J: Hello!

J: Oh, they're so beautiful.

C: Some presents. J: These are all from you, are they?

C: No [Jessica laughs]

C: This is a card from me. Ta-da! J: Yes.

J: That is me.

C: And this is like

a collection of things that have come for you in the post over the last few days.

C: So...

J: Yay! Thank you so much. C: You're welcome.

C: I've drawn the curtains.

C: It's actually a really nice sunny day!

J: It has been raining and disgusting

for days.

J: Look! This one says, "truffle hunter"

so maybe it's truffles.

C: Ooo. There's just like a tiny little truffle hunter in there.

C: [Gasps] Maybe it is! Because that's like one of my life goals

C: to find a truffle, so someone sent this. J: So for my birthday I've got a truffle?

C: Hunter. Tiny truffle hunter person.

J: Oo, "I designed this mug for you." C: Ooo.

J: Oh, my gosh, it's so cute. C: Awww, cute!

J: Wow, look at that.

J: New favourite mug. [Claudia chuckles]

C: Tilly likes it. Seal of approval. J: Thank you so much.

J: OK, next one.

J: Oh, I think this is from my Mum.

[Jessica laughs]

J: Vintage ladies on. C: Ah. There's a theme.

J: So cute, look at that.

C: Cute.

C: Ah, that's great. J: "Sweet potatoes!"

J: "You look great!"

J: Think that just took a while there to, er, to arrive.

J: Eyyyy!

J: It's me!

C: "Come listen to some fancy bossa nova."

C: I really want to go to Rio.

C: And do the dancing. J: We should.

J: [Hums a tune] C: Is that your bossa nova?

J: Ooo.

J: Look how beautiful!

J: "First off, Happy Birthday!"

C: It's like really super well-wrapped. J: Oh, wow.

C: Look at that. It's like layer upon layer of Sellotape.

J: Yaaay, there we go.

C: Signing! J: Oh, look, it's American Sign Language!

C: Oh, that's awesome.

J: Oohh.

J: That's so kind!

C: Oh, I like these. J: Oh, is that home-made? Aww.

J: From her etsy studio.

C: Oh, that's really cute! J: How good is that?

J: "Jessie and Claud, September the 3rd, 2016" C: Awwww.

C: That can go on our wall! J: Mwah.

C: Look, and that goes through that. [?]

J: Yes, right.

[Jessica laughs]

C: What are you doing? OK, fine, it's gonna come off this way.

J: It's coming off that way.

J: Ooo, 'The Paris Architect'

J: And Tilly. Thanks, Tilly. [Claudia laughs]

J: Aww.

J: 'Letters From Home'

J: Thank you so much for these wonderful gifts.

C: Aww, thank youuu!

J: Amazing! Come here, you.

C: Happy Birthday! Love youu.

C: [Singing] How do you like your eggs in the morning?

J: [Singing back] I like mine with a smile.

C: Awww.

C: I thought you were gonna say, "Scrambled, with my salmon!"

[Both laughing]

J: Off for a family walk. C: Yay!

C: I look respectable enough that I don't mind being on camera.

C: Got make-up on and sunglasses.

C: So, er...

J: You're always beautiful.

[Jolly music]

C: [Sing-song voice] Walking in the park.

C: Don't know why I have to sing a song about it.

C: [Laughing] I know. They're squirrels.

C: What are we doing next?

C: Now, it is ten past twelve, so

I've booked a table for one o'clock.

C: At one of your favourite Brighton restaurants. J: Ooo.

C: Guess which one.

J: Well we went to Moshi Moshi last night, so not there. C: No.

J: It's probably not dim sum.

C: No. J: Is it...Riddle & Finns?

C: Oh, yeah, you guessed.

J: Seafood! C: Yaaay.

C: I thought maybe we'd have a little walk around the sea front,

C: take some pictures. J: Lovely, lovely.

C: And then maybe we'll go cinema?

C: Catch a film. J: Yes, please!

J: Let's do that. C: OK. Let's go.

J: I wanna go see The Greatest Showman. C: OK.

C: We'll do that.

[Jolly music]

J: I think you look awesome. C: You look so funny with my hat on and your glasses.

C: It's not even sunny now.

C: Cutiepie. J: Why is your hat so big?!

C: 'Cause it's a cool--it's like a slouchy beanie!

