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  • Susie Dent.

  • Books are the perfect gift for anyone that likes reading.

  • Amazons returns policy Susie, I hear you might be doing a tour this year.

  • What is the Susie Dent tour?

  • What will involve, well, seems like a Jimmy Carter, but it's about £20 cheaper going.

  • So you're on tour.

  • Go on, tell me.

  • Well, thank you.

  • I just talked for an hour and then I will answer people's queries.

  • So what?

  • What's the most common question you get?

  • Asked them benefits that I have enough this twice this year, Always a, which is quite a common question.

  • And that is one of them was quite nozzoli lady.

  • And she said, What's the G stand for in G spot?

  • It sounds like a guy calling this a gray from bag.

  • Who is the lucky guy who found it You've written a book about?

  • There's a woman called Beverly Whipple who actually discovered it and didn't want it named after her.

  • It was gonna be called Whipple's tickle, and she didn't She didn't want her name used on, and there's no part of the vagina that's named after a person that isn't named after a man with Paul.

  • So much, but I've got another good vagina.

  • Fact.

  • Yeah, Theo.

  • Gee, sport isn't actually a real thing, but the literacy is like 10 centimetres long.

  • Wow.

  • Okay, it isn't true.

  • It was originally called the Cleta.

  • Chris.

  • I'm going crazy.

  • I was actually in love sex with you, Okay?

  • Only charge of the numbers.

  • It's Rachel Riley.

  • Rachel's clitoris is 10 cents.

  • Ah, a small Penis.

  • Right.

  • So we need to talk.

  • I have one of those even deeper stories, though.

  • Yeah.

  • Word on the streets.

  • Is that wrong?

  • You didn't use your pecker to use 26?

  • Yeah, I didn't.

  • I didn't I didn't lose my virginity till I was 26 years.

  • What?

  • What?

  • We must have been some deeper angry went way.

  • You guys 26 you must be in here, Theo.

  • That's going through my mind is a still of you tell you know she That's me.

  • It's 17.

  • I think you are a fucking fish.

  • Why's it?

  • But you think virginity to you?

  • I think that might be the reason.

  • Just just put out his eyes.

  • They're in there somewhere.

  • But I'm telling you Oh, my God.

  • Wow.

  • It's like sitting across from gather the heart.

  • Really?

  • You guys laying here in a suit?

  • E.

  • I eat my custody standard because I've always been different one of my group because I'm used to shelling us.

  • Just me.

  • You've always been about one in your crap and get away with what you have been dealing with.

  • Not to be the fact that Theo you couldn't be a land mammal.

  • I'm not with that guy.

  • You have to be ocean bound.

  • Or you could go skinny bitch.

  • Really amazing.

  • You should do for the blind, I can tell you this that a few people at all, which is my camera number two?

  • Yeah.

  • Can you keep it?

  • It's wrong.

  • Honestly, let's take it seriously for one minute.

  • This is one of the biggest benders in the world.

  • Put on your television set.

  • Let's get 10 seconds to get us from going.

  • Do you want slightly?

  • Magic is Well, look at this and it's disappeared.

  • Way serious way.

  • I'm freaking people out, Yuri.

  • I'm just gonna change those two.

  • Bank Go now.

  • Everybody, don't place your spoon on your television set.

  • All of us are going to say 123 Don't And your spoons.

  • Your spoons are gonna jump off the TV at home.

  • Okay, but tell the speaker up really loud.

  • Wait a minute.

  • Okay.

  • Way Shout, Go to Rio.

  • Now, if you spoon Did love it, sailed across the room e mail, Jimmy?

  • Yeah, definitely.

  • Male may be done.

  • My left foot is now my right foot.

  • Big skeptical.

  • There will be thousands of people.

  • Email.

  • Jimmy.

  • My God, My spoon jump of the TV sailed across one of those people one day.

  • Might be the wife.

  • Might be the one You?

  • Yeah, it's time for the big fat question on as a salute to the late great Stanley, we've got some very special guests.

  • Help!

  • Ask it, ladies German, please give a big welcome to thought Black widow, Spider Man, Black Panther and the Incredible Hulk.

  • I'm definitely starting to hallucinate.

  • Okay?

  • These guys have all had a massive year of the box office.

  • Half the top 10 grossing movies worldwide had marvel characters in them.

  • But how well do you know them all?

  • All I want you to do is write down their riel name, you know?

  • Okay, Two points for each correct answer.

  • We've got Thor, black widow, Spider Man, Black Panther and the incredible Hawker One.

  • They're really Yes, Superman is Clark Kent yet?

  • I have a chat with hope.

  • No, you can't have a chat with him.

  • Can't talk.

  • Look at him.

  • Try and stand up for your boobs.

  • Make him giggle Russian if you got a mascot.

  • Yes, I do have a mascot.

  • I've got pizza.

  • Is your master Yes, my mask.

  • What you make of that?

  • No, I'm not knocking on this show.

  • I put on my mask locked inside.

  • Just brought in comfort food to get me for it growing I put in the cake.

  • Another part of my mascot way See how far you get through the pizza and the cake during the show?

  • Finished?

  • I like the way down now.

  • No, eat It comes.

  • Yeah, me What about you?

  • You you you got you got You got the baby's All right, Chairman, How many kids you go?

  • None.

  • You firing blanks cause them shots?

  • Because you hold your shot like a bony for 26 years And you kept got no bomb.

  • You did not make 27 bucks.

  • Get your Children.

  • You think not make might be the secret.

  • You know, Magnum union at least you might have to take a course of, like, Magnum for six months.

  • Magnum, the ice cream we're talking about, Magnum I drink would pull us.

  • There's a drink called Magnum in it.

  • It's like a wind tonic in it.

  • So they say like it, please.

  • You're a wine tonic.

  • Yeah.

  • Can we get some?

  • You get someone in here has definitely smuggled something thing.

  • Someone get this guy back, not drinking.

  • Fucking not make awesome, Magnum bitches.

  • Well, your magnum.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • It doesn't work the same on girls.

  • Think it doesn't have the same effect.

  • I like it.

  • But it's medicine, right?

  • That one here just gave you another 50 million Flaming Soldiers TV show.

  • And someone has just handed me a brown bottle with the label removed.

  • I'm frightened.

  • It's like cough medicine.

  • But something strange is happening downstairs.

  • That's just something very new is happening.

  • T bag's coming back.

  • You know anything about being a grown up?

  • Thanks.

  • Once you you able to afford stuff, you get a letter in the post.

  • It says no.

  • Let's run the post.

  • I don't knock on the fucking door.

  • Best way to reduce stress.

  • Best way to reduce stress.

  • Pay your taxes.

  • I must just say this in case the taxman is watching.

  • Hello, I'm Jimmy.

  • Well, of course is always being volunteered for something.

  • Oh, you know when you saw you come down and this is going Okay, tell Mom to the airport, aren't you?

  • Oh, she's there with a code word on a possible trip down the young 25.