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Oneofusrantomyseat.
Theystartedthemovie, putmymymyphoneinmypocket, and I'm sittingtherewatchingit, and I'm like, fiveminutesinandmyphoneisblowingup, justlikeandeveryoneandtheirmotherwastextingmefromallovertheworldtotellmethatmyphonewasonand I waslivebroadcastingthemovie.
Ofcourse I'm a gentleman, so I don't checkmyphone s.
Sofinally, theysent a ladydownandsheonLikewhat?
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Andshe's like, getphone.
Yourphoneison.
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If I holdout, I, uh I get a callfromKevinfaggyOh, thebigballloss.
He's like, Whatareyoudoing, man?
I said, Kevin, itwasanaccident.
I sweartoGod.
TheytoldmetousetheFacebooklive.
I don't knowhowtouseitislikeyoucan't dothisstuff.
I waslike, No, no, you'reright, sir.
Yeah, rightonthenextday, I showeduptodopress, and I'm I'm I'm hurting.
I can't lookanyoneintheeyes, and I walkovertohimtosaysorry.
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