No

Shit

Fuck

God dammit!

This video isn't 10 minutes yet

What the fuck do I do?!

It's fuckin' January

There's such a lack of Ad Revenue already!

I'm just gonna have to learn from the best

To extend this video to 10 minutes.

I'm talking slow

IS THAT OBVIOUS WHAT I'M DOING HEREEEEEE

OHHHH

Leafy!

Master of title cards

*You Reposted In The Wrong Neighorhood Music Plays*

Holy shit that's 11 seconds

WITH NO CONTENT!

Actually it's, never mind that that's 17 minutes

WITH NO CONTENT!

I'm just kid...

I'm kidding

I'm kidding

I'm KIDDING

Calvin, I'm joking.

M'kay I get, I nee, I get it. I need an

I need an intro

I need to bring it back

ROLL

THE INTRO!

Are we at 10 minutes yet?

Fuck.

UGH

So just

So just suposed

Okay I got it!

CaseyNeistat

He does these transitional shots

LET'S HAVE A LOOK

Fuck, okay

Just roll a random,

A random ass...

Stock Image Footage, okay?

ARE WE AT TEN MINUTES YET

PLEASE?!

FUCKING

JANUARY

Do you see what happens with the Ad Revenue?!

This is bad. This is real bad

I'm gonna have to find a real job, real soon if this continues!

Oh, I got it!

I-In my last video, uh-

Eehhhh

Don't worry about the order in this vídeo, I know it's a little messy okay

*Pewds.exe stopped working of YouTube*

But into yesterday's video, I said I was gonna put the top comment

The top comment on that wall

Now I haven't checked, alright?

I have not checked.

So It could be anything right now

Let's... Let's see what it is.

Well I'm a bit nervous

That's the top comment? (yes)

I gave you guys, permission to put fucking anything

to put. fucking. ANYTHING.

In the background of my video

AND THE TOP COMMENT IS

A FUCKING SELF ADVERTISING.

i though at LEAST

I... I.. I taught you guys to learn better!

Than believe in some random ass fucking comment saying "I love you"

What the fuck does that mean?

If you had a homeless guy from the street tell you I love you

It doesn't mean anything, words don't mean SHIT.

unless it comes, with REAL MEANING

and from a person,

That you respect or at least know who the FUCK IT IS!

Now excuse me while i'm putting...

Let's just go back to what the video is about

I don't fucking give a shit

Hey, how's it going

Bros

Welcome to another original video idea

Try Not To Love #Laugh (ha)

i failed already

but there's a catch

since you guys love my moustache so much

thank you very much by the way (yes hello hitler)

i really appreciate all the nice feedback about my new appearance. you know

here, i was thinking i look cool

finally

i found a hip new look that fits me and my personality

but i guess that's not good enough

so if i laughed, i will shave a piece of my moustache

as much as it pains me

it pains my very core! (find your positive core message today)

and if i run out of moustache

i will shave this dog

(laughed)

rip edgar

let's do this

the first video

is chair. (Oh my god the chair!)

oh damn

(giggle)

it's just kind of video where you know you're gonna laugh even before you watch it

there's no way i could not have laughed at that

it's just a little piece

whatever...

think we all know where this is heading

i like it, is a good look, i really hope i don't have to laugh again

[v] have you ever done a sinus rinse before?

oh hello...okay...

[v] have you ever done a sinus rinse before?

i don't believe i'm -

OMG

(rerethinks life)

i need to do a sinus rinse right fucking now

ugh.

and i don't want the world to see me (sing)

didn't laugh

thank you very much

Next

what is this? what is he doing?

[v] shut your fucking mouth

[v] shut the fuck up you cunt

[v] shut it

[v] shut it

oh..no..no..that was

an after giggle

they don't count

My Cat Is Crazy

*glass shattering sound* (cracking up)

i didn't laugh (oh yes u did)

*glass shattering sound*

No. 1, why were you filming...your cat in a fucking garden house?

No.2 ...

What the fuck. (laugh)

*glass shattering sound*

where did that cat go?

what was so important to that cat

why do i feel like i'm Ray William Johnson

deconstructing a fucking shit of-

au..we're getting there

i kinda like it

do you like it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

dat stare tho

(squelch)

(snort)

moving on

[v] we gonna interview Erik Weihenmayer who climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest. But-

ugh

[v] he's gay

[v] i mean he's gay, excuse me he's blind

[v] so we're here about that

*tries real fucking hard not to laugh*

i don't wanna laugh

ah for fuck...

[v] we gonna interview Erik Weihenmayer who climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest. But he's gay

but he's

gay

Girl Cries Like Racing Car

[v] hey sorry i missed your call

[v] ummm...

[v] i'm just calling you back to...

[v] uhhh...

[v] let you know that i...

oh no... [v] i love you

and i miss you

*girl crying sound like racing car*

(inhales loudly)

i really, i really want you to call me back

*crying*

and i'm sorry i missed your phone call

and i, i, aii...

i know you are DONE

so, so when you get this will you call me back

*crying*

i love you

and i miss you