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  • Once upon a time

  • before I was insane

  • I dated this disney guy

  • Joe Jonas was his name

  • But he broke up with me

  • Your just way to creepy!

  • Plus i found someone else

  • his name's Mickey

  • So I wrote a song

  • about this stupid ass

  • Then found this guy named John

  • but that was over fast

  • If you don't marry me

  • I will pull out your teeth!

  • You're totally crazy!

  • No!

  • Yes!

  • No!

  • Yes!

  • Maybe! Huahahah

  • He hit me with his guitar

  • and he said that

  • we are through!

  • Just you wait until

  • I write a song about you!

  • then I met that Jake Gyllenhaal dick

  • and was obsessed right away

  • You've sent me 1000 messages!

  • Huahaha!

  • And that's just from today!

  • Oh, that's because I'm having your baby

  • What?

  • But you don't even put out

  • Stop questioning me, Jakie

  • Or I'll put you 6 feets underground!

  • Woah! Woah!

  • Psycho! Psycho! Psycho!

  • Fine! Go!

  • It's good material!

  • Next came Kennedy

  • I think he was 15

  • I bought the house next door

  • to watch you constantly

  • And also to make sure

  • you never ever cheat!

  • OMG, we are done, you are scary!

  • Harry was my last

  • the One Direction freak

  • I taped him to my wall

  • so he can never leave

  • Someone call the police

  • your insane we are through!

  • Your just like all the rest

  • what did I do to you?

  • So I used my stalker-app

  • To track down all off those pricks

  • The next song I write

  • I'll use their blood as my ink!

  • Holy crap! That nut job just bursted in!

  • AHH!

  • What the hell is this?

  • It's a support group for all the men

  • You wrote song about, you bitch!

  • What?

  • I have not written about Harry yet

  • I am just planning ahead

  • Why are you even here anyway?

  • To finish you all off with my pen!

  • NO!

  • ARGH!

  • NO!

  • ARGH!

  • Devil! Devil! Devil!

  • Ow! Ow! It's true I'm the devil!

  • Ok that's enough

  • You're right, she's nuts

  • You are coming with us!

  • Wait! What?

  • Get off from me

  • I'm not crazy!

  • AHH!

  • It worked!

  • This was all a trick

  • We knew you would come

  • So we hired this doctor

  • You're going to an insane asylum

  • based on the behaviour I observed

  • AHH! AHH!

  • Let me go you assholes!

  • NO! NO!

  • Welcome to your new home

  • Ho, Ho. So you're crazy too, huh?

  • WUAHH!

Once upon a time

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