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  • top of the morning.

  • Ladies.

  • My name is except a guy.

  • And welcome back to doom.

  • Eternal Now, First things first.

  • I should have fixed the recording issues last episode.

  • You may have noticed that the screen froze a couple of times and my voice went in and out had severe issues recording the last episode.

  • But it should be fixed.

  • I don't know.

  • We'll see what happens.

  • But I didn't wanna have to scrap the episode or re recorded ranging like that.

  • So you got pure unbridled jacks up the guy in that video.

  • Um, it is also present I've got to edit out there.

  • Luckily, I got to end up on YouTube editor.

  • Any of you saw it shut up till no.

  • But also, if my voice sounds weird is because I started Invisalign today.

  • Invisible braces for any of you wondering.

  • I've had an appointment.

  • Get them doing it for a long time.

  • And then I got sick, so I didn't get to put them in yet.

  • But now they're in today, my first time trying them so I might have it a small bit of a list in my voice, but still same old, good old Jackie boy.

  • All right, we're going down in here.

  • Vega was telling us.

  • Nonsense.

  • Sentinel batteries.

  • Insert sentinel batteries into sockets within the forces of doom to unlock items.

  • Yes, please way.

  • Get rising.

  • Reestablishing power to core and supplementary systems.

  • Acquire ice bomb.

  • I forget what this does.

  • All right.

  • It's just another grenade that lets you.

  • Okay.

  • It's another grenade that lets you slow down.

  • Enemies.

  • Basic modification to your equipment launcher has been completed.

  • Thank you.

  • You'll have to manually fire either ice bombs or frag grenades.

  • Gotcha.

  • Oh, I'm I'm Richard.

  • Chief.

  • Now we're going down here.

  • This is a big ship.

  • I'm very fortunate.

  • Is this where the arena is?

  • There's a training arena in here where you can go in and just practice stuff on bad guys.

  • I'm not sure that I like that.

  • It's on G.

  • I always miss click G and hit F F isn't a weapon.

  • Whoa.

  • I need to get some air straight going.

  • I need to get my mid air control upgrade.

  • The repertory.

  • Oh, great name.

  • It's like my rip and tear coliseum.

  • Yeah, the demon prison.

  • Even prison allows you to practice fighting demons about dying or permanently losing inventory.

  • So just I'm on extra lanes, which I have lost two money off already.

  • What up?

  • What?

  • I put her cup on ripping terrors, even playing in the background.

  • Oh, fucking best song in the soundtrack.

  • Well, the FT Division is pretty good, too, NGO, but this is just, like a little practice zone where they can mess around itself.

  • But I have to do it for Victoria.

  • Oh, dearie.

  • How very, dear.

  • You too.

  • How dare you leads off with you.

  • Oh, here we go.

  • All right.

  • I know how to slay demons.

  • Okay, I am the doomed slayer.

  • Bless you for this.

  • All right, Where we going now?

  • Set me back in.

  • Coach.

  • Acquire a prey tour.

  • Suit point.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, over here.

  • Sprint crate or suit points to purchase.

  • Pray Tor Suit perks, Prader suit perks and hence your abilities or unlock new abilities.

  • I'm pretty sure you get them in around you find somebody who has a thing as well.

  • That helps.

  • Is a suit type of the dusty a dossier.

  • I can't even say it anymore.

  • Here, you can upgrade abilities and unlock new abilities.

  • So I have what, selecting available category so environment.

  • Rad suit takes less damage.

  • Reveals the Automap station location on the map.

  • Faster.

  • Alleged grabbing monkey bears.

  • This is probably what I'm gonna go for.

  • Like mobility.

  • Like speed grappler Purchase who revere health armor and ammo capacities and bonus upgrades to plan for the Sentinel crystal upgrade.

  • Okay, I can do that later.

  • Thank you very much.

  • How many points you have here to do?

  • A whole lot here.

  • What is the other one here?

  • Yeah, this is what I got the microwave beam, which is cool, but it kind of slows down the thegame.

  • Too much.

  • Yeah, already like this going.

  • It's good against shields and stuff, but I don't I don't really like it personally.

  • I don't like how it feels.

  • This one has a great feedback, and you just see faces and blood and guts go everywhere.

  • That's what I'm into as a pacifist.

  • You know, God, it's so weird to have plastic shit over your teeth comfortably.

  • It's a weird thing to get used to keep, like sucking on them, sticking in my teeth.

