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  • sure you got a mascot this evening?

  • I don't have a mascot, but you have a present for you on this week.

  • I'd like to give everybody a little present.

  • That's lovler.

  • Just something little something from may that I'd like you to enjoy, You know, help you, Theo.

  • Remember, tonight is a very special experience from May to you.

  • Quite junk in it.

  • You squeeze it out, get it out of it.

  • But it's good for getting your hand, like you put it.

  • Sure, most yo, Moscow.

  • You know, people they don't want to buy people, they bite people.

  • Things like April, like funny aprons.

  • And I've seen a gap in the market.

  • And I thought, What about sort of sad aprons?

  • Or even better?

  • It's slightly disturbing.

  • Come up with this one.

  • Uh, you see here, it's got a what's going on on this apron?

  • Well, there's an empty bird's nest in the oven.

  • Gloves.

  • What if we got here?

  • Oh, it's a little baby bird on his back.

  • Fallen from the next.

  • Oh, what?

  • So this oven go?

  • It's a hungry cat.

  • What's a hungry cat video?

  • Get now?

  • Mascots.

  • This evening, Sean, if you got a mascot, mascot.

  • Jimmy never work, so I thought I'd use this.

  • Part of the show is an opportunity to promote a product which I'm very excited about.

  • Going on.

  • A young guy, young entrepreneur got in touch with me about this on, Um, he asked me.

  • He asked me to promote it.

  • Came to me, said, You look before you go any further, I'm in.

  • You've seen what George Clooney did for an espresso.

  • I think you can do this.

  • You could do the same for the mobile condiment delivery system on.

  • You know, you're out somewhere and you buy a burger or a hot dog, for example.

  • Delicious.

  • And then you go to the source counter.

  • It's disgusting.

  • That bottle's Airil congealed.

  • Yeah.

  • Sometimes they run out, and then you just squeeze into a yellow water and tear things a problem?

  • Well, that problems immediately solved.

  • Example off it now.

  • Um uh huh.

  • E I got for Susie a hot dog.

  • So would you like a hot dog?

  • Hot dog?

  • Who would you like to catch up on that?

  • I just do that and it's expertly delivered thing.

  • Would you like a bit of mustard on that bit of mustard on.

  • Never felt peckish on aroused at the same time.

  • Wait, that's a perfectly garnished hot dog.

  • And then you could just get on with whatever you need to do.

  • You haven't got involved in the scrub around the condiment area.

  • I like it when you dropped a hip there at the end.

  • Can I ask about the dials on the side?

  • Sean, there seemed to be some dials on the side of all.

  • This is thes don't work sites.

  • That's this is months of the year, right at The idea is that if you save his arm, you switch it just December.

  • You've got bread source and cranberry sauce.

  • Hopefully, we're gonna get one with rumors, but you need compressed air.

  • Should have a tank on your back.

  • John, Vic and Rob have 24 points, but tonight's winners with 52 short Joe and Jonno, I don't really want to make a fool of myself on the very important dignity.

  • Something in common been very essential to my work.

  • Compromise that even though I have won a drum kit, Okay, that said, there's a little bit of mustard leaking at Interpol.

  • Sure, if you got a mascot we know these days a lot of vouchers on.

  • I think that it's a huge market and I'm gonna move into it.

  • So I've come up with a system of vouchers for different things.

  • For example, this one is a voucher from Dignitas.

  • You get one free.

  • And if you take part in their loyalty scheme, you can get the whole family done.

  • A very reasonable price.

  • Lovely thoughts.

  • Yeah.

  • What?

  • Pet owner wouldn't be delighted to open an envelope and find that they had a voucher for a free worming Large.

  • I've got quite a few of these patches.

  • Jimmy is one.

  • This is meat kid Krill.

  • I've got quite a lot of the third kid trails idea.

  • I think each is lonely and he wants to meet people where they redeemable.

  • Oh, you just have thio shots.

  • There's loads of information when it comes with the voucher.

  • Okay, that's contact.

  • Good.

  • Creo seem to say anything on the back.

  • Hey, it was a shock to you, but I'm doing jokes.

  • Think way he pulled the emergency cord on a train.

  • Nobody wants to do that once in their life.

  • Obviously, no one should try doing that unless you have a voucher, then just go.

  • The red faced people come towards you during the Russia.

  • This one, This is this.

  • This is good.

  • But this allows you to shoplift up to the value of £100.

