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- Hey, Erika. Come on in. - How did you get here so fast?
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- I just saw you in Salem. - Right.
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They, uh, they choppered me in.
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What's up?
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And I see you're having a little party too.
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- Is she here? Huh, huh? - Who?
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Sabrina. I know about you two.
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I saw you today, kissing in the doctors' lounge.
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That's not what you think. That was--
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You told me I was the only one.
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Alright, look, that's it.
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I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright?
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Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago
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but I am not Drake Ramoray, okay?
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I'm not even a doctor. I'm an actor.
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I just pretend to be a doctor.
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Oh, my God, do the people at the hospital know about this?
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Somebody want to help me out here?
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Oh, I know. I know.
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- Where am I? - University Hospital.
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The same place you've been for the last 18 years.
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How-how can you be here and there?
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'Cause it's a television show.
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Drake, what are you getting at?
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- I'm not Drake. - That's right.
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He's not Drake.
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He's...Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin.
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Is this true?
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Yes, yes, it is true.
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And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake
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to-to sleep with me.
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And then he told me he would run away with me.
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And he didn't!
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And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard!
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Is all this true?
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Yes. I'm afraid it is.
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You deserve much better than me, Erika.
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You deserve to be with the real Drake.
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He's the one you fell in love with.
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Go to Salem. Find him.
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He's the guy for you.
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Oh, Hans.
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Hans? Hans?
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Yo, evil twin!
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Right. Uh, goodbye, Erika.
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Good luck in Salem.
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- Take care. - I'll never forget you, Hans.