  • And like an old man, I really am a boomer.

  • Come on, Sarah.

  • Gate.

  • Thank you.

  • All right, Yeah, this this level I played as well.

  • And you guys saw some of it.

  • It's the one with the snakes.

  • They're like, Do so looking fellas, if you know what I mean.

  • Um, okay.

  • Cultist base.

  • I asked you guys as well if you wanted to hear more of these.

  • And everyone seems to be off the same mindset that it adds to the lower nanites to Siri's in the video.

  • So we're going to do it.

  • Led by just sorry that I have a list to do it now, led by the elusive help priests Dag Rah Nick, the cultists operate from a remote facility located in the Arctic tundra.

  • As overseer, Ironic exerts absolute control over the facility on its legion of possessed acolytes, instrumental and sowing the seeds of the cultists Uprising.

  • Ironic.

  • Worked briefly with Olivia Pierce at the Maris facility before departing to Earth.

  • Would orders to prepare the groundwork for the imminent hell invasion they knew.

  • Recently declassified US E biography for ironic indicates that he is a surviving member of the original order of the DAG, the ancient Argentina clerics.

  • He now serves the forces of hell and is rumored to have personal knowledge off the dooms layer which run that I kill.

  • I took off someone's head in the last episode and I don't know who Iwas suggesting a shared history between the two wielding total power over the cultists under his supervision, he uses his growing influence to advance the consumption on corruption of Earth.

  • So again, I didn't finish Doom 2016.

  • So any of you who didn't know the story and everything from that I might the same character from that one and the same Doom Slayer from 2016 to now built over the ruins of an ancient Argento settlement, the Cultures facility has been designed as both a Gothic monument to the ancient architecture and the state of the art science facility.

  • Tablets and memory banks found at the settlement indicate that the order of the DAG discovered Earth millennia ago, unfounded to be populated with powerful primeval beasts.

  • They named these creatures Algodones, great name, juicier, similar similarity to the mythic Psychlo peon giant from Argento dinners past the aggad Ian.

  • Whatever lights, it's all mumbo jumbo gibberish.

  • Gibberish to me.

  • Mission John Mission challenges are optional trials that could be completed at any point throughout the mission.

  • Completing the mission Challenge rewards, prayed or suit Point Completing all mission challenges.

  • Reward a sentinel battery tracking progress and Jonathan time Just Jesus Christ.

  • We're gonna give me a heart attack.

  • Um, I also didn't realise that I kind of skipped over the map thing last time under comments were quick to point out, as you do that it shows where they haven't been.

  • It fills in green for where I have been so I can find all the secret stuff that I haven't found, which is pretty cool again.

  • I am just here to kind of played the game and go with it, you know, keep the speed on the momentum going.

  • So on nights and half dropping home animal go space is cool.

  • There's a joint.

  • There's a giant thing over there.

  • Look at it again.

  • We'll see you when you get down here.

  • Nice.

  • Uh, see you.

  • I want to know what that is.

  • I don't know what the fuck is going on with this thing.

  • It looks like a giant microwave.

  • Who?

  • Careful.

  • Fucking spider monkey.

  • What?

  • Oh, hello.

  • Secrets.

  • Secrets on top of a school.

  • He's adorable.

  • Gary Boyd.

  • Shut up.

  • You're noisy, bitch.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • I tried to reload again.

  • Hi.

  • I didn't know you were gonna be showing up like that.

  • Can you cut this one?

  • Thank you.

  • Gotti Gotti.

  • Hey, Stay alive for me to do cool shit to you like this.

  • Don't you fucking dare punch me in the dunes Later, bitch.

  • Oh, you leads Zombie cultist.

  • They'd wait.

  • This is the same thing.

  • Priest is somewhere in this facility.

  • I cannot pinpoint the location at this time.

  • Okay?

  • Thank you.

  • Appreciate it.

  • Crap on me, dude, don't do that when he has to get over here, man, this is bad ass.

  • I want to see this thing like fire and fuck up a planet Death star style.

  • That's just the kind of player that I am.

  • Fuck, I'm scared.

  • Should I should I even intervene?

  • Okay, maybe actually, actually playing the fucking me up on a boat like this.

  • It's kind of embarrassing if I'm going to be perfectly honest.

  • All right.

  • I need a cultist.

  • Who wants to give me the keys.

  • Anybody?

  • Come on, now.

  • Well, good news.

  • Thank you.

  • My time.

