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  • Green pewdiepie: oh welcomeee baacccckkkk gaaaameerrs!! seh.

  • Jack: no... I... hate myself

  • Felix: I wanted to join. I'm like no, I can't.

  • *Laughter*

  • Pewds: Intro completed.

  • Pewds: Welcome Back!

  • Pewds: Wow!! We traveled so far!!

  • Jack: What are we doing?

  • Felix: We are...

  • Jack: I climb mountain now,

  • Felix: Oh, climb mountain, very epic.

  • Jack: I'm going up here to see what the hell is up here.

  • Felix: Heck HECK

  • Felix: Thank you

  • SWORE! SWORE!

  • Felix: Now I have 2 fight you on top of mountain,

  • to show Susan I am not actually bad.

  • *Laughter*

  • Jack: Susan, look I play Minecraft now.

  • I'm nice.

  • Felix: She's like, "I give you good ads,"

  • "don't worry."

  • Jack: She's like, "I put you on trending."

  • Jack: "Please play more."

  • Felix: Every day.

  • *gasp* ALPACAS

  • I'll get the left one.

  • Jack: Are those Wild Alpacas?

  • Felix: They're wild! Epicly!

  • Jack: Oh my- *laughter*

  • Felix: *hh HAAHH*

  • Jack: I want one!

  • We don't have any saddles.

  • Felix: Aw *fkaaa*

  • *Kqqq*

  • Felix: Maybe we can ask them for em'.

  • Jack: are you spitting like the alpacas? *chuckles*

  • Felix: no-*laugh*

  • *gasp* BEHBEH

  • Pewds: Behbeh alpaca.

  • Jack: TWO behbehs!

  • Pewds: Ok, how bout this, we put them in a hole,

  • so we can just grab em' later.

  • *alpaca noise*

  • Jack: ok *laughing*

  • J: that's..horrible. P: I think this one likes me.

  • Pewds: Holybull?

  • Jack: Hey- go in the hole! No- stop climbing!

  • Pewds: is yours in a hole yet bruh?

  • Jack: NO-

  • J: Oh I hit one.

  • Pewds: Min-mine is in the hole.

  • Jack: AHH THEY'RE SPITTING AT ME

  • Pewds: ahh they're spitting on you Jack!

  • Jack: I'm sorry.

  • Pewds: Stop spitting on Jack! He's innocent!

  • Jack: I don't have a shovel.

  • Jack: Did you put one in a hole?

  • Pewds: Yeah of course.

  • Jack: Oh, you're on you're on this now. that's easier. Yes.

  • Pewds: Stay in the hole! x2

  • J: You don't need a dad. P: We're your new papi.

  • P: AY! J: sorry

  • Jack: Oh come on! It's not fast enough at digging!

  • Use your tiny hands!

  • P: Why- it's too fast. He can't be stopped.

  • J: There we go. There we go. Push him in-- push him in. Go in.

  • P: Oh my god. You pushed him out.

  • J: I did not. I did nawwt. (The Room reference)

  • P: I think they will despawn, just so we're clear that-

  • Jack: No, no, this is gonna work. Perfect

  • Pewds: Stay in the hole. We'll find you guys.

  • Jack: It's because we care.

  • Pewds: I put a lid just to make sure it's safe.

  • Jack: Okay, and I give sacrifice.

  • Pewds: To Water Sheep?

  • Jack: No, to Golden Alpaca.

  • P: My inventory is full!

  • It's a mess.

  • J: Really? I have like 5 things.

  • P: Can I give you some? J: Yeah, please P: here's a gold nugget.

  • J: Where did you get all this? P: And wheat seeds... Redstone

  • J: Can you give me food? That would be great. Aaawesome...

  • *chuckles* That'll be so cool if you- -I'm so sick- Alright I have food.

  • *Jack Laughs* -and mutton.

  • God Lord, you're like a McDonald's.

  • I'll take it.

