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  • SpongeBob Squarepants! Are you ready to rock?

  • I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!

  • Go SpongeBob!

  • - Patrick! - Where do you think you're going?

  • - I was just— - No you're not.

  • You're going to the Krusty Krab and get that job!

  • I can't, don't you see? I'm not good enough!

  • Whose first words were, “May I take your order?”

  • Mine were.

  • Who made a spatula out of toothpicks and wood shuck?

  • I did.

  • Who's a… Who's…

  • - Who's a big yellow cube with holes? - I am!

  • - Who's ready? - I'm ready!

  • - Who's ready? - I'm ready!

  • - Who's ready? - I'm ready!

  • One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go.

  • [deep breathing]

  • [lips buzzing]

  • [gasping]

  • [jellyfish buzzing]

  • - La-la-la-la-la. - La-la-la-la-la.

  • - La-la-la-la-la. - La-la-la-la-la.

  • [both cheering]

  • Come on Barnacle Boy! There's evil afoot.

  • Leaping lampreys, Mermaid Man! I'm right behind you.

  • [dramatic music playing]

  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy spot their archenemy.

  • Reflecto! Up to no good.

  • [dramatic music playing]

  • SpongeBob.

  • You know what this means.

  • Doughnuts.

  • - Whoa. - Whoa.

  • By the power of Neptune!

  • - Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy unite! - Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy unite!

  • All you have to do is answer the phone.

  • Aye, aye, captain.

  • [phone ringing]

  • Is this the Krusty Krab?

  • No, this is Patrick.

  • [whistling]

  • [phone ringing]

  • Is this the Krusty Krab?

  • No, this is Patrick.

  • [whistling]

  • [phone ringing]

  • Is this the Krusty Krab?

  • No, this is Patrick.

  • [phone slamming]

  • I am not a Krusty Krab.

  • Uh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.

  • [gasping]

  • Trophy delivery!

  • Another trophy?

  • Oh great! What's it for this time?

  • For doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else,

  • Patrick! This trophy is for you!

  • Yay! Ha! Eee!!!

  • [clothes ripping]

  • So what are you going to do now?

  • I'm going to go protect my title.

  • [snoring]

  • [phone ringing]

  • Oh boy! 3 a.m.

  • [chewing]

  • Hello class. My name is Mrs. Puff.

  • And the only reason I say that is because I see we have a new student.

  • Young man, why don't you stand up and introduce yourself?

  • Who's the fat kid talking to?

  • You Patrick, she's the teacher!

  • Oh.

  • Come on now, tell the class your name. Don't be nervous.

  • [winking]

  • UhUh

  • [teeth chattering]

  • We just want to know your name.

  • [panicking]

  • 24!

  • [loud music playing]

  • It's really loud!

  • You need it louder? Okay.

  • Twinkle, twinkle Patrick Star

  • ♪ I made myself a sandwich

  • My mommy named it Fred

  • It tastes like beans and bacon

  • And smells like it's been dead

  • Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil

  • Pointy, pointy, pointy pointy, pointy, point

  • ♪ P.U. what's that horrible smell? ♪

  • Drum solo

  • [drum solo playing]

  • ♪ I have a head that ends in a point

  • Pointy, pointy, pointy pointy, pointy, point

  • This song is over Except for this line

  • You win this round Broccoli

  • [upbeat music playing]

  • [chewing]

  • Krabby Patties, they taste so nice that they taste nice.

  • [clapperboard clapping]

  • [background music playing]

  • Bring it around town!

  • [Hawaiian music playing]

  • [SpongeBob & Patrick cheering]

  • Oh, touchdown!

  • Bring it around town!

  • [Hawaiian music playing]

  • [SpongeBob & Patrick cheering]

  • Oh, touchdown!

  • Bring it around town!

  • [Hawaiian music playing]

  • [SpongeBob & Patrick cheering]

  • Oh, touchdown!

  • Bring it around town!

  • [Hawaiian music playing]

  • [SpongeBob & Patrick cheering]

  • Oh, touchdown!

  • Bring it around town!

  • [Hawaiian music playing]

  • [SpongeBob & Patrick cheering]

  • Oh, touchdown!

SpongeBob Squarepants! Are you ready to rock?

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