  • Let's see if you're strong enough to survive this Pretty sure I'm gonna be strong enough.

  • I'm pretty damn strong for everything else.

  • What's your animation classic?

  • Off in his head?

  • A classic move.

  • Oh, fuck.

  • Can I have all the armor, please?

  • Oh, fucker.

  • Okay, okay.

  • Liberty, been offered your head again.

  • A classic do.

  • This letter has arrived.

  • More challenged.

  • Personnel, please be advised.

  • Mortally challenged.

  • Let me go.

  • What?

  • Oh, look back here.

  • Just do that stage much better.

  • Hey, up Open says me.

  • Okay.

  • The manky bus.

  • Yea, he is weak points.

  • I'm a find him.

  • I'm a four.

  • Come up chest.

  • Come on in.

  • What?

  • There you go.

  • That's more.

  • That's more My style.

  • Thank you very much.

  • Good.

  • It don't matter.

  • Excuse me.

  • Excuse me.

  • I just saw one of you in half.

  • It doesn't even work.

  • That's very cute.

  • Here, let me help get you out of that hurt place to drink.

  • You just never let me have the phone that I want to You Okay?

  • Calm the fuck down there.

  • Jimbo Jones?

  • Yeah.

  • Now I'm gonna come up with fuck you up.

  • Could be worse.

  • Could be Burger King that you're in.

  • All right.

  • I think I've made my point.

  • I think I fuck those guys up.

  • Enough.

  • Hey.

  • Thank you.

  • Uh, right.

  • This is going to probably better for this.

  • Boom.

  • Now, you let did you come out for my big day?

  • Thank you.

  • It's my birthday or Christmas.

  • It's good to see.

  • Oh, God, It's all a little bit too much of you.

  • Sometimes I impress even myself.

  • He's already dead.

  • Jeez, they're just dying all in front of me.

  • Back away.

  • Not today, disco lady.

  • I'm going up here, Okay?

  • He had the same idea.

  • You can't copy me.

  • Yeah, and you just die.

  • Instead, I got the character money.

  • They're so fucking good.

  • Good job developers.

  • I love this game.

  • Everybody should be playing.

  • If you're not playing this game that you're just not a game.

  • You're like a phony baloney game.

  • I fucking did it.

  • Got it.

  • Paldiski confirmed.

  • Uh, step into his own training greatness, asshole.

  • And again?

  • Yeah.

  • You guys come this way.

  • It's a lot more fun If I can kill you over here.

  • God damn it!

  • You're too eager.

  • Fucking eager Beaver over here else in the family.

  • Mmm.

  • Stretch in half there.

  • Johnny.

  • What?

  • Insufficient fuel.

  • That's epic.

  • I thought I had fueled It's okay?

  • You don't need a head.

  • If anyone out there telling you that you need a head to do things in life, they're just fucking lying.

  • See that They have heads?

  • No.

  • That they still try and fuck me up.

  • Yes.

  • Yes, yes.

  • Um, how do I access my mouth?

  • Okay.

  • Where have I been?

  • A not big.

  • It was a one up here.

  • How do we get to that?

  • Something over it.

  • Jesus.

  • Every night it looks like a place that really wants me dead.

  • Ah.

  • Founded.

  • Secret Found?

  • Well, not yet.

  • Yeah, extra life.

  • Every else playing this game has, like, fucking five extra lights.

  • I'm over here.

  • Survived by the skin of my teeth.

  • It's okay.

  • At least I look good doing it.

  • Okay.

  • So yeah, these guys, uh, if you shoot their shields with this one, they caused a giant explosion on a pretty damn good one at that.

  • What?

  • The music back.

  • So I get to fight snake bitches yet?

  • No.

  • Using it would be a blood borne music when I say that already.

  • Fuck.

  • God damn it!

  • Right out of extra joints.

  • The fuck I won't be doing that to me.

  • You son of a bitch.

  • Okay, Yes.

  • Let me in.

  • I got it.

  • Rockets.

  • I have you toys.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, you don't need these.

  • Stop with your big fucking hands, will you?

  • No one needs that much hands.

  • I see you survived perfectly fine with a tiny bit.

  • Look at me while I tell you, I don't like to be looked at in the eyes.

  • Well, come here.

  • That's a bad friend.

  • He's taking a fair few lumps now, I'll tell you that.

  • Okay?

  • Okay, Okay.

  • I fucking died like a numpty.

  • I need this.

  • I need this.

