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  • How do I look?

  • Oh, um...I don't care.

  • There's Lorraine.

  • Okay, now remember, no trading.

  • You get the pretty one, I get the mess.

  • - Hi, Joey. - Hey.

  • Well, well.

  • Look what you brought.

  • Very nice.

  • And what did you bring?

  • She's checking her coat.

  • Joey, I'm going to go wash the cab smell off my hands

  • Will you get me a White Zinfandel

  • and a glass of red for Janice.

  • Janice?

  • No.

  • Janice?

  • Oh

  • my

  • God.

  • Hey, it's [mumbling] Janice.

  • You know..

  • ...ever since I was little

  • I've been able to pick up quarters

  • with my toes.

  • Yeah?

  • Good for you.

  • Uh, quarters or rolls of quarters?

  • By the way, Chandler

  • I cut you out of all my pictures

  • so if you want, I have a bag

  • with just your heads.

  • That's okay.

  • Oh, are you sure? Really?

  • Because you know, you could make

  • little puppets out of them and you could use them

  • in your theater of cruelty!

  • We can't do that.

  • What? What can't you do?

  • Uh, can I talk to you for a second, over there?

  • Uh.

  • We might be leaving now.

  • Tell me it's you and me, "we"

  • She said she wants to slather my body with stuff

  • and then lick it off.

  • I'm not even sure what "slathering" is.

  • But I definitely want to be a part of it.

  • Okay, you cannot do this to me.

  • You're right. I'm sorry.

  • Uh, can we have three chocolate mousses to go, please?

  • I'm out of here.

  • Look..

  • ...here's my credit card.

  • Dinner's on me. I'm sorry, Chandler.

  • I hope she throws up on you.

  • Thanks.

  • So.

  • Just us.

  • Oh, what a crappy night.

  • Although, I have enjoyed the fact

  • that your shirt's been sticking out of your zipper.

  • ever since you came back from the bathroom.

  • Excuse me.

  • How you doing?

  • So..

  • ..do we have the best friends or what?

  • Joey's not a friend.

  • He's..

  • ...a stupid man who left us his credit card.

  • Another drink? Some dessert?

  • A big screen TV?

  • I will go for that drink.

  • You got it. Good woman! [snaps]

  • Can we get a bottle of most overpriced champagne?

  • - Each. - That's right, each.

  • Oh, and a Rob Roy.

  • I've always wanted to know.

  • Happy Valentine's Day.

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Friends: Chandler's Blind Date with Janice (Season 1 Clip) | TBS

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