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  • - Hey there everybody, it's your old pal Ernie here.

  • I sure hope everybody's staying nice and cozy at home.

  • I just thought I'd come and tell ya a joke.

  • Hm.

  • Do you know who likes jokes?

  • Why my old buddy Bert.

  • He's just crazy about jokes.

  • Hey, let's give him a call, hm.

  • Boop. (phone chiming)

  • One ringy-dingy.

  • Two ringy-dingys.

  • - What, Ernie.

  • Why are you calling me from the other room?

  • - Six feet apart Bert, six feet apart.

  • (sighs)

  • Hey Bert, you wanna hear a joke?

  • - No, not really.

  • - Okay, knock knock.

  • - Who's there?

  • - A little old lady.

  • - A little old lady who?

  • - What's that, Bert?

  • - I said, a little old lady who?

  • - Oh, I can't hear you, Bert.

  • - A little old lady who!

  • A little old lady who!

  • - Bert, I didn't know you could yodel.

  • - Ah. (laughs)

  • Goodbye, Ernie.

  • - Bert, Bert?

  • Hm, must be a bad connection.

  • (silly music)

  • (phone chiming)

  • - What is it now, Ernie?

  • - Knock knock, Bert.

  • (sighs)

  • - Who's there?

  • - Spell.

  • - Spell who?

  • - Oh that's an easy one, Bert.

  • W H O, that spells who.

  • (laughs) (sighs)

  • Hey, this is fun game, Bert.

  • Okay, now it's your turn to spell something.

  • Spell Rumpelstiltskin.

  • - Oh gee.

  • - Hm, I don't think Rumpelstiltskin begins with O G, Bert.

  • Here, here, sound out the letters.

  • Rrr.

  • - Goodbye, Ernie.

  • (laughs)

  • (phone chiming)

  • No more jokes!

  • - Okay, just one, Bert.

  • (sighs) Knock knock.

  • - Who's there?

  • - I am.

  • - I am who?

  • - You are Bert, I am Ernie.

  • - You are insufferable.

  • - No, no, Ernie.

  • - Goodbye.

  • (laughs) (silly music)

  • Ernie keeps bugging me with these knock knock jokes

  • and I really need some help around the apartment.

  • I'm gonna give him a call.

  • (phone chiming)

  • - Hey, Bert.

  • - Ernie, will you come help with the laundry?

  • - No, no, no, Bert.

  • You see it goes like this, so you say, knock knock.

  • And then I say, who's there.

  • And then you say, will.

  • And I say, will who?

  • And then you say, will you come help with the laundry?

  • You see that? - No, I.

  • - See, you never start with the punchline, Bert.

  • Hey, but you keep working on it.

  • See ya.

  • (sighs)

  • (phone chiming)

  • Knock knock, Bert.

  • (sighs) - Who's there?

  • - Who.

  • - Who who?

  • - Hey, I didn't know you

  • could do an owl impersonation, Bert.

  • That's a really good owl.

  • Hey, you wanna hear some of my animal sounds?

  • Look I can do a puppy dog.

  • (dog yipping)

  • - Yup, very funny, Ernie, very funny.

  • (cat meowing)

  • - And a duck, a duck goes... - Ernie.

  • (duck quacking).

  • Ernie! - A horse says...

  • (horse neighing) (groans)

  • A cow goes... (cow mooing)

  • And a pig goes...

  • (pig oinking) - Goodbye, Ernie.

  • - And of course, the chicken goes...

  • (chicken chattering)

  • And don't forget a rooster...

  • (rooster crowing)

  • (laughs) (silly music)

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- Hey there everybody, it's your old pal Ernie here.

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