  • He's my friend.

  • We go to the same school.

  • I should have kept using the rocket launcher.

  • I like the shock on too much.

  • That's my pop.

  • God, I'm all out anall forever.

  • I have a way of fixing that.

  • It's my new patented technique called So every fucker in half.

  • Thanks.

  • I did it.

  • I should be using these.

  • Help, please.

  • Thank you.

  • Pull the crystal.

  • Okay.

  • Let's look at the challenges.

  • Ignite four demons with a single blast of a flame.

  • Belch can do.

  • Pull the crystal acquire one sentinel.

  • Kristen.

  • Okay.

  • We need to find that.

  • All right.

  • I think I could do this?

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • Before that, my I ran out of juice.

  • Fucking dare you!

  • There we go.

  • All right.

  • What do we want next in mid air to temporary slowdown time?

  • That's a good one.

  • Is this where I could get my my mid air?

  • Yeah, that's very useful.

  • Ah, yes.

  • More control in the air is always helpful.

  • Especially for a game like this, Because I'm I'm in the air and a mobile.

  • A lot.

  • Oh, my God.

  • That's such a huge difference.

  • Jesus.

  • I feel like a new man.

  • Rockets, please.

  • Thank you.

  • I see green and I wanna punch.

  • Here they come.

  • You shit me that Meg, don't matter.

  • Oh, there's a lot of people coming to my birthday.

  • Okay, Okay, okay.

  • I need I need to just, you know, cooperate a little bit.

  • Yeah, that's what that's what I said.

  • No, the fucking good.

  • But I said no work all the time.

  • Okay?

  • Maybe I need to get better at using just 20.

  • Health.

  • Yes, actually, do this.

  • Armor.

  • What am I doing?

  • Why am I being a fucking stinky brain?

  • There's so much going off saying that my brain just wanna focus on it.

  • But at least we're having fun.

  • Radi remote detonate, lock on burst and micro missiles Heat blast.

  • What is this?

  • Do firing the plasma rifle builds up.

  • Excess heat that could be released is a powerful blast By pressing most too.

  • Ah, I feel like my brain is just not gonna do that for me.

  • Let's do the lock on burst.

  • Pretty damn helpful.

  • Okay?

  • I need to get better at using these four weapons.

  • Certainly.

  • I'm starting to accrue quite an arsenal.

  • Um, I have been a not been This is little swords.

  • What does that mean?

  • Uh, it doesn't say great.

  • I'm assuming that's like a challenge area.

  • Just a fight in a sentinel battery up there that I didn't get.

  • We're doing OK in this level so far.

  • I mean again, I don't really care if I miss some stuff.

  • I don't need to get nice.

  • They didn't last piss sometime.

  • Okay.

  • Fuck out of my way.

  • Any secrets?

  • Secrets?

  • Hello?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Let's just actually wait for word.

  • Oh, I remember this being a toast to me like brothers and sisters money this week.

  • Your hate must match only Will you be truly safe.

  • Shit.

  • Shit.

  • no target.

  • What's okay?

  • Let's do this.

  • Those fuckers first.

  • Okay.

  • You your time, gentlemen.

  • One at a time.

  • There'll be plenty of time for fucking biscuits and treats afterwards.

  • Pay.

  • I got it.

  • I'll break that.

  • You break the shield, you fucker!

  • Sorry, I'm probably going to win this game, You know, if you can or not.

  • For you, sir, The fucking kicking the job.

  • Uh, okay.

  • This.

  • Oh, that's Oh, that is so worth it for that guy.

  • It's okay, Mrs Focus.

  • Shoot me.

  • Appear so you're a wanker.

  • All right, time to get some health and shit, which is located all around this beautiful arena.

  • Have you seen this place?

  • It's very nice during summer.

  • Oh, shit.

  • All right.

  • There's a lot of fucking lands around here I do not care for.

  • I don't remember inviting you.

  • Shit.

  • Health.

  • Health.

  • Thank you.

  • Jesus Christ.

  • Workers are everywhere.

  • I get it.

  • I get it.

  • Okay.

  • Said, let's there's plenty to go around, you know?

  • Just fucking wait your turn.

  • The fuck over here.

  • It didn't really work, did it?

  • Nice.

  • Kind of sloppy, but we're survived.

  • Nice off your fucking we do it.

  • Oh, readyto burst.

  • Fucking awesome.

  • somebody left.

  • Hi.

  • I love it.