  • McDonalds has mutton apparently. I want a pet dolphin in my game. -God me too!

  • -Why can you not? -Bullcrap. J: I don't know.

  • I trapped one before- - P: *Gasp* Flower biome! -Is that special?

  • -No, never mind, it's not it's regular. -Cause I have a flower.

  • Island in my game. Is that special? Am I special? -Yeah. Yeah you're special.

  • J: OHHH MYY GODDDD!!!

  • P: Did we just emigrate to new world because I feel like that's what we did. Even though it's equally bad.

  • J: Pretty much. We left Scandinavia. We need new accents.

  • Felix: ehh

  • J:I kill you with diamond pickaxe! P:[Russian accent] We went to Russia. It is very epic.

  • -"Riasha". -"Riasha".

  • J: Oh my god kill skeleton skeleton too scary. I don't like him P: Skeleton too bony.

  • P: Everyone my family because we don't feed. J: Okay. No go back. This is way worse.

  • *Laughing*

  • F go back.

  • Sheep!! Sheep!

  • Wait, why is it long string in the sky? What is that? Oh, it hasn't loaded yet. -Wow, look at that epic mountain!

  • It looked really cool, dude. I don't like this. Do you like this?

  • No, I don't like anything of what we're doing. *laughs* We're not doing anything.

  • I'm trying to figure out. Oh, let's go to spruce place. I like the Spruce place.

  • We could have had like seven storey house by now. -Witch!

  • P: Kill the witch!

  • P: OH Help me please. J: They'll put a spell on you. I don't even know where you are.

  • Please help.

  • I'm about to die.

  • I heard that. Please help. I'm coming. Please help.

  • My sword went out. -I only have is a pickaxe. -Wait I have an axe.

  • I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. -No

  • I'm dead I'm gonna die. I'm serious. You're not! I have one health.

  • You're not gonna die. The witch is dead. -We need to sleep

  • Otherwise, we won't respawn. -SLEEP.

  • Oh my god, you have arrows everywhere.

  • Oh my god! I'm about to die.

  • I saved you though! You did bro. Thanks, bro. No problem bro. Three hours too late.

  • Cringe. (three hours later.) Okay, we should sleep- (Enderman!)

  • J: Oh God, there's creepers(aw man) everywhere.

  • P: Umm... Okay, wait.

  • I don't- should we go back? What do we do? (I don't know keep pushing forward.) Okay, let's go to the spruce.

  • Okay, I'm there. I have diamond pickaxe. I really don't want to lose this. -we have to kill sheep if you see.

  • J: OH OH OH!

  • We need to sleep Jack. We need to sleep.

  • I know but we need to-

  • Oh there's a village here. We can sleep in the village. Hurry. Follow me. (Sweet Oh God wait-) There's wolfies.

  • Woah- tiny doggos! -Okay, watch out for berries,

  • they hurt. They sting. They sting like tears from your eyes. -Oh god, you have special technique of jumping?

  • J: I didn't know that makes you go faster. P: Oh my God, noob.

  • AAH NO I DIED! GET MY PICKAXE! (NOOO) It's right out side of the door.

  • NOOOOO WHYYY? -GET MY PICKAXE AND SLEEP!

  • I got it! get my pickaxe and sleep.

  • Okay, (Oh God wait where the hell do I respawn, ) I told you bro we were supposed to sleep you died outside.

  • Oooh no I'm in the original place...

  • *Dying scream*

  • Wait, I have to sleep I have to sleep otherwise bad. Wait, do we have to sleep at the same time?

  • Three two one sleep. There's no beds

  • I'm sleeping. (There's no beds!!) I'm sleeping. (Ooh, I found diamond.) I can't sleep!

  • -Wait wait wait, it's not bad- -The whole series is me dying.

  • I have a diamond bro!

  • Three diamonds (cool.) Cool! Now sleep. Okay. One second. (That's awesome!)

  • Sleep is the safest. -So happy for you.

