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  • *Big inhale* A-ding ding ding ding!! Top of morning!!!

  • Irish noises, welcome back everybody to Minecraft: The only game that matters anymore

  • Can you believe that minecraft invented video games? Oh, we've got some big plans here today

  • We've got a lot of building to do we've got a lot of Ireland to finish off

  • We have to get some ice for my polar bear

  • People keep telling me he's gonna de-spawn if I don't get ice for him, and I'm very very nervous about it

  • I wanted to get him ice

  • Anyway, I wanted to build a polar palace, but I need silk touch to do it and luckily

  • I have a silk touch enchantment book

  • I can actually enchant one of my pickaxes right now for silk touch. I think...

  • If I put you in...

  • Yeah, so you get silk touch, but I need level 30 to get it

  • And I kind of want to keep my diamond pickaxe for a better

  • Uhhh..

  • For a better upgrade, so, I have a silk touch. I kinda wanna just try this out anyway.

  • I don't know what I'm doing

  • I had- I bay-. I made another diamond pickaxe. I went mining before, in my..

  • Underneath my pint a' Guinness and I got six more diamonds here, and I have three now and a new pickaxe

  • so what I've got to do is get to level 30 and I'm going to

  • Enchant this one. We'll enchant my second diamond pickaxe, then we'll combine it with this. Hopefully we'll get like efficiency four

  • or something ,or looting three , or fortune three

  • something like, that something good. And then we combine them both so we get unbreaking three and

  • whatever this one ends up getting and it's going to be epic! I have an iron sword with sweeping edge two.

  • Yeah, okay. Let's just go. Let's actually do this one

  • Meow! Hi. Oh god, what are you doing? Get off the saw blade! You're gonna cut your ass in half!

  • Okay, well if you're happy there then I'm not gonna judge you we're making stones here because I need to finish my stable as well

  • lots to do *claps hands a few times*

  • Lots to do in Minecraft. What was I doing right now? Enchanting. got it. Too many things to do. My brain don't know how!

  • Put you in here. Wait, I don't need this! Don't I do it in the anvil?

  • Wheee!

  • *Meows back at cat* Oh kitty,

  • Put you in, can I put you in as well? Yes a silk touch iron pickaxe, let's call him

  • silky... *Meows back at cat again*

  • Got it, nailed it. Ahhhh I put the wrong one in!!!

  • (A moment of silence as Sean grieves his mistake, with calming minecraft music in the background)

  • How did I make that mistake?!

  • This silk touch is gonna run out immediately! Aww!

  • It's almost night time as well and I'm not going out at nighttime. Turn the boat around, go back to the shores of Ireland.

  • God damn it all!

  • You should have just.... Whatever.....

  • What's done is done. You can't cry over spilt milk.

  • I can and I will.

  • Go to sleep already! Ah mornin'!

  • Oh, get a good sip of those dirty beans. Alright the only reason I wanted silk touch was to go grab ice.

  • We're heading off an adventure, all of my lonesome. Stay quiet there cows.

  • Okay. Bye, windmill!

  • Bye crappy stables full of Finbars. I want to fix that stable this time, I promise you Finbar. I'll come back.

  • I'm a man of my word. Can I repair my enchanted iron pickaxe? Does it remove the enchantment if I repair it?

  • That's kind of what I'm afraid of..

  • I don't know. Maybe you can enchant the other one and then just combine them and have a really nice one.

  • Question mark? I don't know, I need to make an ice palace for my polar bear.

  • Something that Elsa would be proud of, something big, something extravagant, a snow field, an ice plane!

  • Please tell me this silk pickaxe actually works on this.

  • *Under his breath* Oh thank god..

  • Oh! Does it not only work, it works so well! Don't you worrydrig.

  • I can't bring you back to the ice, but the ice can sure come to you

  • Wait, if I build out of this, is it gonna melt? Uhh.. Hi!

  • What are you doing here? Oh packed ice I can buy some from you- If I had my emeralds on me, but I don't

  • Dammit, I need to bring back my pickaxe as well as it's about to break. Hi. Oh you have two of these guys now

  • I kinda want them... You guys wanna go on a boat? Can- Can I-. Huh! Oh, yeah

  • No!!!

  • Damn it. Okay, one of these. Oh you went off your leash

  • Yesss... Can I get in as well?

  • Oh my god *dissolves into laughter*

  • Oh my god!! No!! *laughs again at the stranded alpaca*

  • Okay, I have a solution. I have a solution, here go, there you go. Nice!

  • Yeasss!

  • Come on folks, you're coming back to Ireland! *laughs*

  • It's not kidnapping! I- I- uh-

  • I put down the boat, you walked into it's your fault! If I put down this boat in front of you and you keep walking into it,

  • that's your problem. Look at these guys go!

  • Oh shut up! Don't fight it, it's happening.

  • See that pint in the distance? Wait for th- There's the flag!

  • Oh, the green, white, an' orange! The beautiful colors of Ireland, the tri-color, the colors of hope and freedom!

  • You would never understand! But you're about to! Because you're gonna become a part of Ireland now. All right, everybody out

  • We're at the shore! No, you're mine now.

  • No, stop trying to go back to your master. I am your master now

  • You belong to me come in here!

