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  • Danny!

  • Danny, get out of there!

  • Danny, it's not REAL!!

  • D- [music]

  • [music] *echo effect* Danny! IT'S NOT REAL! D-

  • *background* Danny...

  • *echo effect* Danny, get out of there!

  • *echo effect* Danny, get out of there.

  • Danny!

  • Danny, are you playing with the...

  • Can you hear me?

  • [Music]

  • [Music intensifies]

  • I might as well... play this myself then I guess.

  • I guess I have no other choice but

  • to play this game myself!

  • It's not~ I don't want to

  • I guess,

  • just to show you that it's wrong.

  • I will do it. >:(

  • We're gonna play-

  • oh.

  • So it's "Tropical Girls VR".

  • (aka Virtual Reality)

  • This game was announced

  • pretty much, very early.

  • [Uh.. picture Spongebob music with a romantic more tropical twist.]

  • HO!

  • [ignored]

  • WoooOaAaaAAH

  • How-

  • My hands!

  • Wow ಠ_ಠ

  • *whispers* Thank you.

  • *whispers* Thank you!

  • Wow!

  • Well, hello! What a nice pool-

  • -it... it really looks like real water there.

  • This truly feels like the futur-

  • Can I walk? Oh my god, I can walk, wo- Oh my go-

  • There's hot babes everywhere!

  • Of course I can't interact with shit

  • Don't worry about me ladies I may look

  • like I'm a table...

  • *silent* Actually that's perfect... I am a table!

  • Keep doing what you're doing!

  • Wow! *laughs*

  • It looks so shit like honestly...

  • Wow, you look... you look good there, you look good-

  • merging with that... with a fucking wall...

  • Aight, I'm just gonna drown myself...

  • Yeah this is much better!

  • This is definitely more interesting!

  • This is the game that as soon as they

  • announced VR everyone was like 'oh my god'

  • I'm going to play porn on the VR it's

  • gonna be so.. *jump scare* EY! Jesus Christ... That's close... Excuse me..

  • *change of music* It's day 64

  • I've been... I've been camping out here

  • away from the girls.

  • I hate them, they are disgusting!

  • Where am I? Oh, I'm here... OK...

  • I paid, erm... I paid money for that one... That's pretty cool

  • that's a pretty cool game *sarcasm*

  • [music]

  • [music INTENSIFIES]

  • Ok, so, I... This is kind of weird because

  • this game, I'm in first person, but you

  • guys will see me as 3rd person.

  • I don't know. Let's... Oh my god, this is so strange!

  • [Bar crowd]

  • Where am...? Why am I out here?

  • Oh...

  • Can I come in please?

  • Hey!

  • AAAAAH!!! *pewds transforms - acquires 'hand'*

  • There we go!

  • One, uh...

  • Bro fist, please! *laughs silently*

  • Oh, there we go..

  • My hand..

  • No! Wrong.. Hand movement... What the fuck are you doing?

  • Calm down! Calm down!! AH! No!

  • Put it down! ssshhit... I'm not doing anything!

  • OK, let's just go over here.

  • Let's change song... [crowd reacts] There we go.

  • Excuse me, chair?

  • *euhh* Oh... Oh... Yeah...

  • Yeah, that goood...

  • Ooooooh uh...

  • Can I sm... [NPC hurt sound]

  • Oh, got him! I got him!

  • [Fight sounds]

  • Oh, oh, it's on! Oh, oh, oh! [Fight sounds]

  • You want some of this? You want some of this, bitch? [Fight sounds]

  • Yeah! That's right, I fuck you up, I fuck you up!

  • Cash me ousside, how 'bout that? *laughs ironically*

  • No... No! He's slapping me! ugh...

  • ueyug eyug uweh weh (Accurate transcription)

  • I take you on, everyone, every single last one of... One of you *laughs* A-hey!

  • Wow, shit, he did a roundhound... house kick!

  • Wha, I've lost it!

  • No! I died!

  • I got to pick myself up...

  • Ah, shit, I flew everywhere... Fuck, where am I?

  • Damn it...

  • Damn it!

  • [Announcer] The bartender won't serve you down there, maybe next time you should pick yourself up!

  • Shut the fuck up...

  • [music]

  • [It intensifies]

  • Whoa, that's cool!

  • This is cool actually.

  • OK, so I can.. walk... How do I walk forward?

  • Lantern, calm down.

  • How do I walk?

  • YAWH! *laughs*

  • *clicks buttons*

  • Whoa, this is creepy guys, this is actually pretty scary

  • I really feel like I am in a corridor.

  • [Scary background noises]

  • This better be... This better be a porn game, Danny!

  • I swear to god...

  • [Scary footsteps and breathing]

  • Can I walk a little slower? *sarcasm*

  • Some creatures are attract... Oh!

  • Better, eh... Turn it off then!

  • God, it's scary, this is scary, I'm scared, I don't like it

  • hello?

  • Aight, let's check where we are...

  • OK... where VEE are [sounds like "VR"]

  • Oh god, THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIND ME!

  • Oh, bad!

  • Oohhh my goodd, this is really scary, I don't like it!

  • I don't wanna play this!

  • I don't know what that is, but I'll be going THIS way!

  • Some creatures will... Shut the fuck up, text...

  • [Alien sound thing]

  • OH! *swedish curses* I don't...

  • All right, uhm...... next game

  • [MUSIC]

  • [INTENSIFIED MUSIC]

  • On second though, I think this game is... Pretty good actually.

  • Hey, how you doing, what's your name?

  • Lisa!

  • Wow, jeez, don't do that. Do not do that, Do NOT do...

  • How you doin' down there?

  • Keep doing your thing, you're doing a great job!

  • Hello, hello. Welcome to...

  • "Don't tell Marzia Productions"

  • [MUSIC]

  • [MORE MUSIC]

  • OK, next.. next one, Danny lov... Danny loves this one!

  • [annoying music]

  • wow, what a good game.

  • [annoying music]

  • wow

  • Oh, I'm going this way.

  • [Annoying music]

  • And now I'm going... this way!

  • Oh, I see!

  • [Annoying music]

  • [Music stops]

  • [Annoying music continues]

  • [Music stops]

  • So, you go forward...

  • Oh, swing your arms!

  • Oh! Okay, NOW it makes sense!

  • Holy SHIT I'm fast! Holy fuck I'm good.

  • [Awkward sounds]

  • wow

  • Wow, this is so cool!

  • Take me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • [Music again...]

  • WHOOOOOOOOO!

  • That was cool!

  • Oh my god, I killed a deer... I killed another one.

  • I feel sick.

  • [MUSIC!!!]

  • I found... the best game of all time