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  • God.

  • It's caresses, Miss, uh, giving myself a headache.

  • Okay, here's the thing, guys.

  • I love Christmas.

  • Okay, Christmas.

  • You could be kind of a Grinch Sometimes.

  • You don't even know about Christmas traditions.

  • I know about baby Jesus.

  • I know he did magic.

  • Here's the thing.

  • I love Christmas.

  • I love the idea of it.

  • I love Christmas movies and music, but actual Christmas I don't really care about I don't really celebrate it.

  • And I don't really have any joy in my heart.

  • But now that I have a child that I hired, I thought I should throw him the best fucking Christmas ever with my boys.

  • So I'm gonna need you guys to help, because I don't understand anything about Christmas.

  • First of all, we have Uncle Drew here.

  • Who's gonna meet his nephew for the first time?

  • Hi.

  • Hi, big guy.

  • So, with your staff, I think you grew a mustache for the video.

  • It looks really good.

  • I thought I was gonna come in and everyone was gonna bust off their chairs laughing.

  • Uncle Drew's gonna meet.

  • Oh, it's Alex's know Christopher.

  • Christopher.

  • I love him.

  • Daddy.

  • Ryland, You love Christmas.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • I grew up loving Christmas.

  • I decorated this whole house.

  • Garet, you're gay.

  • I feel like you love Christmas.

  • I'm a true Christmas boy.

  • Most people know that about me.

  • I have some Christmas activities that looks like what my mom uses to talk to God.

  • Do you want a little teaser?

  • Okay.

  • I mean, I'm on Christmas with my son.

  • What are we doing today?

  • Things we might be doing is going to the mall to visit Santa, cause the kids love.

  • That's an American tradition.

  • No, for so many reasons.

  • Going to just sit on Uncle Drew's lap with that way.

  • Just do it here.

  • We're going to the movies tonight.

  • Starbucks has a gingerbread house.

  • I figured we'd stop making everything a brand deal.

  • Wait to go Caroling who?

  • Wait.

  • I like that because we could, like, surprise my mom and Carol at her house.

  • Oh, we're gonna have a wonderful Christmas evening altogether.

  • And maybe you can end with us giving each other some gifts under the tree.

  • I don't know.

  • Christmas is not about What's it about?

  • Okay, My son's on his way.

  • I'm really, really excited.

  • His mom said he's gonna come on Christmas, eat up I don't know what that means.

  • I hope he looks like an elf.

  • But no, I wanna stay and very nervous because I feel like there's a lot of pressure.

  • I need to make sure he has a good Christmas.

  • This is our first Christmas together, and I just want Alex to know I love him.

  • Christopher, I'll figure out his name by New Year's.

  • She's here.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Get ready.

  • Here.

  • His name is seriously, What does he know about my mustache?

  • Is you're gonna be, like, scared completely by accident.

  • Retweets.

  • Do you wanna wait?

  • I'm gonna put something up to the O only alcohol.

  • Yes.

  • I love you.

  • You from your fake Someone come in.

  • My brief.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • First of all, she's very slow.

  • So me with him this'll I love my son.

  • Buys cheddar.

  • Popcorn stops moving.

  • I'm eating the whole thing.

  • First we have to introduce you to your uncle.

  • So, Uncle Drew, this is a Christopher, and he's my son.

  • You do figure out Q very soft.

  • Oh, very.

  • You know, your Christmas gear.

  • I love my son has no rhythm, just like his daddy.

  • Okay.

  • I love that.

  • My son is in denial.

  • Just like his daddy.

  • All right, let's sit down.

  • So we got us alcohol drinking that later or now.

  • That was like a fake Christmas movie last.

  • It's food.

  • You know, your daddy so well for something like this.

  • To shame from your YouTube son.

  • Because you're bad.

  • You know what?

  • Wear these basalt ballerina song.

  • What made you think of me?

  • Okay, put him on your the game, Dad.

  • All right, Kristen, time for my I didn't buy you anything because that's what I'm gonna do today Way are wanted for you.

  • The best Christmas.

  • We're gonna take you to the mall.

  • We're gonna meet Santa.

  • We're gonna buy you things I'm gonna feed.

  • You were gonna Karol.

  • Taking some for the journey is that when we see Santa today, can you act Santa Thio get my videos monetized again?

  • Thank you.

  • He literally brought the same outfit is me for a picture with Santa?

  • Wait, Chrissy, Baby, I'm gonna explain something to you.

  • So your old mommy is coming over right now to show us her baby.

  • But it's not really It's just for you to use.

  • I was with Mommy before I was with Daddy since I know you.

  • Let's do it.

  • Christmas is about family.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I'm so triggered.

  • That looks so really.

  • This is what our lives could have been high.

  • This is our son.

  • Will your step, mommy?

  • Because I love you.

  • Daddy is refusing yet more modern family hug.

  • Welcome to the modern family.

  • You can't really Do you want to put you together?

  • Sure.

  • Be fun.

  • Ready?

  • No.

  • Careful, buddy.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • 123 E i e like this is going to be Oh, that's I mean, that's what is your new life, dear?

  • Have a new life is while the exact opposite That craziness Super gayness.

  • Awesomeness!

  • I think I love you.

  • Okay, son.

  • Uber's here.

  • We're gonna go see Santa got this fall.

  • You're right.

  • Do you have any, like, fun Christmas traditions that you did in your old family?

  • That you want to incorporate your new family?

  • I was the 1st 1 to open the presents.

  • What was that?

  • A mouth pop?

  • Have you been learning mouth up?

  • Okay, That wasn't I love bonding with games.

  • We're not family time.

  • Double cross street, family music way.

  • All those kids in their plane wait a minute.

  • And that's a workout you're eating.

  • Yeah, that's why I'm a trainer.

  • A mouth trainer was put in together Christmas.

  • I love running my Children's health.

  • Look, it's our uncle.

  • You like fish?

  • That's not Christmas fish mus.

  • Okay, so we're gonna do Santa first.

  • I made an appointment online because I'm a good dad.

  • You contact Santa online that Santa's Twitter and Facebook.

  • He's really Garrett.

  • Wait.

  • See if they have Daddy's book.

  • If they don't have daddy's book, you know what you're gonna do?

  • We're going to go to a different store, something I love the way your brain works.

  • But no, I was gonna say we're gonna talk to them and say, You better get daddy's on.

  • You're gonna do it.

  • You know, this is not daddy, and that's all that matters.

  • The nice lady that's selling book.

  • Shane Dawson just had a question way, Children section.

  • You should get it.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I didn't know you were just gonna get our teeth.