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  • Well, hello.

  • I'm Tyra Banks.

  • And this is what would tyrant, huh?

  • This'd from all the boys I've loved before?

  • Where Peter is asking for a fake relationship with Lauren.

  • What would have way let people think that we were actually together?

  • You know what I would say?

  • Sure, Peter.

  • As long as you fake, take me out to dinner to Red Lobster.

  • For some all you can eat shrimp every day for a month, and then you give me fake kisses because your finest hell every day for a month.

  • And then we have a deal.

  • This'll is a scene from the famous bridesmaids where Kristen Weeks character is all like, Oh, my God, I'm on a plane and I'm so scared.

  • So she takes a Xanax and she has a shot at something, and she comes from coach to first class to talk to her homies.

  • Just stop it right there.

  • She touched a black girl's hair.

  • That's just a no, no.

  • Do you understand?

  • You don't touch a black woman's hair for many reasons.

  • First of all, we're not a science project.

  • Second of all, we're not a petting zoo.

  • Third of all, some of us have tracks in wigs and wiggle weaves to know what that is.

  • That's like a wig and a weave.

  • So you just don't do that.

  • I don't care how drunk you are.

  • I don't care how scared you are, and I don't care about the rest of this scene.

  • We could move on.

  • So this is Lindsay Lohan, my girl.

  • What's up?

  • And she's in Ming Girls.

  • And she came to the Halloween party looking like a really Halloween party.

  • All the other girls came looking like a H to the O.

  • Hello.

  • What would I do?

  • I would walk up to these little girls and say I have two photos in my hands and the name that I do not call must immediately return to your Halloween haunt house, pack your bags and go home.

  • I would pull the photo out, and it would be neither of these bitches.

  • Okay, They would both have to pack because these bitches invited me and told me to wear a costume but did not give the small print.

  • So both of which has got a go sort of friends.

  • And Ross is about to marry Emily.

  • However, we all know that he's in love with Rachel, and he makes this mistake.

  • Take thee, Emily.

  • Take thee, Rachel.

  • Oh, my God.

  • First of all, if I was Emily, I would get butt naked immediately.

  • And I would then pull Rachel up and make her get butt naked.

  • And then I put my wedding dress in my little cheap ass tiara on her and say, You know what?

  • You could have him.

  • Priest, Proceed.

  • Right?

  • Is that what you would do?

  • Thing is an episode of America's next Top Model where my model Alexandra falls down.

  • But when I do, if I were her well, I would make it like it was on purpose.

  • So I fall down those stairs and get up, then walk three paces and then fall down in front of the editor.

  • Get up.

  • That was a hot mess.

  • Then I take a couple of paces and fall again.

  • Get up fiercely to understand Things happen in threes, darling.

  • And so I just make it like it was on purpose.

  • And then I get to the end of the runway and just, like, fall off the end pop up famous scene in life size where Lindsay Lohan's character first wakes up Thio.

  • I do Lindsay Lohan and this strange woman woke up in the bed with me.

  • I'd say This is so amazing.

  • We need to make a sequel.

  • I think this is the famous nobleman boy and Wal Mart.

  • If I was there, I would take him on my back.

  • I'd say Help on tight eyes back.

  • We are going to runway, walk and yodel ay hee hoo all the way through these aisles, through the light bulbs through the ham hocks through the Twinkies.

  • You're late.

  • Who we are so fast.

  • Yes, child, he would be America's next top Fiordland, baby, Whatever.

  • I don't know.

  • E.

  • So here's the scene in Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee.

  • Curtis is freaky Friday, where Jamie Lee Curtis wakes up and her daughter, Lindsay Lohan's little 10 year old 12 year old brain, is up in her head.

  • I'd be like, Teach me how to use Snapshot.

  • Teach me how to use Snapchat because I don't know what the hell is going on.

  • Well, that concludes what Tyra Banks do now.

Well, hello.

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