*Big inhale* A-ding ding ding ding!! Top of morning!!!

Irish noises, welcome back everybody to Minecraft: The only game that matters anymore

Can you believe that minecraft invented video games? Oh, we've got some big plans here today

We've got a lot of building to do we've got a lot of Ireland to finish off

We have to get some ice for my polar bear

People keep telling me he's gonna de-spawn if I don't get ice for him, and I'm very very nervous about it

I wanted to get him ice

Anyway, I wanted to build a polar palace, but I need silk touch to do it and luckily

I have a silk touch enchantment book

I can actually enchant one of my pickaxes right now for silk touch. I think...

If I put you in...

Yeah, so you get silk touch, but I need level 30 to get it

And I kind of want to keep my diamond pickaxe for a better

Uhhh..

For a better upgrade, so, I have a silk touch. I kinda wanna just try this out anyway.

I don't know what I'm doing

I had- I bay-. I made another diamond pickaxe. I went mining before, in my..

Underneath my pint a' Guinness and I got six more diamonds here, and I have three now and a new pickaxe

so what I've got to do is get to level 30 and I'm going to

Enchant this one. We'll enchant my second diamond pickaxe, then we'll combine it with this. Hopefully we'll get like efficiency four

or something ,or looting three , or fortune three

something like, that something good. And then we combine them both so we get unbreaking three and

whatever this one ends up getting and it's going to be epic! I have an iron sword with sweeping edge two.

Yeah, okay. Let's just go. Let's actually do this one

Meow! Hi. Oh god, what are you doing? Get off the saw blade! You're gonna cut your ass in half!

Okay, well if you're happy there then I'm not gonna judge you we're making stones here because I need to finish my stable as well

lots to do *claps hands a few times*

Lots to do in Minecraft. What was I doing right now? Enchanting. got it. Too many things to do. My brain don't know how!

Put you in here. Wait, I don't need this! Don't I do it in the anvil?

Wheee!

*Meows back at cat* Oh kitty,

Put you in, can I put you in as well? Yes a silk touch iron pickaxe, let's call him

silky... *Meows back at cat again*

Got it, nailed it. Ahhhh I put the wrong one in!!!

(A moment of silence as Sean grieves his mistake, with calming minecraft music in the background)

How did I make that mistake?!

This silk touch is gonna run out immediately! Aww!

It's almost night time as well and I'm not going out at nighttime. Turn the boat around, go back to the shores of Ireland.

God damn it all!

You should have just.... Whatever.....

What's done is done. You can't cry over spilt milk.

I can and I will.

Go to sleep already! Ah mornin'!

Oh, get a good sip of those dirty beans. Alright the only reason I wanted silk touch was to go grab ice.

We're heading off an adventure, all of my lonesome. Stay quiet there cows.

Okay. Bye, windmill!

Bye crappy stables full of Finbars. I want to fix that stable this time, I promise you Finbar. I'll come back.

I'm a man of my word. Can I repair my enchanted iron pickaxe? Does it remove the enchantment if I repair it?

That's kind of what I'm afraid of..

I don't know. Maybe you can enchant the other one and then just combine them and have a really nice one.

Question mark? I don't know, I need to make an ice palace for my polar bear.

Something that Elsa would be proud of, something big, something extravagant, a snow field, an ice plane!

Please tell me this silk pickaxe actually works on this.

*Under his breath* Oh thank god..

Oh! Does it not only work, it works so well! Don't you worry Pödrig.

I can't bring you back to the ice, but the ice can sure come to you

Wait, if I build out of this, is it gonna melt? Uhh.. Hi!

What are you doing here? Oh packed ice I can buy some from you- If I had my emeralds on me, but I don't

Dammit, I need to bring back my pickaxe as well as it's about to break. Hi. Oh you have two of these guys now

I kinda want them... You guys wanna go on a boat? Can- Can I-. Huh! Oh, yeah

No!!!

Damn it. Okay, one of these. Oh you went off your leash

Yesss... Can I get in as well?

Oh my god *dissolves into laughter*

Oh my god!! No!! *laughs again at the stranded alpaca*

Okay, I have a solution. I have a solution, here go, there you go. Nice!

Yeasss!

Come on folks, you're coming back to Ireland! *laughs*

It's not kidnapping! I- I- uh-

I put down the boat, you walked into it's your fault! If I put down this boat in front of you and you keep walking into it,

that's your problem. Look at these guys go!

Oh shut up! Don't fight it, it's happening.

See that pint in the distance? Wait for th- There's the flag!

Oh, the green, white, an' orange! The beautiful colors of Ireland, the tri-color, the colors of hope and freedom!

You would never understand! But you're about to! Because you're gonna become a part of Ireland now. All right, everybody out

We're at the shore! No, you're mine now.

No, stop trying to go back to your master. I am your master now

You belong to me come in here!

