Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Dad, can't you just make round pancakes like a regular person? Ungrateful younglings! Dad, my video isn't working. *irregular breathing* I find your lack of technical skill... annoying. *children scream* Dad, I finished school. Isn't it supposed to end at 2:45? Well, yeah. I finished early. Why don't you go to your room and read quietly until bedtime? Why do we have to go to the store? We need milk. But why do we need to go? What am I supposed to do? Leave you at home? You know, you're supposed to wear a mask. Seriously? Selp? That's not a word. Yeah, it is. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. Dad, is "selp" a word? I have a word for you. That's two words. Snape raised his wand and pointed it directly at Dumbledore. "Avada Kedavra!" A jet of green light shot from the end of Snape's wand and hit Dumbledore squarely in the chest. *Vader laughs* Dad, it's not funny! *Vader continues to laugh* Dad! Oops. *Recorder plays* Clean your room. I did. Clean it again. All right. That's game. No, you have to win by two. I don't know how much more of this I can take, My Master. Yes, the quarantine is taking a toll on all of us, Lord Vader... but in a matter of time, this will end, and we will emerge even better than before. I can only pray that I have the strength. Dad, I can't sleep. Me neither. Ugh.