  • There's no b- *gasp*

  • There is frickin black panthers bro. You're missing out bro. Okay. Wait, I-

  • I will sleep in that I will dream of you and maybe that will make you teleport.

  • What do you think? (I will teleport to you?)

  • If I if I sleep okay, I'm sleeping. I'm dreaming up Jack.

  • Dream of Jack. Dream of dream oceans.

  • Oh look good morning top of morning! Top of morning. Okay - 727

  • *chuckles*

  • -2000.

  • I'll make a boat.

  • Are you actually gonna walk? No, I'm gonna sail. I'm not walking all of this. I respect,

  • I respect- there's gold. You need to stop dying.

  • J: I do need food though.

  • J: I wanna make bread!

  • P: Ow.

  • J: Yeah, I can't make bread.

  • P: I think this is a cool place. I like this place. J: Yeah, it's awesome. P: Yeah, it's so cool

  • I mean, I can come back if you want.

  • Jack you're not gonna believe what I just found (What?) Not one not two,

  • Seven (Hundred.) potatoes.

  • J: *Gasp* Oh my god it was so worth it! P: You better come here. You better come here straight away.

  • J: This is why I made the sacrifice.

  • J: Um.

  • P: That's why I thought we could emigrate to new planet. Just like Elon Musk.

  • J: It's good when you plan it.

  • P: Yeah, Mars, it's like hey Mars. Hello? Hello Mars. It is me.

  • J: Hello, it's me.

  • P: Hello it is me, Elon Musk. Hello.

  • J: Elon Merusk.

  • P: Elon Merusk. *Laughing*

  • J: Elon Meursk a bloo bloo.

  • J: Okay, wait, what's your coordinates?

  • P: Oh I see okay.

  • -729

  • J: It's not THAT far.

  • P: No, no, it isn't.

  • J: I've gone further.

  • Maybe I'll just go through the nether and dying lava five times again. P: Oh my god.

  • See it's funny because I could joke about it now.

  • *Laughing*

  • Not that it hasn't happened.

  • J: I did the exact same thing in my own playthrough again.

  • Whoa, there's armor racks..

  • I went into the nether and forgot.

  • Sorry, tell me.

  • J: I went into the nether and forgot flint and steel so I had to use a ghast. -No!

  • And then he disrupted the lava and I died.

  • P: Oh my god.

  • J: I have a problem.

  • Jack, you keep dying!

  • I know! I'm horrible!

  • You're gonna love this. I built like one two, three, four, five. Six houses.

  • Wow. Yeah. It's great.

  • Built or stole?

  • Does it matter?

  • Stealing them is better.

  • Okay, stole. I stole.

  • Awesome.

  • I love stealing people's houses jumping in stealing all their stuff sleeping in their beds.

  • I like how I was so amazed by our place the first time and then I was like, oh, but there's nothing else here...

  • I like the spruce area though. It reminds me of the fjords.

  • J: The fjords back in Bjork?

  • P: Yah, you're kirik

  • They say they say you Bjerke enough time. You become a Bjerke.

  • J: Say once you Bjork you never go.

  • P: Yeah.

  • The way you speak, Jack, the words..

  • Reminds you of the motherland?

  • P: Reminds me of my mother.

  • Aw, that's nice.

  • My mother's land.

  • I'll make sure that...

  • If I ever meet her I'll talk like this to her.

  • [Russian accents]OH! Hello.

  • P: Hello, do you understand?

  • Felix meom?

  • *Laughing*

  • P: Felix mama.

  • J: Okay. It's so good to meet!

  • J: He's big bouncy baby. He's

  • You'll meet her at the wedding.

  • J: Oh, right.

  • I wanna do that.

  • I'm gonna give a speech.

  • P: Skeetch!

  • P: Speech speech. Hello Swedish. I speak like this. So you understand me.

  • J: Water Sheep Water Sheep.

