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  • -Hey, guess what, Toe-may-toe?

  • -What? What is it?

  • -You're a vegetable again.

  • -You--you really mean it?

  • -Yeah, they just announced it on the news.

  • You're not a fruit anymore.

  • -[gasps] That's--that's--

  • Oh, my God, I'm a vegetable again.

  • I knew this would happen.

  • This is the greatest day of my life.

  • -Hey, hey Toe-may-toe.

  • -Yes, Orange?

  • -April Fools, you're still a fruit. [laughs]

  • -What--you--you jerk.

  • You can't just prank people like that.

  • -Sure you can. Everyone's doing it.

  • -Hey Pear, get a whiff of my new flower.

  • -[sniffs] What? I don't smell anything--

  • [sputtering]

  • -[laughing]: Happy April Fools' Day!

  • -Easy guys, you'd better watch it.

  • -I think you mean "wash" it. [laughs]

  • -[chuckles] That felt like rain

  • and rain makes me think of rainbows.

  • -Uhm... okay.

  • -[giggling]: That Pear. He's so crazy.

  • -Hey, do you guys hear something?

  • -Hear what?

  • -What is it?

  • -Shh. Listen.

  • [farting sound]

  • [laughter]

  • It's coming from Pear's derriere. [laughs]

  • -I'm sitting on a cloud. Yay!

  • -Hey, shut up, dude.

  • -Hey, what's going on with you two?

  • -Yeah, you guys are acting kind of weird.

  • -Weird? We're not weird.

  • I still love horses, um, with hats

  • that, uh, that can fly and, uh...

  • and bunnies, oh yeah, bunnies,

  • you gotta love the bunnies. Hehehehehe...

  • -I'm warmer than a hot judge sundae

  • with an itty-bitty cherry on top. Yay!

  • -Hey, you don't sound like Pear.

  • You sound like...

  • [unzipping]

  • -Yay!

  • -Marshmallow!

  • -But if you're Marshmallow, then who's that?

  • [unzipping]

  • -Thanks a lot, Marshmallow.

  • -Whoa!

  • -What? I was melting in there.

  • -Yeah? Well, you should try getting into this outfit.

  • -Yeah, he didn't have any room to "pare." [laughs]

  • -Nice try, lame-o's. [laughs]

  • [crumpling sound] Uh-oh.

  • -Huh?

  • -Oh...

  • -What's going on?

  • -Oh no...

  • Whoa...

  • Oh!

  • -Whoa!

  • -Grapefruit?

  • -What? Like you guys are so original.

  • -[laughing]: Looks like Apefruit was "stretching" the truth.

  • -[groans]

  • -Wait, if Marshmallow was Pear

  • and Pear was Marshmallow

  • and if Little Apple was Grapefruit,

  • then who are you?

  • -Uhh... I'm still a tomato.

  • -We'll see about that.

  • [spits seed]

  • -Ow! That hurts!

  • -Yep, she's a tomato, all right. [laughs]

  • -What is wrong with you?

  • -Hmm, I take it back.

  • You're an apple. [laughs]

  • -[growls] You know what you need, Orange?

  • -What?

  • -Knife.

  • [all yelling]

  • -Oh no! Orange!

  • Orange, say something, buddy. Please.

  • [deflating sound]

  • Huh?

  • -Hey, that's not Orange,

  • that's Little Apple.

  • -And I would've gotten away with it too

  • if it weren't for that pesky knife.

  • -Hey, did someone say "knife"?

  • -[screams]

  • -Whoa!

  • -(Pear) Ow!

  • -Whoa! Now that's fool for thought. [laughs]

  • [whoopee cushion sputters] Hey!

  • [laughter]

  • [slicing sounds]

  • Hey, it's Fluffyface!

  • -(Marshmallow) I love rainbows and unicorn--

  • -(Orange) Hey, guess what? Knife.

  • Captioned by SpongeSebastian

-Hey, guess what, Toe-may-toe?

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