vegeta - oh bulma, my love. A passionate prince such as I can know no happiness without a

goal in life. My goal used to be the strongest...but then

i was convincingly beaten many times.... curse you kakarott!

bulma - i know just what you need! a career!

vegeta - what...you mean a...a job?! but...but i am the prince of all saiyans!

bulma - more like the prince of all freeloaders! a profession can give a man back his pride!

vegeta: pride...

bulma - i heard they have some openings down at the proctology academy.

vegeta - openings.....

goku - nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety eight! nine hundred

and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety eight! one million! aah!!!

goku - oh no! i felt something tear! oh well, nothing one of master karin's senzu beans

can't fix.

karin - hmm...sounds like a colonic hernia, goku.

goku - come on karin, just one bean! don't hold out on me!

karin - i'm sorry goku, i traded all the senzu beans to the local hookers, you're going to

have to go and visit....a proctologist.

goku - what! i can't afford that!

karin - stop whining! there is a place...no, it's too crazy.

goku - tell me! please!

karin - well, all right. there's a place in the city, where you can see a proctologist....for

free.

goku - yes YES! I will go! just tell me where!

nurse - mr. goku, the doctor in training will see you now.

nurse - he'll be along shortly.

goku - Oh man! i really want to get out of this place. i'll take these off now to save

time later!

v - well hello....kakarott...

VOICEOVER: NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z

will vegeta be able to mend goku's colonic hernia? will he even try? will piccolo successfully

pass the bar exam? next time on dragonball z!