  • *Laughing*

  • Don't even know what half of the stuff from your series is. I haven't watched the episodes. I just keep getting secondhand knowledge from everybody.

  • It's literally just, ah, Water Sheep.

  • J: That still doesn't explain anything you say that like it's a normal thing in the game.

  • P: What do you mean? Sheep sheep.

  • J: Is this a sheep that's in the water?

  • P: Don't make me talk about it. It's too painful.

  • J: Okay, I get it. Sorry.

  • P: You lose enough Water Sheeps. I break any man. I'm not scared of no, man, but that Water Shee p..

  • J: It frightens me.

  • Okay.

  • I'm at 700 700.

  • P: Damn, bro. No, -2000 -700.

  • Oh, yeah - - I love this area. We should fence this city so we can protect and sleep.

  • J: That is what vikings did!

  • P: This is what we do we take their hot babes. Oh my God.

  • So many hot babes here.

  • J: Steal their house.

  • P: That's why old Scandinavian so attractive, we picked out all the good ones.

  • Does that mean we become prettier and prettier as a species? J: Yep.

  • P: But then why you ugly? BRUH.

  • God oh my god can't believe.

  • J: C an't believe he just said that to me.

  • What if I find something like totally epic?

  • P: And I come to you and we make epic. If we find a horse that we tame,

  • then we can give them both armor cuz I have two iron armors.

  • J; For horse? P: For horse, yes for horse.

  • DAAAAMN.

  • Wait, that's not the armor. You were gonna give me is it because you think I'm a horse?

  • I'm trying to make the potatoes into a heart, but it looks like fork.

  • Haha, but understand what I'm trying to do.

  • J: No, I get it. Don't ruin the surprise. Every time an Irishman looks at a potato. It looks like a heart

  • oh. haha

  • Yeah, I I can see that I like how at the start of each episode

  • I complain that we don't get enough done and then I die and I spent the whole episode trying to get back.

  • I kill cow now. Sorry cow. Hungry. I thought you were vegan. Oh

  • They are vegan cows. Oh good. You don't know there are vegan cows? Is this another thing like water sheep? No

  • Actually never I brought up water sheep. Once you talk about water sheep. You never go back you never forget the pain

  • Hey, there's a bunch of sheep around me though that I can kill for vegan beds

  • Because I kind of need the meat as well

  • See why progress in Minecraft when you can just steal other people's progress

  • I make bed and I sleep make bed and sleep. Oh good night world. Okay. Good night. Good night. Sleep sleep

  • I sure hope green boys thinking about me always

  • Where is he? It's almost like he's speaking in my brain, but why he had to die. I'm here

  • Masaka? ha ha ha. Masaka?!

  • I

  • smell potato

  • Is you it's me. It's my deodorant. Oh my god

  • i see him

  • oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • Okay

  • Oh, thank you (on to neh) for you and for me. Iron chestplate... Yeah for you and follow me good d-bag

  • You can take - oooooh

  • Heart potato heart potato and also look soft potatoes. I know you like

  • soft po ta toesssss

  • you're a gud fren.

  • diamond pickaxe

  • Yeah, I don't know how many times I got it

  • It's the gift that keeps on giving thank you the keeper gave it

  • This village is massive, like look, it goes all the way even up here

  • Jeepers, what should we call the village? They all have eye patches. I know they're like blacksmith kitty so cute

  • I think we're in a pirate village pirate blacksmith's a Viking village pirate Viking

  • Not eating the bread that you gave me telling you man, my brain just turns off

  • Just as long as my my crab pick egg is okay

  • Pickaxes go on forever that's really part of our problem right now. We really need you like tame

  • Wolf, we need our dogs foxes here, but we need a leash for them. So sad you can still breathe them. Oh

  • No, they have a baby already the two babies make them more baby. Oh wait, they need to mate with someone else

  • Yeah, it's just a mom with two babies. Ah, dummy mom. Oh look. He's with us now. Oh, if only we had a leash

  • We're two leads. We could have two foxes. Now my god, that'd be so cool

  • Maybe we could build house build a mansion right in the middle of all their houses

  • Yeah on top of all of theirs. Yes, wait, which is who has the biggest house if we build a house on top of

  • Like a two-story house back here I haven't built anything, you know while I'm down this one seems good

  • I'll get some wood at least now, you don't have to worry about dying as well. I always worry about dying in this game

  • Wait, there's no lab around is there hey

  • How about we just use this house right in the middle the hill from what else is out?

