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Do you believe this?
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The car was parked right out front.
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Was the alarm on? -I don't know, I guess it was on, I don't know my alarm sound. I'm not
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tuned into it like it's my son.
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I don't understand. How do these thiefs start the car?
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They cross the wires or something.
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Cross the wires?! I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.
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They stole my car.
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Who did? -They did!
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Is it more than just one?
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What should I do, should I call the police? -What are they going to do?
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You know, I better call my car phone company, cancel my
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service.
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Maybe you should call you car phone. -Yeah, he's probably driving it right now.
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Wait a minute, call the car phone, see what happens. -Are you serious? -Yeah, go ahead.
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I don't even know if I remember the number.
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What do I say if he picks up?
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Hello? -Hello. Is this 555-8383? -I have no idea.
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Can I ask you a question? -Sure.
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Did you steal my car? -Yes, I did.
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You did?! -I did.
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But that's my car! -I didn't know it was yours.
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What are you going to do with it? -I don't know, drive arround.
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Can I have it back? -Nah, I'm going to keep it.
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Hello?
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Yeah, who's this? -Kramer. -Hello, Kramer.
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Listen, there's a pair of gloves in the glove compartment.
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Wait, hold on. Brown ones?! -Yeah. Listen, could you mail those to me, or bring 'em by
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my building, it's 129 West 81st Street. -OK.
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Thanks a lot. Here's Jerry.
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Gloves... Hello? -Jerry? -Yeah, let me ask you a question.
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How do you cross those wires? -I didn't cross any wires, the keys were in it.
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Sid left the keys in the car. Alright, I gotta go.
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Drive carefully. -Hey Jerry, when was the last time you had a tune-up, because I can't
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find the...