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  • Hey, Welcome back, gamers to mind.

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  • Welcome back to Europe.

  • It rains all the time.

  • It rains.

  • This is what life is like.

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  • Let's go immediately.

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  • I found him.

  • It was hidden in the desert for you being a little desert scamp.

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  • What do you know?

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  • You're a schmuck.

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  • You have to learn how to be cool.

  • Be cool Like my e.

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  • Miraculous!

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  • How do you know this?

  • This thing I notice the giant pit of spider webs is gone.

  • I don't know.

  • There's nothing.

  • I haven't done anything.

  • Jack.

  • What did you not think?

  • Nothing.

  • Nothing.

  • Let me just cook my potatoes in peace.

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  • Under trees, trees.

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  • Warp it, Jake!

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  • Oh God!

  • Bye Bye.

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  • Maya, my dog is!

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  • Like he doesn't know.

  • Don't judge him.

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  • It's kinda creepy because they don't They don't even look left or right to just took frozen in time.

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  • I'm sorry I made You don't mean don't you ever pits my dog off.

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  • In my defense, he went in the hole for, like, two seconds.

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  • I think it's still now.

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  • He's got short e smoke.

  • Why am I spending so much time on this?

  • Because it's going to be awesome.

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  • You know, let people do what they want.

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  • It's not all about your mouth.

  • It's all about your okay.

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  • Hey, because we're gonna head out and do what we hate forgot.

  • Hey, yes, and do what we forgot to do last episode.

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  • I don't know where anything is.

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  • This is where all of you my craft efforts go into You spent so long learning how to Minecraft.

  • And this is what you use it for.

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  • Love me more.

  • I said yes.

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  • Vikings are graduating.

  • Screw chicken.

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  • I had the whole thing in my Siri's.

  • Ray threw away a chicken's eggs and then you found a chicken out of the water Randomly continues.

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  • All my gear is gone.

  • Cool!

  • That's awesome!

  • Oh, my potatoes!

  • All my No, I'm leaving men!

  • I'm God, I'm leaving right away.

  • E, I've been exiles.

  • I can't sleep the snow second bed anymore.

  • Okay, where we go?

  • Well, we should bring our horses Specter so they don't get hurt.

  • Oh, I'm gonna die again, Dude.

  • No, God!

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  • Okay, So money back to shining.

  • Be king.

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  • It's okay.

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  • Otherwise it doesn't count.

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  • Now you need stereo weed.

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  • I'll get you New Year.

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  • It's probably a phone.

  • Man.

  • I have a surprise for you.

  • Not fancy price this time, if you follow me.

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  • So did I.

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  • You wouldn't kill a child, would you?

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  • Okay.

  • Where we going?

  • Epic adventure.

  • So for some reason, I decided to make this room like a hidden room for no reason whatsoever.

  • Whoa.

  • But what you'll find in it's a chair.

  • So take a seat, right that Fix it.

  • Yes.

  • Yes, Jack, I think this is not a chair.

  • Oh, no.

  • You better start doing something or I'm gonna start hitting things.

  • Okay, Jack, we're gonna play God, we're gonna play a game day.

  • The kid be positive outcomes in this game.

  • It could also be very bad.

  • Things happen.

  • What can I get potato if I win?

  • Yes, That's the game.

  • It's potato.

  • You lose the way potato from out of that safe.

  • Wait, Can I have food now?

  • Because I have 1/2 a heart.

  • Okay, fine.

  • You got one potato for killing you.

  • Take it.

  • That's a great price.

  • I'm gonna ask you some very difficult Minecraft trivia.

  • If you get it right.

  • You get a treat if you get it wrong on.

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  • What are creepers afraid of cats?

  • Very well, Jack.

  • Very well.

  • Doing good so far.

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  • Keep it to us.

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  • It's always Oh, uh, you got it right?

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  • What do you read?

  • Some.

  • Brooke, what happened here?

  • This is like the Three Stooges.

  • I have a feeling our Austin's supposed to survive.

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  • Answer.

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  • Stop Ceiling alone.

  • I'm scared.

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  • What is that queen that's been hit by lightning?

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  • I'm offended at this point.

  • Give me some fire questions.

  • D'oh!

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  • Everyone knows how tall is a gas in blocks.

  • Four blocks, three blocks, one four blocks, Right?

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  • You could take it back into fire.

  • How many people play Minecraft every month?

  • 112 million.

  • A 55 million be six million.

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  • How many blocks in the nether is one block in the real world?

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  • Hard.

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  • What is the rarest?

  • Or in Minecraft the rarest Or what's your calls, Cole?

  • Do you want to hear the options?

  • Yes.

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  • Emerald gold are cold.

  • Gold, gold, Gold.

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  • You e e o, I'll kill you.

  • Can you have my potato?

  • Oh, God.

  • This crazy person is after May.

  • Get back here, you scoundrel!