  • So many things that I could have used.

  • And I didn't.

  • I just used proof.

  • Pure raw animal power.

  • Pure brute force.

  • I'm just too angry to die.

  • It's a pain in my foot one up there.

  • So I used these to get it.

  • Come on.

  • It's interesting.

  • I will get it.

  • I need to get it.

  • Oh, you grab that.

  • And then you grab this and then you go over there, I think.

  • All right.

  • Wait for the boosts.

  • Yes, Moon.

  • Maybe your salvation lies in his destruction.

  • The minimum the Slayer strength is exposed out to us.

  • Can you see it?

  • Brother has lost its soul to continue for eight years.

  • So I must survive protecting you in my time and you secure that works Nice, waited, cheat the system and then acquire one sentinel crystal.

  • Okay?

  • Already go.

  • Yeah, he keeps all you guys around to make himself look and then he fucks off into the ether.

  • Raise up, felons, fight back.

  • I'm just gonna keep doing this.

  • See?

  • Otherwise?

  • Okay.

  • Uh, how many of these?

  • We have four.

  • I need six sticky bomb explosions.

  • Eyes see, I'm up for it.

  • great in this.

  • Straight to the end.

  • Immediately.

  • Unless what can you do for me?

  • Converse?

  • Recharge time increased by 37.5%.

  • What a weird specific number.

  • Lock on speed increased to 50%.

  • No, that's very useful as well.

  • Give me two money.

  • Weapons that were shotgun is nearby.

  • A relic from your past.

  • The priests have kept it hidden from you in this remote location.

  • Super shotgun is fucking don't bait fingers.

  • Dirty bastards!

  • Super shocker is the double barrel one from the old game.

  • Oh, look at it.

  • Oh, squeeze my nipples and call me Judy.

  • You have to find him.

  • Hit these guys to kill him.

  • So am I gonna be inside your mind?

  • I'm about to fuck you up seven ways from Sunday, bitch.

  • Oh, attack a boy here to fuck your mom and talk about it wildly.

  • Yeah, that would hurt me.

  • I used to get him.

  • Did I get here more of these cute boys in my life?

  • It's stuck in a big old fat one right now.

  • Get me out.

  • Okay, line it up.

  • 08 ball, corner pocket.

  • You just took off with that just annoying shit.

  • That's on you are.

  • No one likes you.

  • Let's say why am I so mean?

  • But they're demons fuckable Any big boys?

  • Yep.

  • A lot of a lot of fuck.

  • I wasn't paying attention.

  • I was too busy looking at my cue balls.

  • My aim is on point for maneuverability is lacking fitting the site down.

  • You know what?

  • Give me that heart open, right?

  • Suck it up.

  • Eat it, Cane.

  • It's courage.

  • Simple.

  • Never even doubted for a second.

  • I saw you doubt that I saw you getting worried that I was sucking too.

  • Oh, I need that thing I need I have now, if you around first.

  • Of course I do.

  • So this lets me know what I've missed.

  • Oh, God, there's a lot.

  • Oh, God.

  • Wait.

  • This is probably all the areas that I haven't been to yet.

  • Oh, here we go.

  • I covered a good deal of the map.

  • Okay?

  • Yes.

  • Well, that makes me nervous.

  • I don't like being nervous.

  • Should do a shocking only play through this game.

  • Uh, belch, hammer, booze, napalm, bells magnate, Max Health.

  • All health.

  • Pick up some of your ex paramour resources drop get pulled away from much further.

  • So What do I want to get?

  • Armor or ammo?

  • Um, I don't know.

  • Having super heavy demons stay on fire longer.

  • Give me health.

  • Yes.

  • Here we go with Collins, right?

  • Yeah.

  • I also had a pre tour suit.

  • 0.4 of them.

  • Faster weapons switching, mod swap dash refills more quickly.

  • Ooh, that's good.

  • Dash refilled on glory kills.

  • I don't think that one is probably some stuff in here.

  • That's really really good, Stephen.

  • Killed by a grenade.

  • Explosion Spawn.

  • Scatter Bob's.

  • That's really good.

  • Barrels regenerate Barrels, Barrels, Barrels, Barrels reveals the position of the progression items.

  • Larger Automat radius reveals operation.

  • I want you.

  • I want the dash.

  • I like the maneuverability more than most other things.

  • How?

  • How fast?

  • 00 that's very fast.

  • So I could be like, what?

  • Bush?