  • Yeah, I just build on top of it

  • I like you thinking these are gonna have to go not offense, you know like those now

  • It looks like our house in the middle of the shop shop shop

  • I'm doing some renovations cuz I think it has Marcie blocks all

  • We need to do up the house a little bit. Angry. I agree. Maybe we can add a floor to it

  • Pop up morning cuppa morning disco. Hello. What happens when you ring the bell?

  • We did the old runaway wave creatures attack. You can ring it and they all go into the house. Oh my god, they cool

  • They went to our house

  • Excuse me. Yeah, row when in the same building am I gonna have to commit a murder? Don't do it jack

  • I know it's tempting but you've been for young murder. He has a sweeping edge iron sword for 11 emeralds

  • How many emeralds do before this is so sad, but he have six soft potatoes for one

  • whoa

  • Arthropods, it's four against spiders and son bane of arthropods two and knock-back one for sixteen emeralds

  • Yeah, I never traded with the most type of villager

  • Hello

  • Hey boarding iron Oh gets up here, bro. Hello, you know sit see me, I do. Okay. Oh

  • These blocks are not gonna do they have moss all over them. How did you guys live here with mold?

  • Just go Stan. It was one of those guys Fang

  • Yeah, we definitely improve this place. Absolutely. You're welcome so much. We should be lately. Hey watch this

  • Bounce out of the bed. Yeah, you can. Oh my god. You are babe. Get out get out. We should probably sleep actually

  • Okay, I got this one. There's one downstairs go. Okay go. Oh excuse. I'm here masa guy. Yeah

  • Get out of my house Jack, I don't know how to tell you this. I'm making my own house

  • Haha, I wonder why I want our house come on, let's be lured together. I don't want to steal other people's house

  • We can be the mayors of this town. That's true, and then they'll have to listen to us

  • We ring the bell every morning. We start the morning. We top of the morning to them

  • How about we make like a reverse tower? So it's skinny on the bottom, but Jake antek on the top

  • like my

  • peepee just starts at one block Oh see now the good idea come then then two by two or

  • Yeah, yeah

  • Maybe we should go in the mines then there's a mine there down here. Where's the mine here? Perfect. Oh, oh, oh Gollum

  • Hey, bro, you want to help? Oh my god

  • Trying not to hit you nice. Oh my god, sometimes the moms lag and then they just attack you even though oh, sorry

  • Yeah, that's okay, bro. I see her Enderman possible in

  • Minecraft and they're men in Minecraft. I was so shocked the first time I saw one and then it's like oh they're everywhere

  • Yeah, I had no idea what it was. Yeah

  • Work pillar house for us. That'd be cool. If you can employ them me like Hank

  • Yes, but we're not under contract. We have no Union to protect ourself

  • we have to unionize and

  • Became papers, please all of the sudden

  • Maybe the diamond pickaxe is like your thing like Voldemort like your attachment to life my Horcrux your Horcrux. Yeah

  • Yeah, that's it

  • that's

  • Why you haven't died yet Cuz every time you mention to your diamond pickaxe somewhere last second

  • So what are you doing in your minecraft right now? I redid my entire castle. Oh, it looks awesome

  • Giant Irish flag on top. Oh, you finally got it. Nice. I got a girlfriend for my dog Oh

  • Me too, bro, except boyfriend. It's pretty nice. What's his name Sven's boyfriend

  • So original

  • Give him a name bro. He's not person's boyfriend's

  • Feelings. Yeah why it's such a badge months for pets on YouTube

  • Well, I've got a comeback through minecraft. Uh oh,

  • -Jack in danger noises-

  • I like that. Do you hear that? Yeah, what did you do? I was building stairs

  • So you get in and out of this hole and a creeper came up behind me. Okay?

