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  • This week's Music Monday will get you a copy of the new 4minute CD with "Is it Poppin?"

  • We haven't had a chance to talk about 4minute in a long time

  • And I'm happy we finally got the chance to do so

  • So, in order to celebrate we're going to be giving away a 4minute CD at the end of this Music Monday

  • As for the song itself, it's not our favorite 4minute song ever.

  • I like WASH YO NAY (What's your name) a lot more.

  • As we did with "Volume Up" as well.

  • But it's still a pretty decent song which is really light-hearted and perfectly in time for the Summer season.

  • However we both agree that we like this song a lot more than the actual video

  • Which really seems to mismatch the lightness of the song.

  • Ok, so when I first heard this song, I heard it without even seeing the video.

  • and i pictured this kind of Sistar "Loving you" kind of beach party with 4minute grilling food

  • and playing games. And amongst all the merrymaking one of the members is trying to get a hold of her boyfriend secretly

  • And she's looking really disappointed that he never picks up

  • And then she's trying to be happy and have fun with her friends

  • I feel like that's a way better match to both the sound and lyrics of the song.

  • Instead we get a female version of MBLAQ's "Smoky girl"

  • Go to a club, dance at the beginning, then something drop on the ground,sprinkler system goes off and people dance happily despite the OBVIOUS DANGER.

  • It's almost the exact same video except for the ridiculous scene

  • In which I'm not sure if fire safety drills are taught here in Korea or not

  • But for us we were taught to Stop, Drop and Roll, not to Stop, Point and Gawk.

  • Oh my God, pretty fire~

  • If I see that the God damn roof is on fire while I'm at a club, I'm not going to point with my mouth hanging open

  • I'm going to be more like...

  • Is that like real fire?

  • I think it's a really pretty side effect

  • OH MY GOD, GET OUT OF MY WAY AAAAAAAH

  • But that could just be me.

  • Maybe in Korea you simply point at fire so that the sprinkler system knows where to sprinkle.

  • Some future technology they've got there.

  • Speaking of future technology, I'll tell you another piece of technology that's confusing.

  • It's called a telephone.

  • Which was only recently invented over a hundred years ago.

  • And its usage seems to baffle 4minute

  • Has this ever happened to you?

  • I want to make a phone call but I don't know how.

  • Well, let me show you the way.

  • First you dial the number.

  • Ok.

  • Next, you're supposed to...

  • Hello?

  • Hello~

  • N...No, dummy. That's not how phones work.

  • The phone is ringing.

  • You have to wait for someone to pick up.

  • *sigh* no one seems to be answering me.

  • [S]Ok... [M]Hello? [S]You're supposed... Wait a sec.

  • [S]Stop talking. [M]Hello? [S]It's ring...

  • Well you see the phone now has stopped ringing so you can hang up now.

  • Why did it do that?

  • And that ladies and gentleman is how Not to call somebody.

  • Yoboseyo? [S]Nope, they're still not there.

  • Hello? [S]Nope. That's not how it works. [M]It's complicated

  • You know, I was actually curious as to who they called

  • So I checked the number that they dialed.

  • 34971672

  • What does it mean? Is it a secret code?

  • I had no choice but to call it and this is what I got.

  • 34-971-672 Call.

  • Speaker.

  • *sigh* Yoboseyo? [The number that you've dialed is not in service] Yoboseyo?

  • And for starters, I don't know any man in Korea that would avoid Hyuna's call.

  • She is the most desired girl in Kpop right now.

  • Every Korean guy. EVERYONE that I spoke with says that she the hottest thing ever.

  • And I'm sure that is she called Any of them at Any time of day, they would be all like...

  • [TaeMAN ringtone. *giggle*] OH MY GOD MY PHONE IS RINGING.... Hey, hey, Hyuna?

  • It's me. Yes. No. I was just... No I'm not doing anything.

  • Ain't no one not picking up the phone for Hyuna.

