which means this is gonna have to be a filler week!

This week, I was given a topic by you guys that I thought was pretty interesting.

What are the differences between Arab countries?

A lot of people think all Arabs are the same (nah they're not). Before we get into this though,

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We'll talk more about them later. So anyway,

I am not Arab and I feel like the best way to go about this tricky topic

would probably to have an Arab with me in this episode.

So you guys remember my Arab friend from Egypt and the Egypt episode, Mohab?

- Hello! Nice. - Good to be here.

Now, there are a lot of countries that either speak Arabic or have Arabic as a national or recognized language.

However, in this episode we're gonna do the twenty two nations of the Arab League.

These are the countries that actually get to call the shots for the most part in the Arabic area.

Before we start, little disclaimer:

Yes, everything we're gonna be discussing in this episode might be a little bit touchy-feely.

There's no universal agreement.

A lot of this stuff we're about to say is also kind of based off of what you guys the Arab Geograpeeps have said to me.

- All right, cool? - I say, let's begin!

*Algeria* Algeria is a ma-ha-REB country not Ma-GREB

[demostrating Arabic rolled r sounds]

You can't really mention Algeria without talking about soccer(or football),

to the point where when these countries play soccer(football) together, things get heated up-

and that's an understatement - Huge rivalry.

Size-wise, they are the largest country in all of Africa

and they are the largest Francophone nation in the Arab world.

They were under the French at one point and they speak just like French people like.

100%, almost.

Culture-wise, Algeria is the home of what we know as Rai music.

Algerian folk music that became a phenomenon with people like Cheb Khaled, Cheb Mami...

*Bahrain* Now I have been here and the impression I got is that Bahrain is kind of like the

secret Dubai of the Middle East and it's also kind of like Saudi Arabia's girlfriend. They don't have any rivalry with any other countries.

They are very stable economically very open-minded and liberal.

They even appointed a Jewish female ambassador to their government, which is pretty much unheard of for pretty much any Arab country

They have the money but they're not really being *demonetized* about it.

but they do know that they have the money so they conduct themselves in that way.

Mohab, what do you know about the *Comoros*?

*crickets

- Yeah... - Yeah very few people in the Arab world know anything about the Comoros Islands.

They are the smallest nation in the Arab League with only about 800,000 people.

They actually speak three languages, Comorian, French and Arabic.

They do have a little bit more of like a Black East African culture applied to them.

They would be like this strange extended family kind of cousin that you never met growing up.

*Djibouti* Uh, yeah, the Arabs don't really pay too much attention to Djibouti either

partially because only about 5% of the country identifies as Arab even though they speak Arabic.

Basically, they're known as being Ethiopia's only access to the sea.

Djibouti would be the country that shows up to the party,

sits quietly, sips his drink, leaves early because he has work in the morning

he's like the Wallflower of the Arab party.

and now we reach *E G Y P T* - Oh, yeah.

Egypt is basically the hub, the godfather of the Arab world,

the most populated one with over a hundred million people

That's the problem.

A hundred million of Egyptians live in a little under 5% of the land.

- Heavily concentrated. - Very much so.

So this is the thing about Egyptians, when the revolution started in 2011 and people were dying in the streets,

Guess what, you find that people are just making (dank)memes and jokes about it

because this has been always the way Egyptians cope

with sadness and tragedy, through dark comedy.

You can imagine soccer in Egypt

exactly the same way you would imagine soccer in Brazil.

We might not have a soccer(football) on the flag like in Brazil,

but it's like people religiously follow their teams.

if the Arab world was a high school,

Egypt would kind of be like the really popular kid

maybe not the smartest or richest but the most popular

Everybody's paying attention

*Iraq*

Probably won't find too many Iraqi people outside of Iraq

They kind of generally stay in their country except for the ones that are not Arab like Kurdish people or Assyrians, right? Yes

Yeah, the country is known for having the heaviest population of Shia[s] in the Arab world in the Arab world.

I would say that most Arabs we we don't have a whole lot of intake from that country, which is very unfortunate.

They know Iraq. It's not a small country, but and meet a recent controversy

just kind of like it's just like that's all they're known for I guess you could kind of say Iraq is kind of like the

goth kid of the Arab world

(it's very accurate depiction)

Jordan the one everybody kind of wants to be friends with right? Yeah. Yeah pretty much every Arab country can be friends with them.

They're kind of like the Wisconsin of the Arab world. So when it comes to Jordan and Lebanon, there is no way earth

You're gonna be able to differentiate between the different dialects.

Both countries would be kind of offended when you say this because they tell you. Oh, no, we do not sound the same.

It's like when you say the Australians and the New Zealand Kiwis sound the same they would be like no we don't we don't.

(yeah)

*Kuwait* they kind of went on like a bad blind-date with Iraq and they just really don't want to talk about it anymore.