  • The same as always.

  • But it's okay.

  • Way Go.

  • Okay, let me do this.

  • Oh, baby.

  • Hell, yeah.

  • That's good.

  • That's good.

  • That's good.

  • So doing these things gives you points for everything else.

  • Gives you like weapon points.

  • That's good.

  • Okay, so there is a good incentive to actually do, um where am I going next?

  • That I get everything in this period that I had seen.

  • I think so.

  • Yeah.

  • That's crucial.

  • That will kill you.

  • This is where they made their maneuverability.

  • Um, because I think, wait to shoot that.

  • Make those.

  • Can't remember so I can jump into the middle of that shoot.

  • That didn't help at all.

  • They're supposed to do something else.

  • Okay?

  • Never mind.

  • Wait.

  • Secrets.

  • Completely fucking Mr Back.

  • That helps.

  • You just stole three night.

  • Yeah, Your suit noise.

  • Oh, it helps this.

  • That's time.

  • Is there any fucking point?

  • Okay, let's do this.

  • Here we go.

  • Eyes.

  • There we go.

  • I didn't jump sooner.

  • Take off so much armor that I fucking lost immediately switched weapons.

  • I really need to get used to using my numbers.

  • Oh, that was nice.

  • Weapon real is really unreliable.

  • You don't need that going and you don't eat the top half of you also go away.

  • Give the old 12 punch there, Johnny.

  • Going that way?

  • I don't wanna go this way.

  • I want to go the way.

  • Secrets.

  • Nice.

  • Yeah.

  • You pick it up, I tell you.

  • Uh right, Norma.

  • Going next.

  • What is this?

  • Hello?

  • There's nothing over there.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • A little Here.

  • I did it.

  • Never mind.

  • Move past it.

  • We're good.

  • Fuck people up more, rocky and grab those numbers.

  • Oh, it's fun time.

  • So now I get to be the monster, If I may.

  • Neural connections successful you are now in control of.

  • I use it to play your property.

  • Hell, yeah.

  • Most to jet pack.

  • Left shift.

  • Activate your afterburner.

  • My sworn twin rockets after lunch of rocket barrage.

  • Okay, my friends.

  • Oh, come on.

  • There's no way you guys do.

  • That's ridiculous.

  • Superheated watch.

  • What is this?

  • I thought I was a superpower being not a little bit.

  • Get off me.

  • God, that's for Rocket Bryce.

  • No rocket barrage.

  • So this is fires I've played, I think I got to hear.

  • And then after that, I didn't get to play.

  • Oh, that was nice.

  • Shits like this area.

  • And then my time with the game ran out or anything After this, it's gonna be brand new, I think.

  • Do you remember for the big boys out again?

  • Campion.

  • It's not it nice.

  • That's it.

  • Yeah, because I didn't get the super shocker.

  • He's Oh, that's really gonna ruin someone's day is gonna make my day.

  • My day is gonna be much better after this.

  • I'm gonna stick of chalk one up someone's whole and just launched into the fucking moon.

  • That's a big, green, muscular man.

  • Now use it to kill him.

  • It's okay.

  • Oh, buddy.

  • Oh, buddy.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, my heart is happy and my dick is heard.

  • Okay, um, what can we get for this?

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  • What Super shocking reloads.

  • Faster!

  • I'm just looking for a shot.

  • Put a shotgun in my hand and I will mess things up.

  • The superstar Quinn, is a devastating close range weapon that features a meat hook mod when in range.

  • Pris mouse, too.

  • Oh, nice.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I could grapple around the environment.

  • Are you crazy?

  • Lt's on.

  • It's way too much fun.

  • Fuck you doing for being the funnest videogame remains?

  • Who gave you the right?

  • Okay, leave something for the rest of us, Actually, Don't.

  • I love it.

  • Safety.

  • Fuck!

  • I'm too busy killing and too eager to fuck shit up.

  • Okay?

  • This this needs a different tack.

  • Stick it on a sport.

  • Give me those fucking wobbly knees, bitch.

  • That's not a need beginning to think You don't even know what he looks like.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you very much.

  • Downtown, honey.

  • You dirty, four legged fucker.

  • Yeah, regarding that, I feel amazed.

  • Look at all the shocking and giving.

  • So that's five seed.

  • My fucking fingers can't reach number five quickly.

  • It's not the best on these types of guys.

  • Just crazy damage.

  • But so does that, you know.

  • You see what I mean?

