I can't put a patty on a bun with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup,

mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

One Crying Johnny coming up!

First bun, then patty,

followed by ketchup, mustard, pickles, extra onions,

lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and bun, in that order.

One Crying Johnny, up!

Whatever.

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft,

four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze,

light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

We serve food here, sir.

Oh, nope. I was wrong.

It looks OK.

Sure is a fine looking pizza.

Yeah.

What's that? Is that the cheese?

Yeah.

And the pepperoni?

Yeah.

Oh, looks good, huh?

It's just a little old Krabby Patty smothered in jellyfish jelly.

I call it a Krabby Patty with jellyfish jelly.

Could I try some?

Sure.

Amazing.

I've got to tell someone about this.

♪ Hey, all you people Hey, all you people ♪

♪ Hey, all you people Won't you listen to me? ♪

♪ I just had a sandwich No ordinary sandwich ♪

♪ A sandwich filled with jellyfish jelly ♪

♪ Hey, man, you got to try this sandwich It's no ordinary sandwich ♪

♪ It's the tastiest sandwich in the sea ♪

[beat boxing]

♪ Yeah ♪

Thank you.

Here you go, sir. A king size ultra Krabby Supreme with the works,

double-batter fried on a stick.

Thanks.

Barnacle head.

Pardon me?

You forgot your mayonnaise.

Thanks.

Yes sir, we sell Pretty Patties.

That thing's green.

[laughing]

Green.

[laughing]

[both laughing]

Green.

[both laughing]

Mr. Krabs was right. What am I gonna do with all these?

Hey is that one purple?

Purple is my favorite color.

This isn't half bad.

Hey world! Pretty Patties is the best idea ever!

Squirrels can do anything they want to.

I bet you can't eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite.

[swallowing]

Ah.

Give me that.

They don't call me Cheeks for nothing.

[laughing]

[giggling]

Why that's the most diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned.

I call it the Nasty Patty.

[both giggling]

One Pipsqueak Patty...

and your bib and high chair.

[laughing]

You!

Me?

You think this is funny?

In a cosmic sort of way, yes.

Well, Mister Funny Man,

is this how you get your sick kicks?

What? It's just an ordinary Krabby--

Oh, my goodness!

Squidward!

- SpongeBob? - Yes, Squidward?

I need a triple Krabby Supreme on a kelp bun with extra sea pickle,

and burn it to a crisp, OK?

Coming right up.

Listen, Squidward, I want to apologize for before.

I was only trying to make you happy.

[groaning]

They don't all have to like the same thing.

[kissing]

Don't go.

While I strongly disagree with your decision, I accept it.

You know it's not often I get to make one like this.

I wanna see the look on their face when they take that first bite.

Order up Squidward.

Hooray.

Uh, SpongeBob... Could I get one with less... fog?

Sorry, Squidward, Mr. Krabs' orders.

Whatever.

Here you are sir, one Krabby Patty.

[screaming]

I don't like crusts on my sandwich.

It's a bun. It's all crust.

How am I supposed to cut the crust off a bun?

Peel it.

Happy?

[excited squealing]

Where's the love?

SpongeBob! What happened to the Krabby Patties?

I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't listen to me!

This is obscene.

In all my years of fry cookery I have never seen such a lovely group of patties.

Especially... you.

Such perfection.

From your little lettuce hair to your rosy ketchup cheeks,

right down to your mustard smile.

May I call you Patty?

One Monster Krabby Patty please.

Hm, no-one's ordered a Monster Patty in ages.

SpongeBob, one Monster Krabby Patty.

[gasping]

Did you say a Monster Krabby Patty?

Um, one Monster Krabby Patty.

Huh? Monster Krabby Patty?

- Monster Krabby Patty? - Monster Krabby Patty?

Monster Krabby Patty?

Oh dear Neptune.

Oh boy.

We can do this. At the count of three, we flip.

Ready? One, two, three!

Spat?

[screaming]

Wait, Squidward! You can't throw out a Krabby Patty, that is just wrong.

But this one is rotten.

Oh simple, Squidward. No Krabby Patty can ever truly be rotten.

Here, look.

[yelling]

[burping]

[gasping]

Oh, that looks delicious, why don't you take another bite?

Ew, that ain't right.

I will never spend money here again.

Never!?

Come on, guys, these patties ain't worth the paper they're printed on.

Wait, where you going?

I'm your boss, and I order you to give me that patty.

No, Mr. Krabs, I will not, but I will give you these.

Nature patties.

- Oh, boy. - How delightful.

Dig in boys.

[chewing]

It's like eating the inside of a lawn mower.

I think mine is mostly stones.

Out here we call them forest tomatoes.

[vomiting]

[chewing and swallowing]

[gasping]

Ooh.

One weiner later.

Mr. Krabs!

This weiner tastes just like a Krabby Patty.

Maybe we can add them to the menu.

I'm not impressed.

I made it with leftover ingredients.

Now I'm impressed.

Ooh, holy mother of all creatures great and small.

It's the largest Krabby Patty the world has ever seen.

It's... It's...

Gorgeous.

Oh, great patty, take me! Take my home, daddy!

[screaming]

Keep running, it's getting closer.

No, it isn't. Look where I'm pointing. It stopped.

Hey, he's right.

[dinging]

[screaming]

Aha, that delectable odor is coming from that shack.

I must know more.

The Flabby Patty?

Another restaurant.

Looks like Krabs has some real competition, huh?

Interesting.