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  • Ahhhhhh!

  • What's wrong?

  • I just found something.

  • -What? -This.

  • Ahhhhhhh!

  • -I don't remember being shot or anything. -Call Flula.

  • -Ya?

  • -Flula? -Ya?

  • -I found a hole in my stomach. -Ya?

  • -Yeah, like a little pit.

  • -Oh, does it hurt? -No?

  • -Is it your belly button?

  • -Huh? -You know. Where you were connected to your mother?

  • What?

  • -Ya! Everybody's got one. -Everybody's got one?

  • -Ya!

  • I can't believe we've lived to be this old.

  • And somehow we have never seen this hole.

  • A little dent, with a little bit of lint, inside it.

  • Underneath this cotton tee, you've been hiding.

  • It's time that we unwrapped this gift.

  • Let's bring back the male midriff.

  • It's my belly button.

  • My belly belly button.

  • I won't pretend like it's nothing.

  • Cause my belly belly button's, really really something.

  • Something I want to show to you.

  • You should call me a seal, 'cause I'm going full naval.

  • I bedazzled it.

  • I made a nugget dip. Taste it!

  • Hold up. Fill the hole up with molten gold.

  • Mold a gold nugget for my charm bracelet.

  • Potting Soil.

  • Random seeds.

  • -Douglas Fir. -Sapling Maple Tree.

  • These are gonna get massive.

  • And absorb a lot of greenhouse gases.

  • The fact is, we're helping the planet's health.

  • Wait. We carbon offset ourselves.

  • So...

  • We can cruise around in a big SUV

  • And these tree's allow us to ride separately.

  • Let's continue this conversation.

  • On our inefficient gas-powered phones!

  • Hey, I've got this business idea to drive our vehicles door to door selling my new invention:

  • It's a fully functional "Do-It-Yourself" miniature coal plant

  • Exclusively for children.

  • It's my belly button.

  • My belly belly button.

  • I won't pretend like it's nothing.

  • 'Cause my belly belly button's really really something.

  • Something I want to show to you.

  • It's my belly button.

  • My belly belly button.

  • I won't pretend like it's nothing.

  • 'Cause my belly belly button's really really something.

  • Something I want to show to you.

  • -Uhhh. Are those?

  • -Bellybutton trees. Yeah.

Ahhhhhh!

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