Jack: no... I... hate myself

Felix: I wanted to join. I'm like no, I can't.

*Laughter*

Pewds: Intro completed.

Pewds: Welcome Back!

Pewds: Wow!! We traveled so far!!

Jack: What are we doing?

Felix: We are...

Jack: I climb mountain now,

Felix: Oh, climb mountain, very epic.

Jack: I'm going up here to see what the hell is up here.

Felix: Heck HECK

Felix: Thank you

SWORE! SWORE!

Felix: Now I have 2 fight you on top of mountain,

to show Susan I am not actually bad.

*Laughter*

Jack: Susan, look I play Minecraft now.

I'm nice.

Felix: She's like, "I give you good ads,"

"don't worry."

Jack: She's like, "I put you on trending."

Jack: "Please play more."

Felix: Every day.

*gasp* ALPACAS

I'll get the left one.

Jack: Are those Wild Alpacas?

Felix: They're wild! Epicly!

Jack: Oh my- *laughter*

Felix: *hh HAAHH*

Jack: I want one!

We don't have any saddles.

Felix: Aw *fkaaa*

*Kqqq*

Felix: Maybe we can ask them for em'.

Jack: are you spitting like the alpacas? *chuckles*

Felix: no-*laugh*

*gasp* BEHBEH

Pewds: Behbeh alpaca.

Jack: TWO behbehs!

Pewds: Ok, how bout this, we put them in a hole,

so we can just grab em' later.

*alpaca noise*

Jack: ok *laughing*

J: that's..horrible. P: I think this one likes me.

Pewds: Holybull?

Jack: Hey- go in the hole! No- stop climbing!

Pewds: is yours in a hole yet bruh?

Jack: NO-

J: Oh I hit one.

Pewds: Min-mine is in the hole.

Jack: AHH THEY'RE SPITTING AT ME

Pewds: ahh they're spitting on you Jack!

Jack: I'm sorry.

Pewds: Stop spitting on Jack! He's innocent!

Jack: I don't have a shovel.

Jack: Did you put one in a hole?

Pewds: Yeah of course.

Jack: Oh, you're on you're on this now. that's easier. Yes.

Pewds: Stay in the hole! x2

J: You don't need a dad. P: We're your new papi.

P: AY! J: sorry

Jack: Oh come on! It's not fast enough at digging!

Use your tiny hands!

P: Why- it's too fast. He can't be stopped.

J: There we go. There we go. Push him in-- push him in. Go in.

P: Oh my god. You pushed him out.

J: I did not. I did nawwt. (The Room reference)

P: I think they will despawn, just so we're clear that-

Jack: No, no, this is gonna work. Perfect

Pewds: Stay in the hole. We'll find you guys.

Jack: It's because we care.

Pewds: I put a lid just to make sure it's safe.

Jack: Okay, and I give sacrifice.

Pewds: To Water Sheep?

Jack: No, to Golden Alpaca.

P: My inventory is full!

It's a mess.

J: Really? I have like 5 things.

P: Can I give you some? J: Yeah, please P: here's a gold nugget.

J: Where did you get all this? P: And wheat seeds... Redstone

J: Can you give me food? That would be great. Aaawesome...

*chuckles* That'll be so cool if you- -I'm so sick- Alright I have food.

*Jack Laughs* -and mutton.

God Lord, you're like a McDonald's.

I'll take it.

McDonalds has mutton apparently. I want a pet dolphin in my game. -God me too!

-Why can you not? -Bullcrap. J: I don't know.

I trapped one before- - P: *Gasp* Flower biome! -Is that special?

-No, never mind, it's not it's regular. -Cause I have a flower.

Island in my game. Is that special? Am I special? -Yeah. Yeah you're special.

J: OHHH MYY GODDDD!!!

P: Did we just emigrate to new world because I feel like that's what we did. Even though it's equally bad.

J: Pretty much. We left Scandinavia. We need new accents.

Felix: ehh

J:I kill you with diamond pickaxe! P:[Russian accent] We went to Russia. It is very epic.

-"Riasha". -"Riasha".

J: Oh my god kill skeleton skeleton too scary. I don't like him P: Skeleton too bony.