  • You see what I'm on about?

  • Make a noise.

  • You're dead.

  • I'll keep you alive for the next guys Touch.

  • Oh, what a dumb ass.

  • I was gonna shoot you in.

  • What you go dirty effect.

  • He's too afraid.

  • That's attention.

  • All destroyed.

  • Don't!

  • No, no, Don't kill me.

  • I'm very fragile.

  • No, this is gonna kill you for me.

  • You!

  • Thank you, Saul Bates.

  • Whoa!

  • They hit me.

  • Nice.

  • Nice.

  • You didn't miss anything else back here.

  • How?

  • Yeah, Toy solder.

  • That was you guys.

  • Yeah, you're dead.

  • Does that feel one would ask if you were ever life to begin with?

  • Let me add, um, Coach Simeon, I got a visual.

  • I know it.

  • I won't do any damage, but I've waited.

  • The hell is this music?

  • Bad ass Okay.

  • How do we get through there?

  • I claim this.

  • No.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • I can see this platforming stuff getting really annoying for some people.

  • I personally I really like it.

  • I like that reversal.

  • Like feeling fast and maneuverable on bouncy like a panther.

  • Hey, guys.

  • Thank you for the giant pancake.

  • Quick, quick refills on my dash are really nice.

  • I'm sensing secrets over here.

  • Is there?

  • Come on.

  • Spider Monkey, Is that it?

  • Yes.

  • Hell, you.

  • We grew up even higher.

  • Wait, These are just whatever.

  • So everyone in hell is so angry all the time.

  • Oh, but I'm angrier.

  • Turns out this is exactly the way you were supposed to go anyway, So I didn't find any secrets.

  • I just found the way to go.

  • That's because I'm an expert gamer.

  • Okay, Ice block over that.

  • Oh, What are this?

  • Okay, I need a super shot.

  • This isn't going the best.

  • These animations are slowing me down as well.

  • Bock, Bock, Bock, Bock.

  • I didn't do it and all.

  • And I lost a life for shits.

  • I don't have the ammo for it.

  • Run out of ammo in my shop in real quick.

  • Uh oh.

  • I see what you're up to.

  • I see what you're doing.

  • Well, I gotta like 30.

  • Pretty stinky.

  • Keep keep lighting.

  • Knocking for those.

  • Oh, no.

  • Hey, you're supposed to die immediately and making Yeah, I should be there.

  • Just stay in, Damn it.

  • I knew it was gonna happen and everything.

  • This is where I came in.

  • Wait.

  • Is it go up there?

  • You know, this is where I came here away.

  • Unless there's another thing.

  • No.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, I missed you.

  • Nice into Sandy City.

  • No, but is that Metallica?

  • Do they love Metallica, bitch?

  • Well, I fucked that up.

  • I see green.

  • I hit my mom a gamer.

  • See?

  • Hey, fuck off.

  • Nice sniper.

  • Those fucking work.

  • I got him work.

  • I was hoping that would not Cooler guys.

  • You're not.

  • Did you see your full name?

  • Very cool.

  • These guys are my least favorite big, dirty classes.

  • Look on him that I wanted.

  • Whatever.

  • You guys remember those grenades that they gave me a while back that I just don't use me too.

  • Remember all those things that they gave me And it was almost too much at once, so I barely use half of them.

  • Get me too.

  • Uh, What?

  • I'm gonna go down here, see what's up.

  • What is this?

  • Just where Iwas Oh, I knew that The reason I went a plier.

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  • Are you growing time?

  • No way.

  • Radio yet.

  • Are you guys going tired?

  • I'm I'm good to go.

  • I'm zone in.

  • This is what I do, baby.

  • Wait, wait.

  • Do you hear that?

  • I have.

  • Okay.

  • A lot of lives just showed up, which is fucking fine.

  • Just let me catch my breath.

  • Way.

  • Use that groups I like.

  • I, like get my hands dirty.

  • They didn't stock it by letting the environment do the work for me.

  • I'm gonna do it myself.

  • Okay, Now might be a good time.

  • Let the environment do some work now.

  • You're sick in Egypt.

  • You come here.

  • Okay.

  • I missed that.

  • It's okay.

  • We're gonna try again.

  • Hayward.

  • Good job.

  • I fight.

  • Why does everybody I love die a priest?

  • Priest?

  • High priest.

  • Okay.

  • Are you hiding behind your alter again?

  • Well, I break this.

