Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles bulma - what's your problem vegeta? you've been moping about for months! vegeta - oh bulma, my love. A passionate prince such as I can know no happiness without a goal in life. My goal used to be the strongest...but then i was convincingly beaten many times.... curse you kakarott! bulma - i know just what you need! a career! vegeta - what...you mean a...a job?! but...but i am the prince of all saiyans! bulma - more like the prince of all freeloaders! a profession can give a man back his pride! vegeta: pride... bulma - i heard they have some openings down at the proctology academy. vegeta - openings..... goku - nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety eight! nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety eight! one million! aah!!! goku - oh no! i felt something tear! oh well, nothing one of master karin's senzu beans can't fix. karin - hmm...sounds like a colonic hernia, goku. goku - come on karin, just one bean! don't hold out on me! karin - i'm sorry goku, i traded all the senzu beans to the local hookers, you're going to have to go and visit....a proctologist. goku - what! i can't afford that! karin - stop whining! there is a place...no, it's too crazy. goku - tell me! please! karin - well, all right. there's a place in the city, where you can see a proctologist....for free. goku - yes YES! I will go! just tell me where! nurse - mr. goku, the doctor in training will see you now. nurse - he'll be along shortly. goku - Oh man! i really want to get out of this place. i'll take these off now to save time later! v - well hello....kakarott... VOICEOVER: NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z will vegeta be able to mend goku's colonic hernia? will he even try? will piccolo successfully pass the bar exam? next time on dragonball z!