  • But that's not the point.

  • The point is the lyrics of the song make them seem all sad and needy

  • But the video makes them look like they're having lots of fun

  • The lyrics should be like: Your boyfriend is avoiding you? Then he's a dick and you should break up with him.

  • Go out and have fun with your friends instead.

  • And don't forget to pack your best aegyo moves

  • I see the new Kpop dance trend is butt rubbing.

  • Butt rubbing and butt shaking and butt showing.

  • Sistar19 what have you started?

  • We've got Girls Day, 2PM and now 4minute making their butts the prime focus.

  • But I feel like I've somehow seen this dance somewhere before. Hm...

  • Simon, can you close the door? I'm just going to grind some beans.

  • Oh, ok.

  • *farting sounds*

  • Oh God, it smells like death in here.

  • *more farting sounds*

  • Oh God!

  • SooZee NOooooo!

  • *KABOOM*

  • Well that escalated quickly.

  • I just wanted to make a fart wafting joke.

  • Explosions are cool too, though.

  • As for the English of the song I give this a...

  • 2 out of 5

  • It would be fine for just Hyuna's part. In which she had just one word of English

  • But the beginning of the song is Such a garble mess of mumble crossing that I'm tempted to give this a 0.

  • After their "A A A AAA" they say...

  • Get yo... show right now.

  • Get yo big girl show right now.

  • Some people say it's "get your big girl Swag right now"

  • But there's NO freakin way that's possible.

  • It's barely comprehensible.

  • In fact, it's so bad that... Well usually when we don't know what the English is for a song

  • We kind of cheat by watching the live shows and reading the subtitles.

  • But at that part of the song the English is so nonsensical that even the subtitler gave up.

  • When he listened to that part of the song he was like:

  • ugh... gh....ugh... Ah, fuck it!

  • And wrote nothing.

  • 4minute. 2 out of 5

  • And that's being generous.

  • Last week we put MBLAQ vs 2PM in a show down for the crappiest back-up dancers at a club.

  • And you preferred the dancers in "Smoky girl"

  • Who, unlike the dancers in "Hands Up" did not look like they hated their lives.

  • For this week's show down we're putting 4minute's "Is it poppin?" vs 2PM's "A.D.T.O.Y."

  • For the best bum rubbing dance.

  • So much sensual butt dancing lately.

  • You should review B.A.P.!

  • But what about 2ne1's new video?

  • Review them too!

  • But I can't review both videos in one week.

  • Don't sleep and just do them both.

  • NO! I WON'T BE BULLIED BY YOU ANYMORE! You pick one and stop yelling at me every week! It's very rude of you!

  • I... I'm sorry... I'm just very passionate about my bands.

  • I understand. Harness that passion and convert it to votes on who we should do for next week's KMM

  • by heading on over to eatyourkimchi.com/kpopcharts and voting there.

  • I will. Thank you for showing me the way.

  • You're welcome.

  • Hey, you want to hug it out?

  • You review Seungri-oppa [? I... that's what I hear...]

  • WELL SCREW YOU!

  • Yes, to celebrate us finally getting 4minute finally getting voted in for KMM again

  • We are giving away one copy of their latest CD.

  • And if you want to win it, here's what you've got to do:

  • Make sure that you are subscribed to our channel by clicking on the link here

  • That's the easiest part.

  • Let us know in the comments to this video what you would name 4minute's fart wafting dance

  • And no. You can't call it the "fart wafting dance" because that's mine.

  • And I invented it.

  • We'll pick one winner and announce him in next week's KMM.

  • Take it away sexy 4minute Spudgy

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  • Eheheheh it's The Spugy

  • Eheheheh get yo burhsyfright now

  • What was that Spudgy?

  • You know... geurburhsyfright now

  • I didn't catch that

  • Yeah...

This week's Music Monday will get you a copy of the new 4minute CD with "Is it Poppin?"

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