Name: Italy Goes Back to Work
Uploaded: 2020-05-05T13:33:45.000Z
Duration: 4 min 25 s
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Let's kick it off with a story that'll make everyone smile.

She survived the Spanish Flu, early in the last century,

and now at 101, she has just beaten Covid-19.

"I am 101 years old and I beat Covid-19."

not only beat the coronavirus at her nursing home,

but also lived through the 1918 Spanish Flu.

Her family says the centenarian possesses "superhuman DNA."

Damn. This woman lived through the Spanish Flu,

Not to mention that in 2010, she also beat Bieber Fever.

And coronavirus must be really embarrassed by this.

I mean, you got beaten by a 101-year-old woman.

I bet corona's there with all the other diseases like,

"She didn't beat me, man. I let her win."

you better confiscate that thing immediately. Yeah.

"Sorry, Meemaw. Turns out you ain't shit."

from their corona hibernation, and now, even Italy,

today, the streets of Italy are slowly coming back to life.

Construction sites, factories and parks reopening.

Italians will be able to travel locally and order takeout.

In Rome's iconic Campo de Fiori flower market,

the oldest in Rome, can once again serve coffee.

In 260 years, has this cafe ever been closed?

(Italian accent): "Italy is getting-a back to work."

Because there's a lot of work to be done in Italy.

corona really messed up that whole country.

The towers are falling over, the streets are flooded,

because Italians are all about kissing and hugging.

Because I mean, we-we can replace handshakes with elbows.

But that won't work for the Italian kiss.

(with Italian accent): "Good to see you, Giovanni.

Basically what I'm saying is, post-coronavirus,

every country is just gonna have to become Russia.

"When I make love, I just stare so hard at them

about how animals are thriving without us.

that there are some animals that just miss our face.

Why? It's all to remind the sensitive creatures,

the last couple months, aquarium staff say,

when keepers try to check on the garden eels,

In a bid to reacquaint the eels with humans,

and asking eel enthusiasts to connect via FaceTime.

That's right. Because there haven't been any visitors

at the zoo, the zoo wants people to video chat with the eels

so that they remember humans and don't view them

reminding the eels about humans will have the opposite effect.

Eels are perfectly designed for video chat.

Yeah, because if anyone tries to flash their penis

on these Zoom calls, the eels-- they're not gonna be phased.

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Italy Goes Back to Work

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