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  • HEY, AND YOU SHOULD KNOW.

  • YOU'VE BOUGHT, LIKE, A BILLION OF 'EM.

  • AH...

  • HUMOR BASED ON MY PAIN.

  • HA.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?

  • OF ALL OF YOUR WIVES

  • I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO NEVER GOT A RING.

  • THIS A BIG ISSUE FOR YOU, OR...?

  • NO, BUT IT, YOU KNOW, WOULD'VE BEEN NICE

  • TO HAVE A LITTLE MEMENTO OF OUR MARRIED TIME TOGETHER.

  • SOMETHING OTHER THAN THE DIVORCE PAPERS

  • AND THE HANGOVER.

  • ROSS IS OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING TO GET YOU A RING.

  • BUT ASK FOR A MUSKET. ASK FOR A MUSKET.

  • HEY, WHEN WE WERE MARRIED, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I NEVER GOT?

  • UM... SEX.

  • ( scoffs )

  • WELL, YEAH.

  • NO RING, NO SEX. BIG SURPRISE.

  • GET ME A MUSKET AND WE'LL TALK.

  • Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org

HEY, AND YOU SHOULD KNOW.

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