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  • What is something that you're looking forward to

  • or dreading?

  • -I heard a job interview. -I heard job inter--

  • Job interview is the first thing I heard.

  • The video interview was with a automated system.

  • It would say like,

  • "You have 30 seconds to read the question

  • and then a minute to record your answer."

  • They're making you interview yourself?

  • Please read the following question.

  • Why do I want to be a photographer?

  • You now have five seconds to answer.

  • I don't want to fucking take pictures for

  • The New York Times.

  • -That's a huge-- -For The New York Times!

  • Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

  • I'm 100% certain I'm going to beat you.

  • Okay.

  • Because I think I'm in your head a little bit now.

  • -Yeah. -All right.

  • I know you're going to lose.

  • I for real know.

  • I think so too.

  • Oh, dude, your everything bagel

  • with cream cheese is on the ground.

  • Oh, man!

  • It went cream cheese side down!

  • -Sorry, dude. -Ah!

  • -Are you a flat earther? -No.

  • -Fraternities! -Oh, yeah.

  • -Rock 'n', rock 'n' roll -Say what?

  • -Abandon your boy! -I said that.

  • It's a classic...

  • what the fuck spotlight.

  • -You're hard, sir. -It's a short nine.

  • Short nine!

  • I hope something happens like, #short9.

  • Yeah.

What is something that you're looking forward to

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