  • I got a few mats if you want to start building see that's it's just sounded like fortnite

  • all of a sudden again

  • Oh, is that a foreign? I think yeah do the metal mats

  • Whoa, you make excellent entrance entrance to cave thing Wow

  • I can fit a whole bus full of children down here. That's the plan bus full of children go down the hole

  • There's a cover up these holes as long we take their taxes and we put it back into city. We make it good

  • Look everyone nice place. We give back to people, i found bed before anybody else - its mine dibs

  • I

  • feel like they just looked at Squidward more like yeah, that's

  • You know spongebob is in the game right? Have you done an ocean temple yet No, then you'll see spongebob

  • Well, it did make a character based on

  • Slenderman and just called him Enderman. I

  • Like a challenge that's good enough

  • Good job

  • Dude me and fire do not cooperate

  • obviously XD - Blazor

  • Should we do it like this where we build only in the edge out and not like yeah

  • So it's like a reverse pyramid almost

  • That's sick. You just be like, (i honestly dunno)

  • How do we get on it we're gonna have to build some like mega stairs going into the front of it ooh

  • So, how about we like leading from this pathway? We have stairs. Oh, it's

  • Hold up, one second

  • but we can we can change we can make it more Center we Center this and then we have like badass like

  • Imperial steps going all the way

  • Yes, and then we hollow out some of the middle of it and then go up into the middle and inside we'll have a bunch

  • Of parrots and a jukebox and they will be a priority. Yeah

  • Take a little long there

  • I was on board but i just didnt didn't fully grasp the full concept of it. Uh-huh. Yeah. All right

  • I got blue screen again from playing Minecraft. This is the fourth time we could make a piston door

  • We can keep the symmetrical shape of the you can still have an entrance coming from the bottom. Ooh, yeah

  • Like that this became our new mine. I like that build this whole entrance thing. This is just for now

  • This is just to steal rock. I see the other one is ceremonial we borrow from earth

  • Too late

  • Nom nom nom so what if we burn down village?

  • -evilness noises-

  • Build our house. The only thing that will be just to be a temple of fire

  • -more evilness noises-

  • Spit out flames. We brought fire to your village

  • I'm just happy that we're doing something that doesn't involve you dying. That just doesn't involve us talking in a Swedish accent for an hour. Oh

  • -breathing noises-

  • Remember back in the day when I did like the montages, right?

  • Yeah what I was trying to create those moment as much as possible

  • Like I went always having that in mind just because oh yeah got it

  • Okay, if I exaggerate a little extra head then perfect for the mountains later when we completed it

  • Everyone be like how you built that you must have used creative

  • My meatball people say that about my castle it was even saying as well like oh I built it using creative

  • I mean survival because I tripped myself up thinking about creative so much

  • Everyone was gonna be like he did it

  • He said it

  • Exposed drama alert. I want to see this from our other spawn. I'll be able to see it from space

  • Chinese wall and upside and peering me

  • They're having a party might a few yeah we're doing last time. Okay break it up

  • You guys break it up go home actually work. I refers to go polish touch people in a party

  • 2009

  • Their outfits look like Dutchman's I guess so, right

  • mix up touch and

  • Where's the sound of music recording Austria? That's very different. It's the same country

  • It's gonna say maybe we should take out the block at the very bottom. So it's a floating permanent

  • OSE are you holding up the pyramid?