So Kuwait is kind of like the rich older sister who is part of like a very exclusive

Country Club really hard to be a Kuwaiti citizen.

Even if you're born there and even if you are born it only applies if your dad is Kuwaiti.

And then you have 20 years to be staying in the country

And I guess yeah, you have to prove that you've rendered service and what else you have to speak Arabic?

Muslim most likely Muslim it would be that.

Fancy-schmancy Country Club and Bel Air, exclusive Country Club of the Arab world very much. Yeah, next one Lebanon

P A R T Y !

Lebanon is the party capital of the Arab world.

it really is!

Yes, they are the most religiously diverse nation in all of the Arab world!

There's like 18 recognized religious communities and their government system even requires leaders from each community to represent them.

I'm not trying to be offensive but Lebanese people I've met so many Lebanese people and they are delightful.

But they have a little bit of 'tude -

- attitude

yes, they do.

(laughing)

They provide some of the finest most prolific singers of any Arabic country. Arabic, French, English

It's all mixed up. baba ganoush

Fatuous

Lebneh. Oh my gosh that Manakish stuff Manakish Manakish Yes. Oh my god I love that,it's like Arab pizza. Okay, here's a funny fact

I have yet to see on ask it from one to ten a seven Lebanese person

I have not they're all nines intensity, but they're just really really attractive. Good-looking people *Libya*. Yeah

As mentioned in the episode the only Arab that kind of speaks Italian-ish because they were under the Italians at one point

So, I don't know

I mean, what do you think about Libyan people really kind really understanding they love to laugh and leave it or not

Just much like a difference. They like to learn the Egyptian dialect. Some of them actually nailed it and they're just good people

It's just unfortunate kind of like Iraq just unfortunate circumstances have kind of put this title on them that didn't ask for but correct, *Mauritania*

It's not talked about too much either. They aren't a super popular one

But one thing that they're known for is that they take Islam very seriously, they're pretty conservative

They are deemed also to be one of the most countries that would be memorizing like the whole qur'an

I have huge fortune Quran memorizers and Islamic poets as well intellectuals that live in the sparsely populated

Sandy areas with lots of wind. That's probably how they get inspired to write poetry. I don't know.

You know that that, Shaolin monk just sitting on the rocking chair and just

Writing. That's that's really what Mauritania is, the quiet monk sitting alone in the desert.

Morocco

This is the most Berber or Amazigh influenced country in the entire Arab world. The're Arabic, even if you're a native speaker

It's very very hard to understand. They have the weirdest accents, right?

Incredibly strong. It's kind of like what Chile is to the Spanish? Correct? Yeah, that's dead-on. I mean they are considered an Arabic country, but

.....Are they reeeeaally?...

So Mohab, if the Arab world was a family. How would you kind of place Morocco?

Comfortable. Financially Comfortable uncle. Stands up at dinner and he gives that big speech you couldn't really understand what he was talking about

He's like the guy that showed up. He's like hey

*Are you arlight Barbie?*

Oh, ok.

Oh, Cheers, Cheers! Cheer, oh yeah

*Oman. So when you say Oman, "Om" is actually mother in Arabic

It's like the the old mother or the old grandma was really really wise and really likes to keep things traditional

Not just culture and family

the grandma of the Arab world

Correct

I would say it could be easily the friendliest or the second(friendliest). No heat, no fights, nothing.

Yeah, Oman is kind of untouchable. Arab countries don't want to go in and like cause any trouble. When you go there

It's kind of like a travel back in time like that people's memory of the cities

They still wear the same clothing from like hundreds of years ago, correct?

I would say, if it ain't broken, why fix it? Yeah, Oman, don't don't fix it.

It doesn't need to be fixed.

Palestine

Oh boy, that's a little confusing because they are still considered part of the Arab League

But in terms of actual real legislation, it's kind of like in a limbo stage. So it's weird

Yeah, it's kind of a lot of Palestinians have told me that like a lot of Arab countries can stand in solidarity with Palestine

But they're kind of careful not to invest too much into it

cause two things they kind of want to keep Palestine as that poster child. People do not have the resources with the time to just

Get out of their own homes and go somewhere else to mind someone else's problem. You can't use my washer/dryer unless I actually finish it

Otherwise in terms of Palestinian culture and everything. I was told they invented kunafe.

I don't know. I don't know Mohab, when you meet a Palestinian person, what do you think? How did you get here?

I'm not even joking. They have travel documents, but they don't have passports because it's not a state

So you mean if you just think okay, there must be a story every single time

You meet a Palestinian outside of Palestine more often than not when they leave the just immediately seek asylum

Qatar

When I say Qatar, what are some things that immediately pop in your head? I'm not talking about the people

I am not talking about the people immediately

The two topics the two huge topics that come to mind would be the Muslim Brotherhood and al Jazeera Network

I don't know what happened over the past few years