  • There ye' go, hop on in here.

  • Good job. This is your home now. You're not allowed to go anywhere else.

  • What is happening?!

  • What is happening?! Does he still count as attached to the other one? Why are you freaking out?

  • Wait is that THREE emeralds for ONE piece of ice??

  • How dare you sir, how dare you, I shake my fist at you. How dare you try and sell me at such steep prices.

  • Also, I change their graves a little bit to make them more spectacular. "Here lies Saoirse, dog mom." And "Here lies (Unnamed) Dog Pup."

  • They never got a name. They're never going to get a name. I don't know what the name would have been.

  • I do have names in my next time. (??) All right, folks. It's happening. I have to ration my ice

  • Because I don't know how much I actually have, and how much of a base I can build.

  • But I'm hoping it's gonna be something worthy of a polar bear. It's gonna be like you're at home again, dude!

  • Noooo!

  • Don't break my pickaxe!! Okay? NOO!

  • Easy does it there Jack, place one... By one..

  • *Whispers* Nice... Yes

  • Okay, we can build a little bigger, it's also gonna double as like an ice rink for people who wanna dance. Where did they go??

  • So during Christmas time we'd open this up to kids and families so we can earn a little extra money on the side

  • You think Ireland runs on free think Ireland runs on wind and potatoes

  • real Ireland does in game minecraft Ireland does not Oh,

  • Beautiful have one left over

  • Or should I say eyes

  • Okay, a little fence aruna around this okay poor ecar you still alive

  • You're still alive in there I was like, is that a polar bear or just a giant sheep?

  • That's what the cows think it is. Oh I could just put both in and then I get this back

  • Sweet ah

  • Nice, we just do that forever. I

  • Didn't lose it ray. I was really worried about Oh

  • Bless the God so silk touch doesn't let you actually grab like monsters boners and stuff

  • I don't know why I thought that you could actually grab a monster spawner

  • But it does that you grab item blocks. That would normally shatter

  • I mean if you figured that out by no because I just did it. So I really need a double fence here

  • Yes

  • It's a separate sheet as a polar bear does not eat sheep

  • But we've never seen a super hungry polar bear yet either so

  • Who knows? Maybe they would all right Parakh?

  • time to go

  • Today did I get him? Okay, say goodbye to your friends. I'll take a white angle pass that fire don't know dope

  • Oh dear, we shouldn't have fire near the ice palace money

  • There you go

  • Oh, yo you came in with speed and oh

  • Good job boring you made it. You made it back home. Is it everything you thought it was is it just like you remembered?

  • Right. I know and then we put one like there

  • There have fun play with that. Ah

  • God out I just told him not to walk over it. Whoo. What's up big man?

  • He came out he heard that there was a new attraction. He heard that somebody opened up a polar play place

  • And he wanted to come out and see it's not open yet. It's only open for polar bears right now

  • you're gonna have to come back to you and Christmas for the

  • For the ice skating season. Okay. Let's put a sign on it polar

  • Play

  • No, I messed it up. Okay. Well that sign is stupid. But you know what? It's our site and it's here now

  • owner play place

  • fun park

  • Just kick up some snow. Sorry doesn't actually snow here

  • It also does enough fish. But ah, he's gone. Oh, okay come back later for the two-for-one special bringing mrs. Big, man

  • Al's back everybody I'll never left. This is the same house. He we technically didn't see al died

  • So until something dies, it's just God just like Seamus Seamus didn't actually die

  • He just left the door open - Seamus was like, haha. Yeah, and just he were he God

  • He jumped off the top and swam back. So at some point I was fighting Seamus again

  • But al welcome back, I'm gonna make this place look nicer al I know last time you left

  • It didn't look great. It still doesn't look great. But I have the means to fix it. That looks better that

  • Looks much better

  • It's not perfect. It's not exactly the way I would like it to be but at least it looks less

  • Derpy, hey

  • Frickin you can't come into an Irish fire and expect to be able to fire like an Irishman

  • That's not how it works. You need years of practice years of training and years of your dad hitting you with your belt a

  • Bad joke

  • Let me slabs. Ooh slabs that actually worked better. I

  • Think and spawn in here, right if I put slabs on it that's not tall enough to spawn anything

  • Cuz that's really what it's all about. Although

  • Let's face. It most buildings have monsters in their ceilings

  • When you're a kid and you hear those creepy noises, especially when I was a kid

  • I you see your creepy noises in our house. All the freaking time used to scare me

  • You know that there's just monsters up in the attic

  • Birds like Oh monsters aren't real. Yeah there

  • And they live in the Attic. No

  • chimney stack

  • Exp please. Thank you. Ow. Ow, ow, ow

  • The entire ocean is right there. I'm on fire. What what do ow, ow. Oh

  • Brain come on. Can you work for once just once in this life of ours?

  • We're stuck in this for a while man. Just work once

  • Doesn't even have to be anything spectacular. You don't need to like cure cancer or make a scientific discovery

  • Just figure you have to be mindful in Minecraft would be nice. See if this works silk touch pickaxe on a fire

  • Ha ha Hey, look I did it

  • Perfect that's gonna throw a little smokestack

  • Okay, you just you just got to not look at it from any other angles