  • Oh my god, it's up of my head jack big brain

  • My brain

  • How do you get in now is how you answer

  • Maybe you could build a water elevator underneath it. See that's what I wanted you to do now

  • It looks like it has it pooping pooping pyramid. No, it's gone now

  • Alright, no more of it. Speak no more of this and then when it's done

  • We steal the bell and we put it on top of her

  • So that we can just burn and we snipe all the villagers

  • What are you gonna keep see pictures of you with peepee? Poo-poo written all over?

  • I feel like I don't even need to watch your series at this point

  • Everyone else will just give me all the information baby. Boom. That's all you need to know

  • See you good was he a good pig it?

  • Sound like you died in the winter fight. No, not really either die PB read a poop

  • No, either die irrelevant or live long enough to play Mike. Oh

  • All this I can't help it if minecraft is legitimately fun

  • I recorded minecraft today, and then we're recording now and then later on another livestream minecraft

  • You got to do it man

  • Getting cobblestone. Are you lost old man? I think he's senile come on follow me. Is he down there?

  • He's down here. But don't worry. I save you. It's too dark. I- You can barely see him

  • *imitates creeper*

  • Get out

  • Where's the entrance?

  • If you're not out in 10 seconds, I kill ya to be to war swore

  • It's always that thing you never know what you're gonna build in Minecraft and then suddenly personally genius stroke of genius

  • I think I have one of your axes by the way. I just realized so good man. Sure

  • He's caring sharing is caring and building is the best part of Minecraft. Oh, yeah. Dude, looks so sick bro.

  • haha surprise second stack

  • Who are you surprising? JACK: myself

  • Hey, has it been windy for you in Brighton? Yeah. Yeah, it's wild

  • I- I got those like rent-a-bike things

  • Uh-huh

  • And I went to the shop in them and then the freaking wind like keeps blowing the bike sideways as I'm going down the street

  • See I was gonna go with the paddleboard and then I looked at the weather and this is like yellow warnings

  • Not that bad and then just a storm hit and I'm like, okay

  • This is the wind stops, I've been waiting

  • Ok, so we have one started in the middle here, oh you should make four

  • Everything has to be symmetrical. Yeah. I like it though. It's very pleasing to the eye. Okay I need more stone

  • Peasants, you're all a bunch of fools

  • Nya hahaha JACK: it's not even finished and he's already a dictator

  • Poor a basket oh glory. There's not even any like

  • Subtlety to it anymore. It's just poor

  • weak

  • Small brain

  • Me big top of Egypt. So how do you get out of the Pyramid?

  • And how do you get in? That's something we figure out later you build the pyramid first PEWDS: jump the trees!

  • Hello, did they- did they invent how to extinguish fire first before inventing fire? I don't think so

  • Alright, I never thought of that you're just blowing my mind, right now. Yeah, probably the demise of humanity

  • it's the fact that we always invent stuff before we figure out how to

  • Put it out. Yeah, the safety measure comes second. Yeah destroy first

  • Rebuild second. I'm a fool jump to trees stay with the peasants. Oh, I saw you jump that was epic

  • Dude, they're having a pool party stop

  • Stop go back to work. Stop break it up back to work build our Tower

  • Yeah, help build the tower. The tower build. Our tower as an affront to God

  • I feel like we have to take down one of their houses? It would look better- it looks better without their houses

  • I'm gonna destroy the ones around the tower. Should we blow it up? Do we still have that TNT? Ah no, it's in the base

  • Remember you used it to try and kill me?

  • What you never played tuber simulator? That never happened, come on bro

  • Oh, no the Golem stood in the fire, what are you doing? Idiot. What happened? He stood in the campfire and almost died.

  • And then he's walking away like 'oh, that hurt'

  • I feel bad now. I guess I leave.

  • Do they heal themselves or I don't know this- it looks pretty cool

  • But I think I should double up the stairs or triple it. The excessiveness is happening

  • But you spent a long time building your house yesterday. Yeah, you get that a trip like I have to finish this no matter what?