  • Horses can't sleep.

  • Sleep.

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  • And it's so long to get the red storm up there.

  • And then I burned down half the house by accident, and I was just like God, Then I changed my mind.

  • I'm like, Yeah, this is unfortunate things.

  • There's so many epic potatoes this way.

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  • What potatoes way have next to do sleep?

  • Sleeps the gate agent?

  • Oh, she's, um but But you see this high?

  • Yeah.

  • No, you're dying.

  • No, I prefer ice.

  • I eat ice my eyes.

  • Now it's cool.

  • You eat those more, like, mind cracked.

  • I think the end of dragons just gonna kill himself at this point is taking this.

  • Okay, once that was the next thing.

  • Should we guess we never kill in the end, German?

  • Because, like, find the Fort Rice And we also need yeah, magma.

  • When he tells you to head there.

  • I think it's time to go to another and try and find another castle.

  • That's true.

  • We haven't done that yet.

  • Yeah, sure, bring some cobblestone with us.

  • Yeah, do that.

  • Was your dog doing?

  • I'm worried about your dog.

  • My dogs holding it in.

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  • Hello!

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  • Let me show you something.

  • Are you showing me?

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  • Don't go there!

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  • I didn't see anything.

  • I didn't see what was down there in the chest.

  • You'd think he wouldn't go on any more.

  • As soon as I see a trapdoor like treasure that they got no peeking.

  • I'm trying to make a person.

  • But I think this is literally me trying to use Redstone.

  • My cat is on left his work a little.

  • A little.

  • A little What did you change?

  • And then Now stand in front of me.

  • Oh, Ah, no.

  • You break it.

  • Okay?

  • You It's messing with the trapdoor as well.

  • Are you ready?

  • Yeah, way.

  • All right.

  • We should go to another.

  • Okay.

  • By the way, where will we end up?

  • Nobody knows.

  • You're pretty.

  • It was in hand because it's not like you actually went through the medic.

  • Okay, so this is our actual name, because I fixed it basically before you remember, he used to take us back.

  • All right, But I haven't explored in the big brain on you Big brain on me, thanks to YouTube comments for once.

  • What's the trick?

  • Thio finding fortresses go straight until you find one or or we go in opposite direction.

  • Who that might work.

  • Double double whammy, right?

  • Which way are we facing yours?

  • This south of mine's north.

  • Okay, bye bye.

  • First find guess one swore out of this war jar.

  • Well, I'll see you in lava resting lava.

  • I think you're supposed to go, like, 100 blocks north or south.

  • And if you don't find one, then go east or west Is that it's like the best way of covering the most ground.

  • Ah, 100 blocks.

  • OK, I'm up for challenges.

  • You want to go, bro?

  • Who could survive in the nether for 24 hours?

  • If I can use this war?

  • That's a lot.

  • That is a lot of power.

  • Cut the episode off before you say it.

  • This is the kind of stuff like I like I like this just digging.

  • I'm a gold digger.

  • All right, well, but, uh, I found one.

  • That's my line, dude.

  • I'm the one who gets killed by lab rats.

  • Yeah, exactly.

  • Yours is a minuses I love.

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  • Just seconds.

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  • This is an hour portal.

  • I found another nether port.

  • What?

  • Did you find anything else?

  • Private?

  • That reporter?

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  • What did you do?

  • Nothing.

  • What did Ugo?

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  • Oh, God, Just gas tunnel.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This is our old portal bridge.

  • Damn!

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  • I feel like I'm ending areas that we've been too.

  • We haven't.

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  • No, I the gas like came Lo and I was almost able to hit it with my sword.

  • Flew away like a coward like the trash is, Unless he flicked it bit me.

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  • Are you telling me that the dog back in our world is a fake?

  • But Oh, God.

  • Oh, it's instead so sad.

  • Okay, people in the Commons, like maybe your dog went to the nether.

  • Oh, you know, I found him.

  • He just hiding your poor dog.

  • You got replaced by a phony.

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  • I don't know why I'm terrorizing this poor dog.

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  • I respect Tatum and Stinky Biggers.

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  • I think this mean I can kill your dog.

  • Correct?

  • You tried to kill my dog over Eddie?

  • No, my dog is the only one who can smoke properly.

  • We have to build grave for Maya.

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  • Yes, on the solution.

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  • I didn't mean to You left him there and then I really that is there forever.

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  • It was like an eight of spent to me.

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  • I did not know my hea for very long, but in heart I miss him already.

  • I I stand here now.

  • I cannot.

  • You're pisses me waiting for bees Update.

  • You deserve 1000 bees upon you for what you did.

  • I'm so sorry.

  • I will have to whip you.

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  • It makes a sad Irish noises now, Huh Said, put it What?

  • I deserved that.

  • Where were you the day it happened?

  • I was here.

There's one bell on that side and there's one balanced way rush up and we ding ding ding.

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