J: Oh, my God. Is my head really small or something? C: No, you've got a big 'ed.

J: That's not true.

That's not true. I have to wear those kid's 3D glasses in the cinema.

C: How was your lunch? J: It was--it was good, actually.

J: I think...

I've had better there.

C: Yeah, definitely. But I think it's because it's the Thursday lunch time.

J: Yeah. C: Dinner times are probably--they've probably got their better chef.

J: [Sighing] Yeah.

J: But we had the Malaysian crab.

C: We did. J: Because...Malaysia.

I'm still obsessed with everything Malaysia.

C: Because we know we're not going to be able to eat a lot of Malaysian food very soon, so...

we're like, "Let's get our fill now!"

Before, you know, before we--we can't have it.

J: Quickly, eat all of the Malaysia now.

J: I have something for you, wife.

J: Ta-da!

C: Ooo.

J: It's to help you in your learning of sign language.

J: They're really cool, OK?

It's these Signature.

"Excellence in communication with deaf people"

And then FlashSticks

and they do different languages

and now they do BSL!

So each of these are a different sign.

C: Cool! J: And you can stick them - because they're actual post-it notes

J: - you can stick them all around your house!

C: That's quite cool.

J: Yep, I'll show ya. C: It's not my birthday, though.

J: Huh? C: It's not my birthday.

J: Yeah, but you learning BSL is a present to me.

C: Aww.

J: Look, see. "Hospital."

J: And you can stick them around your house.

C: Very nice. So I'm gonna basically go to the toilet and there'll be like...post-it notes everywhere.

C: Maybe not in the toilet.

C: Sends the wrong message, that. J: "Happy"!

J: It's gonna be all around our house, yeah?

C: Yeah. J: That's what's gonna happen.

J: Thank you for my lovely birthday.

C: It's all right! We're gonna go to the cinema now.

J: Yay! C: Actually, we're gonna go see our nephew.

J: 'Cause we love him. C: For cuddles!

J: Big cuddle. Birthday cuddle!

[Jolly music]

[Abrupt stop]

J: So, guys, funny story:

We were walking along, we were getting really cold. We were like, "Oh, just taking some nice pictures."

And then we thought, "Oh, no, we should come home because it's really, really cold."

We came back and we had these parcels from Amazon

with new hard drives that we're going to take to Malaysia, because, you know, hard drives.

We have that issue.

And the dogs wanted to play with the cardboard.

So I was holding the cardboard, and it started out like this

and then the piece just got smaller, and smaller...

and smaller! Until, eventually...

there was no cardboard.

There was just...

my thumb!

And then Walter put his tooth through my nail!

C: And what did I say when it was like--about this small, actually,

not even when it got to this size. I was like,

"Watch your fingers!"

J: I didn't watch my fingers, guys.

J: I didn't watch them! C: No, well--you watched your fingers, but not your thumb.

J: Well, maybe you just didn't warn me properly. C: Hey!

J: "Watch your thumb, Jessica!"

J: "Watch your thumb!"

But then Claudia wrapped it up in this cool bandage.

So I think maybe we're not gonna go to the cinema

'cause I feel like I'm in shock.

Also, now my thumb and my pointer--index finger have gone numb.

C: The Amazon hard drive we had just opened was, um,

the SSD type, which is like--apparently, you can drop it from two metres,

like [it's] pretty indestructible.

And then we also bought the LaCie Rugged one, which you can drop from 1.2 metres,

and it's water-resistant and also you can drive a car over it.

And I was like,

"You should definitely buy--

we should've bought more things surrounded by rubber and indestructible products"

and Jessica was like, "I just need to be surrounded by rubber."

And this was before she had her thumb bitten off!

C: A whole like body suit made of rubber.

J: No, that's like an S&M thing.

C: [Suggestively] Yeah.

C: No, no.

C: I just meant like a bubble wrap suit. J: A bubble wrap suit.

C: Yeah, and we can just pop it for fun.

J: OK. C: Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. In your least important places.

C: Her thumbnail ended up in her flesh of her thumb.

J: She had to pick it out.

C: I was like, "OK, this is gonna hurt, but we're just gonna do it right now whilst you're still crying!"

C: And you were like [mimics Jessica crying]

J: Don't come near me!

[Gentle jazz]