

  • It's so brave for all these celebrities to be out marching.

  • Okay?

  • They do it because they're passionate about the cause...

  • ...and not because they want social media posts.

  • Alright? *sarcasm as fuck*

  • Was Kendall fucking Jenner in the women's march?

  • *laughs*

  • Kendall Jenner wishes she could have attended the women's march.

  • She wasn't even in it! (laughs)

  • She's still... She's still doing her photoshoot...

  • ...but she, she feels like something is wrong.

  • There's injustice in the world

  • Nah, she just wants the guy.

  • ♪♪WE ARE THE LIONS♪♪

  • Oh my God! She's so brave!

  • She wishes she could have attended (laughs) the women's march.

  • Ugh, people are such fucking idiots.

  • But wait! The best part is yet to come.

  • Ugh! Can we talk about how cringe that is?

  • Couldn't she just have used her other hand?

  • The thing is like, when someone wants to brofist you when you hold something...

  • ...you don't do this.

  • You don't... you just don't.

  • Okay?

  • You take... you do it properly

  • This is awkward as hell to do. If you ever brofist anyone that holds something...

  • ...it's awkward as hell.

  • Does this matter at all? No, it doesn't.

  • It matters a great deal!

  • ♪♪MUSIC♪♪

  • What is she doing? What is she doing with that Pepsi?

  • What is she gonna do with the Pepsi to the riot guards?

  • The police?

  • She's giving the police a Pepsi

  • Brilliant. Genius.

  • Yes!

  • Everyone is happy now.

  • She solved everything.

  • All you had to do... was give him a Pepsi!

  • Wait, you're telling me that...

  • ...this is the problem in all the riots?

  • There's just not enough Pepsi.

  • I don't think you need to explain why it sucks.

  • They quit the ads on YouTube to avoid controversy and then they release this fucking shit?

  • Not only is it cringy. It's bad. It's forced.

  • It's.. It makes me hate myself.

  • This is the reason why I will never be family friendly because, God, I will never fucking be associated with this kind of fucking shit

  • The memes that are coming out of this...

  • ...it's absolutely (kisses finger) beautiful.

  • Kendall, please, give him a Pepsi!

  • (laughs)

  • Yo Kendall, I'mm gonna need you to come through with a Pepsi! These cops are wildin'!

  • I bet she showed up

  • I bet she was at the photoshoot...

  • ...but I bet she showed up...

  • ...and if she didn't, I bet she wishes that she could have

  • (laughs)

  • you know everytime i go outside its not really a problem for me but just

  • you know my mom ever since i was a young little boy she's always like

  • bring a little pepsi boiii

  • put it in ur backpocket

  • and if you ever get in trouble with the cops, just whip out a pepsi, and everything will be alright

  • is he spray-he's spraying them with pepsi

  • that's not tear gas, that's pepsi everyone

  • sometimes the cops like to share as well

  • yes *laughs* this one

  • STOP GUYS! i have a pepsi multi pack in

  • my car

  • its gonna be okay!

  • its not just one person making these desicions, the people working on these ad campaigns are fucking huge

  • there's millions and millions and millions of dollars involved in this

  • i cant even imagine how much money kendall jenner was paid for this

  • but i imagine quite a big sum cause pepsi's known throughout the history

  • history? whatever, through out the years to do all the big celebrities like

  • Britney Spears, Micheal Jackson (that one was amazing) um

  • Beyonce

  • they all done pepsi sponsored

  • and now kendall jenner being the new star. there's millions of dollars and so many people involved

  • but NO ONE, no one stepped up and be like

  • maybe this is just not a good idea, you know?

  • maybe this is not how the real world actually works

  • i understand that we were social justice warriors and we want to

  • *unintelligent*

  • ...off like how great this movement is

  • Oh people gonna love this shit

  • its got kendall jenner

  • and everyone just loves each other

  • there's love everywhere

  • and to be fair like some of the pepsi commercials has been like really good

  • i remember the Britney one when i was a kid and like wow what the fuck

  • i thought it was cool

  • okay, im sure i wouldnt think its cool now

  • but

  • PEPSIIIIIIII MAAAAAN

  • YO JUST LOOK IN MY POCKET, I GOT A PEPSI I GOT A PEPSI!!!

  • its horrible, to laugh at but at the same time this is the reality of the situation

  • not everyone lives in a goddamn bubble

  • like the people working at pepsi alright

  • i think we all learned a valuable lesson here which is pepsi brings world peace

  • everyone knows this

  • the world is so divided right now and everyone is freaking out but thank god

  • that we have brave people

  • like kendall jenner

  • whats that

  • i just got a call from kendall jenner's management and she

  • she, she wishes she could be here

  • i could just imagine the P.R team, trynna figure out how they're gonna promote this campaign with kendall jenner

  • okay what's relevant right now?

  • oh we got all the riot

  • and the anti trump movement

  • and black lives matter

  • THATS HOW WE'RE GONNA SELL THIS SODA

  • holy fucking shit

  • i cant show the audio but the chemical brothers

  • literally predicted this video

  • in 2009,

  • they're even throw(ing)

  • viva cola *laughs*

  • is this where they got their inspiration from? what the fuck?

  • the irony now is that

  • fans ^stutters^

  • consumers are banning

  • boycotting bepsi because they just have got off on this

  • commercial wuss

  • but at the same time, is all the publicity

  • good publicity?

  • i dont know

  • i dont really have the answer for that

  • i think no. i think no is the right answer

  • oh she tweeted it, god bless

  • ^sighs^

  • MY EYES *LAUGHS*

  • *get rekt, ken*

  • what the fuck is this meant to be?

  • the true power of fizzy juice, thats riiiiigghhht

  • how stuck up do you have to be to even act like you and a can of soda can end things like police brutality protest?

  • that is a great question, that is an excellent question

  • basically, the same thing

  • historic moment

  • alright, well that that is it from me, hope you enjoyed, check out another video and um

  • there's a pepsi out of this video

  • i want you to

  • this is never gonna happen. this is never gonna fukin happen

  • really, i may seem like im hateful and bitter

  • and angry

  • but in reality

  • im just lost

  • i need you pepsi

  • come back to me, i love you

  • i'll be good to you

  • i'll treat you nice

  • please

  • i don't wanna keep making videos for free

  • okay?

  • i *stammers* its not what i (want)

  • its not what im doing

  • i dont wanna do dat

  • iagh

  • a hah

  • okay?

  • PEPSI MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

AHH!

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/01
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