  • I can't do that.

  • I'm just a small boy.

  • It was more than meets the eye here.

  • Okay, so there's walls to climb down here.

  • Got it.

  • Sometimes he doesn't land on it nicely.

  • Like I press e, but he doesn't grab immediately.

  • And that really freaks me out.

  • Look, I've been here every No.

  • Whoa!

  • A slayer Key Slayer.

  • Gate time.

  • Uh, where was here?

  • Let's do it.

  • So these are, like, the little challenge arenas, and clearly I'm fucking amazing.

  • So give it a shot damn over this?

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  • Kills him.

  • Well, like kills it in there.

  • Okay, stop on your big boy pants.

  • It's time to go to work.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Were immediately into advice.

  • Nice.

  • Get it?

  • No.

  • Oh, thank God.

  • Give me that.

  • I could use my super shotgun.

  • What's up?

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  • But I just It works.

  • I don't even know who you are, but fuck you up all the same.

  • I should be killing these guys to get m o.

  • You get help?

  • Fuck.

  • Okay.

  • You want to follow me down here?

  • They're going to burn yourself.

  • You are way stronger than I give you credit for only four.

  • Okay, we've recuperated a bit.

  • Get me help, please.

  • I wish I knew how many enemies were left.

  • Sword.

  • Timo, I got this is intense.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • So many of them kit.

  • This is a separable.

  • What I'm used to.

  • Ah, yes.

  • I don't need to start getting used to do this.

  • This is where you actually have to learn the mechanics.

  • You can't just fuck around with it, okay?

  • Who?

  • Mama.

  • Okay, that was very sloppy.

  • I'm glad that I have the bonus lives, but Good God, I should not have died there.

  • Imperium keys.

  • You have required Imperium key.

  • Acquired all six period keys to activate the maker device in the fortress of Doom, which unlocks the only when the on maker I'm not like regular wait.

  • I would have to get the key, but I didn't get anything else out of that area.

  • I like to do something here.

  • It was really amazing else in there.

  • Steering.

  • It's too much boosting for a small bite.

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  • Was it?

  • Ah.

  • Uh, okay.

  • How do we get up there?

  • Lots of questions and I have no answers, so I hit that.

  • It goes over, hits that and then breaks this.

  • We need to figure out how we get up.

  • Maybe there's something down below this.

  • Oh, I didn't see you changes everything.

  • Okay?

  • I'm a Bloods.

  • Nothing.

  • Has any ammo Oh, listen, it'll do What?

  • I thought it was going.

  • Oh, fuck!

  • Fuck!

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  • Ngl hell, yeah, Literally.

  • Where am I now?

  • Double hell, I feel you.

  • This match is not what?

  • Come wait.

  • Oh, so I get to fight him now Take the train into terra dough with terror dome.

  • Hell yet Calm A bedroom, That terror gold.

  • You know why?

  • I just like it Sounds okay, friend.

  • Stalk me up until I can go on all further.

  • I don't know what that means.

  • Traders sue points.

  • I have three frozen for longer.

  • That might be helpful just to get out of situations.

  • Uh, maybe I should wait to get your shit.

  • I'm just gonna freeze demons for longer.

  • Anything that gives me like a window of time to catch my breath and keep shooting is good.

  • Nice.

  • You should be trying to get those guys near other ones.

  • But this do extra damage.

  • But it doesn't always work out.

  • Oh, nothing.

  • Yeah, but out of Hammel fast.

  • Oh, nice a chain.

  • Saw those guys once.

  • I got low enough.

  • Oh, shit!

  • big bulb is in town.

  • They pick up their health care.

  • I thought I just wasted Fuck!

  • That was an opening whole.

  • Neil, you're in the fucking face.

  • Right on the going.

  • Nice.

  • I was going to hit me.

  • Okay.

  • I need that slow down time thing soon.

  • When you're in the air lifting, that is low share.

  • Shocking him.

  • Damn, it sucks.

  • I mean, makes sense.

  • Truck.

  • We'll have an extra life.

  • Walker is doing a lot of damage.

  • I'm an animal fit.

  • Everything.

  • The hell is that Secret in the middle of afterlife.

  • Find secrets.

  • That's happy.

  • Okay, thank God.

  • It turns out just remembering to chain saw somebody to get ammo changed the entire course of the battle got so fun, though.

  • Priest has moving.

  • I will walk in signal now.

  • Just get oh, speed. 01:09:45.560 -

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