There ye' go, hop on in here.

Good job. This is your home now. You're not allowed to go anywhere else.

What is happening?!

What is happening?! Does he still count as attached to the other one? Why are you freaking out?

Wait is that THREE emeralds for ONE piece of ice??

How dare you sir, how dare you, I shake my fist at you. How dare you try and sell me at such steep prices.

Also, I change their graves a little bit to make them more spectacular. "Here lies Saoirse, dog mom." And "Here lies (Unnamed) Dog Pup."

They never got a name. They're never going to get a name. I don't know what the name would have been.

I do have names in my next time. (??) All right, folks. It's happening. I have to ration my ice

Because I don't know how much I actually have, and how much of a base I can build.

But I'm hoping it's gonna be something worthy of a polar bear. It's gonna be like you're at home again, dude!

Noooo!

Don't break my pickaxe!! Okay? NOO!

Easy does it there Jack, place one... By one..

*Whispers* Nice... Yes

Okay, we can build a little bigger, it's also gonna double as like an ice rink for people who wanna dance. Where did they go??

So during Christmas time we'd open this up to kids and families so we can earn a little extra money on the side

You think Ireland runs on free think Ireland runs on wind and potatoes

real Ireland does in game minecraft Ireland does not Oh,

Beautiful have one left over

Or should I say eyes

Okay, a little fence aruna around this okay poor ecar you still alive

You're still alive in there I was like, is that a polar bear or just a giant sheep?

That's what the cows think it is. Oh I could just put both in and then I get this back

Sweet ah

Nice, we just do that forever. I

Didn't lose it ray. I was really worried about Oh

Bless the God so silk touch doesn't let you actually grab like monsters boners and stuff

I don't know why I thought that you could actually grab a monster spawner

But it does that you grab item blocks. That would normally shatter

I mean if you figured that out by no because I just did it. So I really need a double fence here

Yes

It's a separate sheet as a polar bear does not eat sheep

But we've never seen a super hungry polar bear yet either so

Who knows? Maybe they would all right Parakh?

time to go

Today did I get him? Okay, say goodbye to your friends. I'll take a white angle pass that fire don't know dope

Oh dear, we shouldn't have fire near the ice palace money

There you go

Oh, yo you came in with speed and oh

Good job boring you made it. You made it back home. Is it everything you thought it was is it just like you remembered?

Right. I know and then we put one like there

There have fun play with that. Ah

God out I just told him not to walk over it. Whoo. What's up big man?

He came out he heard that there was a new attraction. He heard that somebody opened up a polar play place

And he wanted to come out and see it's not open yet. It's only open for polar bears right now

you're gonna have to come back to you and Christmas for the

For the ice skating season. Okay. Let's put a sign on it polar

Play

No, I messed it up. Okay. Well that sign is stupid. But you know what? It's our site and it's here now

owner play place

fun park

Just kick up some snow. Sorry doesn't actually snow here

It also does enough fish. But ah, he's gone. Oh, okay come back later for the two-for-one special bringing mrs. Big, man

Al's back everybody I'll never left. This is the same house. He we technically didn't see al died

So until something dies, it's just God just like Seamus Seamus didn't actually die

He just left the door open - Seamus was like, haha. Yeah, and just he were he God

He jumped off the top and swam back. So at some point I was fighting Seamus again

But al welcome back, I'm gonna make this place look nicer al I know last time you left

It didn't look great. It still doesn't look great. But I have the means to fix it. That looks better that

Looks much better

It's not perfect. It's not exactly the way I would like it to be but at least it looks less

Derpy, hey

Frickin you can't come into an Irish fire and expect to be able to fire like an Irishman

That's not how it works. You need years of practice years of training and years of your dad hitting you with your belt a

Bad joke

Let me slabs. Ooh slabs that actually worked better. I

Think and spawn in here, right if I put slabs on it that's not tall enough to spawn anything

Cuz that's really what it's all about. Although

Let's face. It most buildings have monsters in their ceilings

When you're a kid and you hear those creepy noises, especially when I was a kid

I you see your creepy noises in our house. All the freaking time used to scare me

You know that there's just monsters up in the attic

Birds like Oh monsters aren't real. Yeah there

And they live in the Attic. No

chimney stack

Exp please. Thank you. Ow. Ow, ow, ow

The entire ocean is right there. I'm on fire. What what do ow, ow. Oh

Brain come on. Can you work for once just once in this life of ours?

We're stuck in this for a while man. Just work once

Doesn't even have to be anything spectacular. You don't need to like cure cancer or make a scientific discovery

Just figure you have to be mindful in Minecraft would be nice. See if this works silk touch pickaxe on a fire

Ha ha Hey, look I did it

Perfect that's gonna throw a little smokestack

Okay, you just you just got to not look at it from any other angles