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Time for boating school.
Let her rip, Gary.
Not bad, partner in crime.
The toast could have been a little darker though.
See you later.
Hey SpongeBob.
Wanna go jellyfishing?
Sorry Patrick, I can't. I have school today.
What am I supposed to do all day while you're at school?
I don't know. What do you normally do when I'm gone?
Wait for you to get back.
Wait a second, Patrick. Why don't you come to school with me?
Hey, that's a great idea.
You and me in school together as classmates. Think about it!
♪ Road, road, road, road ♪
♪ Road, road ♪
♪ When I'm on the road ♪
♪ Road, road ♪
♪ I see stuff going by ♪
♪ Road ♪
♪ When I'm on the road ♪
♪ Road, road ♪
♪ I got a bug in my eye ♪
♪ Road, road ♪
♪ When I'm on the road ♪
♪ Road, road ♪
♪ Looks like clear skies ahead ♪
♪ Road, road ♪
♪ When I'm on the road ♪
♪ Road, road ♪
♪ Please stop touching my head ♪
♪ Road, road, road, road ♪
♪ Let's all sing the road song ♪
♪ I wanna sing it all day long ♪
♪ Let's all sing the road song ♪
♪ Let's all sing ♪
♪ Along ♪
Um, anybody know any other good road tunes?
Brace yourself Patrick.
I'm about to introduce you to the greatest academic thrill ride of your lifetime.
And no line.
Behold, Patrick.
The hallway of learning.
And here's the fountain of learning.
And these are the lockers of learning.
And these are the stairs of learning, right?
No they're just the stairs.
These are the stairs of learning.
Where is everyone?
I don't know. Home, probably.
Class doesn't start till nine.
6:20? But I thought you said you were late.
Late for being early.
Hey.
When did I start wearing a watch?
And now for the room with the most class.
The classroom.
And here's the chalkboard.
It's the ladle that helps us drink from the fountain of knowledge.
And those drinks are recorded here, on the good noodle board.
Huh? Oh, sorry.
Attendance. Penmanship.
Basic desk sanitation. Advanced desk sanitation.
I'll add your name so you can start collecting good noodle stars too.
There you are.
Look at all the stars you have.
I'll never be that good.
Oh Patrick, I'm just like everyone else, no matter how many stars I have.
74.
Who said that?
Hello class.
My name is Mrs. Puff.
And the only reason I say that is because I see we have a new student.
Young man, why don't you stand up and introduce yourself?
Who's the fat kid talking to?
You Patrick, she's the teacher.
Oh.
Come on now, tell the class your name. Don't be nervous.
We just want to know your name.
24!
Oh, great, another genius.
Yeah. Why are they laughing?
I guess it's just in the timing.
Oh.
Today's first lesson will be on turning.
24.
- Hey, Patrick. - What?
I thought of something funnier than 24.
Let me hear it.
25.
That's enough!
Young man, this is your first day, so I'll let you off with a warning.
As for you, SpongeBob, I expect more from a good noodle. Pay attention.
Yes, Mrs. Puff.
Everyone, put down your books,
because it's time to pick out the hall monitor of the day!
Let's see here.
This week's hall monitor will be Bart, Jimmy, no, no, Tina, Ralph, mm...
SpongeBob.
It's Jimmy! Jimmy's the hall monitor.
Mrs. Puff, I've done it already!
Oh. Phil?
No way, Mrs. Puff.
Uhh, Tina, you're the hall monitor.
Hey, I've done it three times already!
- B...uh...B-Beth! - She graduated!
Henry?! Vera?! Clayton?!
All right, I guess I have no choice.
The hall monitor of the day is...
SpongeBob.
Yahoo!
Hall monitor SpongeBob reporting for duty, ma'am!
I am ready to assume my position... in the hall!
I will protect all that are weak... in the hall!
All rules will be enforced... in the hall!
Okay! Just take the hat and belt.
I can't accept that yet, ma'am. First, I have to make my speech.
You can't make this easy, can you?