  • Matter you put something in one place. It's like I wonder what that look better. It's like oh my god, it looks way better

  • I have to change it all now

  • Yeah, that's what I'm doing that I feel like

  • Doing bro. It has to be done, bro. See that looks better

  • Oh, how should we lit it we got to make sure we lit it symmetrically as well for now

  • I'll just put stuff in the corner. Oh that yeah, that's one in each corner onions level

  • Mm-hmm. Yeah good. You think both Smith will be in this rewind he's in the new rewind

  • Yeah

  • Yeah, this is him reacting to him going. Yeah, yeah

  • That would actually be pretty good double. Yeah. Good self awareness on YouTube spurt

  • Maybe we should put beds in the ground outside of it

  • So we jumped YouTube is watching right now what write that down write that down write that down?

  • Sorry what we think I'm saying we should jump off the tower into beds. Oh, oh

  • Yeah, we can do that. Oh

  • They're shooting how they killed our Angolan today. Yeah

  • Means I can grab his iron that probably means we sleep sleep sleep. I'm going to make it I have to make it

  • to this house

  • We still have to figure out how to get in. That's tomorrow's problem

  • Tomorrow's prob tomorrow's Shawn and Felix today is just big brain ideas

  • Yeah, we invented before we figure out the countermeasure exactly to err is human and also arrogance and all other bad traits

  • Do you think a dog has ego? No, just human

  • I just realize this is gonna sound very big brain the more we build then more we need

  • Where are you you must have so much yes, but yet the more we build every layer requires

  • However, a number of mass of block more. Yeah, could I have some because I don't have any

  • Thank you. I worked hard for this. All right. All right. I respect it

  • Just let me just I want you to know I respect you dizzy. Boom. Do we not have enough?

  • I

  • Don't need to regret it now dude, we should put a campfire in the middle and smoke will come out of it

  • It looks so good. How do you make a campfire? I keep forgetting you need like there's one on the ground

  • Just steal that one

  • Yeah, but it it becomes charcoal and when you take it, oh, you need cam tax you need a flint in the middle

  • So oh, it's his coal. Oh cool Oh

  • To the mines. It's called right there next to it to the left rock wall with tons of coal in it

  • Oh my god, I could just jump to this area up here now and jump to tree break my ankles

  • Morning

  • Jack, I always die in this game

  • Okay, so if I put the campfire you heat? Yeah, I just love how this thing is in every shot of anything. I'm doing

  • Gigantic it's beautiful. We should name it to Burt our to bird tower

  • Wait, does the smoke actually come out?

  • I don't know.. Is it?

  • I can't see the top from down here.

  • No, oh it is!

  • That's so cute.

  • *laugh* Little poof!

  • Little poofies! Poof, poof!

  • Oh, why is there a hole here?

  • Oh! More poofies!

  • *indistinguishable jack words*

  • Oh! Lot of poofy!

  • Ohhhhh yeah, look at this jack.

  • Oh yeah! That awesome! *Cough, Cough, Cough*

  • Smoking kills, Felix!

  • That’s what I want, that's what I want. Smoking kills the youtuber.

  • Just don't jump down in the hole. Don't jump the hole?. Oh, yeah, we'd die if we jumped that.

  • Wait, wait, what if we uh-

  • *Felix groans*

  • Smoke signals! Oh!

  • Yes!

  • Okay gamers, minecraft is the best game

  • I got this game check out Porter for next bye gamers bye gamers

  • remember pyramid

  • Remember pyramid think of it when you sleep at night the power of the pyramid

  • (awkward) WHAT?!

  • You haven't tried Tuber Simulator? Seriously?

  • *bark*

  • After 50 million outros?

  • *Maya barks*

  • Maya! shh

  • *bark*

  • Maya! (laughs) God damn it

  • Maya? Come here (continual barking)

  • Dow-just downl- it's still relevant

  • just download it

  • *outro music plays, download tuber simulator right now*

  • Maya: bork

  • Also Maya: bork

Green pewdiepie: oh welcomeee baacccckkkk gaaaameerrs!! seh.

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