P: Everyone my family because we don't feed. J: Okay. No go back. This is way worse.

*Laughing*

F go back.

Sheep!! Sheep!

Wait, why is it long string in the sky? What is that? Oh, it hasn't loaded yet. -Wow, look at that epic mountain!

It looked really cool, dude. I don't like this. Do you like this?

No, I don't like anything of what we're doing. *laughs* We're not doing anything.

I'm trying to figure out. Oh, let's go to spruce place. I like the Spruce place.

We could have had like seven storey house by now. -Witch!

P: Kill the witch!

P: OH Help me please. J: They'll put a spell on you. I don't even know where you are.

Please help.

I'm about to die.

I heard that. Please help. I'm coming. Please help.

My sword went out. -I only have is a pickaxe. -Wait I have an axe.

I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. -No

I'm dead I'm gonna die. I'm serious. You're not! I have one health.

You're not gonna die. The witch is dead. -We need to sleep

Otherwise, we won't respawn. -SLEEP.

Oh my god, you have arrows everywhere.

Oh my god! I'm about to die.

I saved you though! You did bro. Thanks, bro. No problem bro. Three hours too late.

Cringe. (three hours later.) Okay, we should sleep- (Enderman!)

J: Oh God, there's creepers(aw man) everywhere.

P: Umm... Okay, wait.

I don't- should we go back? What do we do? (I don't know keep pushing forward.) Okay, let's go to the spruce.

Okay, I'm there. I have diamond pickaxe. I really don't want to lose this. -we have to kill sheep if you see.

J: OH OH OH!

We need to sleep Jack. We need to sleep.

I know but we need to-

Oh there's a village here. We can sleep in the village. Hurry. Follow me. (Sweet Oh God wait-) There's wolfies.

Woah- tiny doggos! -Okay, watch out for berries,

they hurt. They sting. They sting like tears from your eyes. -Oh god, you have special technique of jumping?

J: I didn't know that makes you go faster. P: Oh my God, noob.

AAH NO I DIED! GET MY PICKAXE! (NOOO) It's right out side of the door.

NOOOOO WHYYY? -GET MY PICKAXE AND SLEEP!

I got it! get my pickaxe and sleep.

Okay, (Oh God wait where the hell do I respawn, ) I told you bro we were supposed to sleep you died outside.

Oooh no I'm in the original place...

*Dying scream*

Wait, I have to sleep I have to sleep otherwise bad. Wait, do we have to sleep at the same time?

Three two one sleep. There's no beds

I'm sleeping. (There's no beds!!) I'm sleeping. (Ooh, I found diamond.) I can't sleep!

-Wait wait wait, it's not bad- -The whole series is me dying.

I have a diamond bro!

Three diamonds (cool.) Cool! Now sleep. Okay. One second. (That's awesome!)

Sleep is the safest. -So happy for you.

There's no b- *gasp*

There is frickin black panthers bro. You're missing out bro. Okay. Wait, I-

I will sleep in that I will dream of you and maybe that will make you teleport.

What do you think? (I will teleport to you?)

If I if I sleep okay, I'm sleeping. I'm dreaming up Jack.

Dream of Jack. Dream of dream oceans.

Oh look good morning top of morning! Top of morning. Okay - 727

*chuckles*

-2000.

I'll make a boat.

Are you actually gonna walk? No, I'm gonna sail. I'm not walking all of this. I respect,

I respect- there's gold. You need to stop dying.

J: I do need food though.

J: I wanna make bread!

P: Ow.

J: Yeah, I can't make bread.

P: I think this is a cool place. I like this place. J: Yeah, it's awesome. P: Yeah, it's so cool

I mean, I can come back if you want.

Jack you're not gonna believe what I just found (What?) Not one not two,

Seven (Hundred.) potatoes.

J: *Gasp* Oh my god it was so worth it! P: You better come here. You better come here straight away.

J: This is why I made the sacrifice.

J: Um.

P: That's why I thought we could emigrate to new planet. Just like Elon Musk.

J: It's good when you plan it.

P: Yeah, Mars, it's like hey Mars. Hello? Hello Mars. It is me.

J: Hello, it's me.