Classmates! Who am I to deserve such a great honor?
Why, I would be nothing without Mrs. Puff.
Give me a break.
And to my public, all I can say is I'm touched.
And furthermore, I will carry out my duties...
Crime and punishment, punishment and crime... in the hall!
Which reminds me of an extremely long speech
written by the greatest hall monitor of all time.
Friends, students, juvenile delinquents, lend me your ears.
In conclusion, and without a moment to spare, I will put on this uniform
and assume my duties as...
hall monitor!
Wish me luck, Mrs. Puff!
Oh, and I will be re--
SpongeBob SquarePants, I hereby sentence you and your friend...
to detention!
Detention!?
May Neptune have mercy on your souls.
In one day, I've gone from Good Noodle to Bad Egg.
It's all Stupid Patrick's fault.
I hate you, Patrick.
I hate you more.
I'd hate you no matter what.
Yeah, well, I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you.
I'd hate you even if that made sense.
I'd hate you even if you were me. That's how much I hate you.
I'd hate you, even if, uhh...
Um, I'd hate you even if the light bulb keeping Roger alive went out.
Mmmm... I'm sorry I called you a stupid star!
I'm sorry I got you in trouble and got you moved to the back of the class
and got your Good Noodle Star removed and shot the spitballs...
I'm sorry your apology is so long!
Me too! Let's save Roger!
I'll keep him warm and you get a light bulb from the supply closet.
Light bulb!
But why does it have to be so far away?
I'm coming, SpongeBob!
Oh, where's Patrick? Aw, forget it.
I've got to go find Roger some warmth.
The light bulb! Without its warmth, Roger will die!
Roger! Without him, the light bulb will have nothing to warm!
We did it, Patrick! We saved Roger's life!
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
- I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. - I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
- I'm ready. I'm ready. Huh? - I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
Well, back to the ol' grind.
Well, back to the ol' grind.
Forgot my hat.
Uh, me, too.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Dropped my spatula.
Uhh, me, too.
- You're copying me! - Yes.
Why are you doing that?
So I can win an award like you.
Well, it's annoying, so stop it!
Stop it.
- Say, you're good. - Thanks.
- Ha! Darn. - Ha! Darn.
Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as...
- pickled fish lips! - pickled fish lips!
- Sea weavle. - Sea weavle.
- Gorgy smorgy. - Gorgy smorgy.
At least I'm safe inside my mind.
At least I'm safe inside my mind.
Oh, the gym looks wonderful.
Well, I guess the first thing we should do is...
Yay! My first prom picture!
Uh-uh-uh... our first prom picture.
Let's get this over with.
All right you invertebrates, I'm gonna teach you how to do The Sponge.
♪ Well, first you take your leg And you stick it in the air ♪
♪ And then you take the other one And jam it right up there ♪
♪ You twist yourself around And give a great big lunge ♪
♪ Now you're doin' The Sponge. Huh, Do The Sponge, Sponge, oh do The Sponge ♪
♪ Beat your buns you're doin' The Sponge ♪
♪ Well now, first you take your leg And you stick it in the air ♪
♪ And then you take the other one And jam it right up there ♪
Get lost, pizza topping! Can't you see I'm doing the Sponge?
♪ And give a great big lunge ♪
♪ Now you're doin', yeah, Now you're doin' The Sponge ♪
♪ All right now yeah ♪
♪ Now do The Sponge, Sponge, Oh do The Sponge ♪
♪ Before you know You're taking the plunge ♪
♪ I said The Sponge, Sponge, oh do The Sponge ♪
♪ Beat your buns you're doin' The Sponge ♪
♪ Yeah beat your buns You're doin' The Sponge ♪
♪ Oh yeah well, You're doin' The Sponge ♪
♪ I said The Sponge, Sponge, oh do The Sponge ♪
♪ Yeah do The Sponge, Sponge, oh do The Sponge ♪
They love us!
Yay! We're popular!
Go wreck someone else's prom, will ya?
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