  • You get caught, you just go on.

  • Of course, you don't need to use it to get caught.

  • Well, in the middle of Stonehenge, be a dentist for a day.

  • Oh, sure.

  • If you on this one up to 10 minutes before it starts, you can cancel school.

  • Nativity play.

  • Ah, they're all about to go.

  • They got their wings on.

  • Hold that up to masturbate in front of a junior member of stuff.

  • Jimmy.

  • Oh, ah.

  • Expired in 1975.

  • Theo, you got a mascot this evening?

  • Oh, yeah, I found this thing.

  • You know, sometimes you find something.

  • You know, this is just hilarious.

  • I can't believe a found something this much fun.

  • It's just brilliant.

  • And face the singing fish.

  • It's just what?

  • Brilliant.

  • And it sings a song.

  • So when when did you find this?

  • I found it the other day.

  • The other day?

  • You mean the early nineties?

  • No.

  • I think he's gonna be big.

  • You carry on with the show.

  • I'll just have fun with this.

  • I found this.

  • Keep your someone wants to take a biscuit and I open it.

  • What the hell was going on?

  • I think so.

  • But not touch that.

  • I didn't say what's gonna happen.

  • What?

  • Why's this?

  • Why is he storing them?

  • Maybe doesn't want anyone with a number.

  • Good luck.

  • It is in this.

  • Let's put those down.

  • No, I am.

  • I'm I'm I'm just showing something.

  • Just write.

  • He taps the top ups you can eat.

  • I'm not worry about having a girlfriend.

  • I ran away from my cookie.

  • Not since you just took a cookie out.

  • Told you 15 times.

  • Very ineffectual.

  • Sure, I do have a mascot, Jimmy.

  • Yeah, here it is.

  • What What's this?

  • Iceman?

  • You think, Jimmy?

  • Your new thing Arranged fruit, find something that was I could express my creative side.

  • I could soothing, relaxing.

  • It was something that I just I went on a cause and I never looked back As soon as I stepped in there with G, um, just set me free, literally.

  • Just set me free on.

  • Hey, taught me what reason I've got it.

  • I've done one bold fruit.

  • I've arranged right on one.

  • Just a I think they are.

  • The production team did this.

  • It's like a zoo keepers bucket to disgrace.

  • But my skills are just I'm not finished yet.

  • My skills aren't just with fruit.

  • Once I realized I had this talent, I found I could do it with biscuits.

  • E just entered the chain.

  • Just went.

  • You came up with that?

  • Yeah, I can.

  • While I can turn it to anything I do, I do pine cones for a lot of Premiership footballers.

  • More sober, even it's cheese boards.

  • Have you ever seen a better cheese board?

  • Would be a crime to eat any of that.

  • Ah, a lot of people arranged these boards in different ways.

  • Some people in the region, some hard cheese, too soft cheeses.

  • I've done my cheese board politically.

  • So we've got some, uh, man chego there.

  • We've got some, uh, comp tea from France.

  • We've got some social art from Italy.

  • We got some Dutch guy outta there on from England.

  • We got some cheddar cheese based Brexit lucky mascot this week.

  • I'm lucky.

  • My God, I've got a lucky I've got a lucky pen.

  • I got it from a very unusual bookies.

  • I find it very useful.

  • I put a bet on.

  • I always use Claude.

  • This is called the morning stuff.

  • They wanted to be stuff to go head to head.

  • It's the numbers round just for you guys on John.

  • Your turn to pick.

  • Come on, Sean.

  • You wanna play along for fun?

  • Sort of personal battle between You could play the claw.

  • Why would I do that?

  • I've already got him.

  • Just check.

  • I wouldn't be.

  • Oh, What's in it for me?

  • My pen.

  • There's enough the lid off this, but it's actually a stuffed grizzly.

  • It's impractical, but really serves its purpose.

  • You playing along with miles?

  • Not for now.

  • All right, money.

  • I won't spit on you when we're having sex tonight.

  • Good luck trying it.

  • Without spirit, I work in the fields.

  • You very kindly offered way.

  • No, no, guy.

  • I'm not competitive at all.

  • I'm just kind of an easy going drifter.

  • Kind of call me the breeze just rolling down the road looking for more adventure.

  • Easy going.

  • You know, just whichever way the wind blows, that's where I go.

  • You know, everywhere I leave, I just leave footprints.

sure you got a mascot this evening?

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