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  • Gaaaah!

  • Lawnmower of- oooh, I get it.

  • Gurraaaaaaaah!

  • Oh, I'm okay.

  • I thought I wasn't going to make that one.

  • Oh boy, now I get to go on a nice little rampage.

  • Oh no! Oh this is bad.

  • Oh, it so horrible! Stop! No!

  • Hayoop-ding.

  • 'Scuse me!

  • I need to get into the secret lab...

  • ... that you guys are talking about.

  • Pardon me, sir.

  • Don't shoot, I'm too beautiful to die.

  • Uh-oh.

  • AAAARGH!

  • 96.25% perc-HEUGHHOUHOU

  • Let me live and I'll give you my booooody.

  • Nyeh. WOOOH!

  • That didn't help at all.

  • You guys believe in me, right?

  • Hhhhhhey, I'm still alive!

  • Aaaah, come on!

  • Maybe if I'm sassy about it-gaaah!

  • Everybody concentrate! I need your focus here!

  • Heugh!

  • AAAH!

  • Up my butt.

  • Did you really focus it up my butt?

  • AAAAH!

  • Everybody...

  • ...help me!

  • It hurts...

  • ...my balls.

  • Aaand I'm dead.

  • There's nothing wrong with dancing...

  • ...with your own leg, man.

  • You do what you do!

  • You get freaky with yourself!

  • Quite literally in fact!

  • You found me?

  • I'll kill you!

  • AAH!

  • I'll smash this table onto your balls!

  • ...or onto mine...WAIT...NO! THISISWRONG!

  • Ugh!

  • I ain't afraid of you!

  • 'Cause I killed myself.

  • That's why.

  • That's all you get.

  • Thank you!

  • Eughugh.

  • ECH.

  • HEEEEEEEY! That counts!

  • It counts! It got me a win!

  • Iiiii think that I will not have a problem with this.

  • You didn't tell me there was anything else!

  • As I was saying...

  • ...I'm bad.

  • COME ON!

  • LITTLE MORE!

  • Now-DEUAGH.

  • Dallright you kiddies.

  • Wait a minute... kiddies... wait-w...

  • You're not my kiddies.

  • This isn't my sleigh!

  • W-what happened last night?!

  • Did Santa drink too much egg-nog?

  • Oooh. Ookaay.

  • RuUun from my sloOow caAar!

  • You better hope that...

  • ...you don't stay there for a bit...

  • ...because this is gonna get...

  • ...very dangerous...

  • ...very quickly.

  • You watch out as well!

  • It is very dangerous.

  • Stop humping each other...

  • ...and get scared.

  • 'Cause this is gonna get craaazy!

  • [BURP]

  • This obviously a...

  • ...a Porsche 911 Turbo.

  • I've been watching my Top Gear.

  • This is a Porsche 911 Turbo.

  • ...(Harp)oon-run!

  • WEEEE!

  • Ow.

  • NOO!

  • Oh. :(

  • Come on!

  • Something besides just instant death...

  • ...would be delightful.

  • Maybe if I'm happy and positive about it...

  • ...I can make it.

  • Well, those are up my butt...

  • ...but that's okay.

  • Fly fl--

  • AAAWGH.

  • [winning noises]

  • Wrecking balls!

  • For the first time in my life...

  • ...I can't handle this many balls!

  • HAARHG!

  • I didn't make it.

  • Doopty.

  • Oh no--AUGH ECH

  • NOO!

  • Come on, get the last target!

  • Hyup.

  • YEAAH!

  • [Mousebro intensifies]

  • Why is he staring at meee?!

  • "3D obstacle course"

  • UAGH!

  • I didn't even get two steps...

  • Ha! HA! HAAAGH!

  • I made it! I made it! I made i--NOOO!

  • Bye son!

  • Have fun!

  • "I don't need my daddy to tell me what to do."

  • "He's such a douchebag!"

  • "He's always telling me what to d--"

  • "Oh-oh. AH! AAAARGH!"

  • [sounds of trying]

  • I didn't make it.

  • Huh, no! How gross!

  • BOOP!

  • Noo, that's disgusting!

  • BOOP!

  • I hate this, as I keep playing it.

  • Pleh. Ech. NO! NoO! Ech. NOoO! ECH!

  • There we go!

  • Got it! EUGH.

  • Oh my goodness!

  • This would be a magical adventure...

  • ...if I wasn't humping this turtle.

  • Aaand I'm not moving, so...

  • ...I guess, this is my life now.

  • [romantic music plays]

  • You stop that! It's unnatural!

  • Dhey, all right, you kiddies!

  • Let's make our country big on me!

  • WAAAH!

  • Come with me, my love!

  • We're going on a maghichal adventureh!

  • Filled with wonder and...BLEGH!

  • "Landmine run"

  • LANDMINE RUN?

  • Are kidding m-- oh goodness!

  • HOUAGH.

  • Hop... oh I'm now dead.

  • T-there's no question to it.

  • This is impossible!

  • Impossible!

  • Jumpjumpjump, flyflyfly!

  • FlyflyflyHEUGH!

  • UAGH!

  • COME ON!

  • HUAH-I'm okay, I'm okay. I'm gonna make it!

  • I'm gonna make it!

  • OOOH GOD! EWWW!

  • ♫♪Iiiii don't wanna plaaaay this one!♫♪

  • Weee!

  • Okay, I need you guys to believe in me...

  • ...because this is gonna be reallyAWGH!

  • WOOHOOHOO!

  • COME ON!

  • BELIEVE IN ME!

  • Land.

  • Keep going!

  • Son dead. Don't matter.

  • Still alive. Don't matter!

  • Still alive. DON'T MATTER!

  • YEAaAaAaH!

  • Okay-dokeyWOAH!

  • W-wh--this isn't right!

  • This doesn't feel natural!

  • This feels very wrooong!

  • AUGH-ahahah.

  • Up-up-up-up!

  • Up-up-AHH-up-up-up!

  • Gonna make it! Gonna make it!

  • I don't think I can make it!