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  • Video games are dumb.

  • Super Mario Brothers

  • Mario, Mario! Bowser has kidnapped the princess!

  • Not a...

  • Again.

  • Not a problem, which way did they go?

  • Left!

  • I'm sorry, my love.

  • Castlevania

  • Last week on "Teenage Vampire"...

  • Daughter you cannot go out it is past your bed time!

  • I'll do what I want Daddy!

  • ARGHHHH!!!

  • Pac Man

  • Waka Waka Waka Waka.

  • (Gasp)

  • Mmmm yeah!

  • (Gasp)

  • Honey! I can explain!

  • No need... You sexy thing!

  • (Gasp)

  • Waka Waka Waka Waka

  • The Legend of the Zeldas

  • (Box opening music)

  • Castlevania

  • This week on "Teenage Vampire"...

  • Daughter! You cannot join a religion!

  • Don't tell me what to do Daddy!

  • ARGHHHH!!

  • Grand Theft Automobile

  • Wow honey, what a lovely hotel!

  • Yeah, it's 5 stars.

  • 5 stars?!

  • (Police sirens and gunshots)

  • The Legend of Zeldas. So many Zeldas running around.

  • (Item get sound)

  • Castlevania

  • Next week on "Teenage Vampire"...

  • Daddy! I brought a boy home for dinner!

  • Fantastic!

  • ARHGHHHHGHGHH!!!

  • Pokemon

  • Bobby, do you wanna go to the prom with me?

  • Pfft, no way, Sarah!

  • Sarah! SARAH NO!! SARAH NOOO!! NO SARAH NO!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • I choose you Bobby. I choose you all.

  • (Case shut)

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Video games are dumb.

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