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  • Yeah, that's right.

  • Welcome back to totally accurate battle simulator.

  • Now, the reason I'm saying, welcome back because we have played this before But it was a very long time ago, and that was kind of a demo version.

  • But today, the full version almost the full version is finally out.

  • But if you don't know what totally accurate battle simulator is, basically you create two teams of wacky crazy individuals and just make the fight to the death and see who wins.

  • It's a lot of far that there is a campaign mode you kind of have to give you got limited resource is and limited amount of people that you can use to try and be a predetermined army.

  • But the real fun today is gonna land in sand box.

  • Ah, once we pick tribal tribal ceremonies, all that's cool.

  • I like that.

  • This is a menu you've got so normally there would be a predetermined army on the right hand side.

  • But we're creating our own wars today.

  • So down here you got different classes.

  • I'm gonna give you a loaded clubbers first, so that kind of like a like a realty cave man kind of class And if you got two swords Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

  • What is this?

  • What are they holding?

  • Are they holding fire?

  • You guys okay?

  • Just you get idea of how it works.

  • I'm gonna hit.

  • Start.

  • We have a slow mo button as well as being just kind of chill out and see what happens.

  • Check out all the action.

  • It looks like I might have chosen clubbers.

  • Ono always gonna get smacked.

  • It's straight down.

  • I think I've chosen a class which doesn't actually do anything.

  • Oh, my God!

  • This is so violent, So violent.

  • I've set them up for a massacre.

  • Look him getting chased.

  • Oh, no.

  • What have I done?

  • Eyes celebrating is what We're happy with himself.

  • Look at him or No, There's only two left.

  • These guys getting absolutely destroyed.

  • Here we go.

  • Get him!

  • Get him!

  • Jump!

  • Do it!

  • Try to run for the trees.

  • That is gonna walk.

  • Or maybe it will work.

  • You've fallen over the rock.

  • What do you do in, sir?

  • You're okay.

  • He's climbing the tree.

  • Okay, That did actually work.

  • He's confused, all of them.

  • And now he's confused himself.

  • I don't I don't think the Bard's do much in self defense.

  • He's got about 15 clubbers coming to club his head.

  • Here we go.

  • All he missed the 1st 1 Missed.

  • Yep.

  • Yep.

  • 2nd 1 hit, though.

  • Away.

  • Is that one more?

  • Where is this guy is he used the trees he has.

  • There he is now.

  • He's gonna die very, very quickly.

  • Quick, stab to the back of these.

  • Good.

  • So you get our luck's.

  • Now Let's create each side.

  • Let's have a look and discover One earth we have here.

  • We got cats, But will the king always massive, You know, up this to protect the king.

  • So the king's gonna be on either side on the furthest side of each of the arena's minor Zeus.

  • We can have.

  • Zeus is Well, let's give each one of Zeus.

  • Let's give each one of minor tour.

  • I thought minus was meant to be half human.

  • That guy doesn't look our human looks full bowl.

  • What else have we got?

  • Ice archers.

  • Let's have a row of each.

  • There we go.

  • Berserk is a couple of those around.

  • There we go.

  • I'm gonna try and make it kind of even.

  • Or at least try Thio shield bearers.

  • We could have a few shield bearers here in a few shield bearers here.

  • It's a little bit weak on the left hand side.

  • So let's go for stone.

  • A Yeah, OK, so they're a little bit more powerful in the left.

  • Let's hit start.

  • Whoa!

  • Okay.

  • Oh, my goodness.

  • The juices are really powerful.

  • So is the minor tour.

  • The minor stories going in?

  • We've only got Zeus is minor tours and kings left other miners orders and by the king.

  • Oh, dude, Kings were actually really, really good.

  • That swords a huge.

  • They're having a little cuddle over here.

  • They're making friends.

  • Slap him!

  • Get him!

  • Oh, cut him from his legs upwards.

  • Dude, what have we got to Zeus is And two kings.

  • Is the Red King fallen?

  • He hasn't.

  • But the Zeus has always missed.

  • Oh, you got it in the toe.

  • Death by told.

  • Wow, that was quite the battle.

  • Jeez, let's change map that strange or different once we go ancient as to ancient sandbox.

  • What do you mean if you don't have the sandbox, All these like buildings and stuff.

  • Okay, that's kind of cool.

  • Wow, that's busy.

  • Oh, I like this one.

  • I wonder if they can fall off the edge.

  • Let's find out.

  • Let's do bone made.

  • Shawn's pretty good for majors.

  • 300.

  • What else is 300?

  • I can't want to go equals versus equals potions, Seller.

  • Let's do those.

  • So let's do a load of those and then some bone majors and let's see what happens.

  • Whites, hold on a second.

  • I need to play that back.

  • I'm going slow.

  • Mo.

  • What happened then?

  • What did they do?

  • Is absolutely destroyed them.

  • They used the power of plants.

  • Wow, Guys, rip!

  • Okay, The bone majors are proving to be quite powerful.

  • Let's go for wait, Bo.

  • Meters three hundreds.

  • I think we need something with range.

  • Let's do some snake arches.

  • Snake arches first is okay.

  • That works.

  • That definitely works of the snakes of the snakes.

  • You're attacking them?

  • This yes, is like three snakes in his feet.

  • Are they got him?

  • Oh, are they constricted him that Bite him in the butt.

  • One's got him.

  • Square in the butt cheek.

  • Oh, my goodness.

  • These snakes are taking over.

  • The reds won the snake arches, though.

  • They're pretty good.

  • I just want to see how they initially fire, though?

  • Do they just fire them out of there?

  • Arose.

  • They do, right?

  • We know those the most powerful.

  • Okay, Snake Archer's versus two minor tours.

  • I think this is gonna be the play right now.

  • Oh, they dash real fast, but the snakes are clinging on.

  • The snakes are doing their job.

  • Are they gonna fall off?

  • This one's dangling over the edge.

  • But if he's gonna let him go Oh, dude, no!

  • The snakes of powerful riel powerful.

  • They are grabbing him by the heads.

  • Though the minor towards air coming in strong.

  • I think they might fall off the edge, You know, I think they've won.

  • I think they want the mine.

  • It'll stay standing.

  • And they When do these guys are powerful?

  • Now?

  • I saw in the trailer somewhere, the weak and all.

  • There it is.

  • But you get a guy like that could be from the same family.

  • So let's pit two minor tours.

  • I just deleted 12 minor tores versus one mammoth.

  • Let's see what happens.

  • Oh, I think.