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  • guys.

  • Oh my God.

  • He just finished a podcast with child's gross and it was everything.

  • How did you enjoy it?

  • I loved it.

  • We went on grindr.

  • We went on three of dates Now Way went on grindr into the competition to see who could get more dick pics.

  • We talked about having sex with YouTubers.

  • We talked about hookups.

  • We talked about everything.

  • Check it out down there.

  • Some kind of consolation friends.

  • It's me, the long lost Kardashian sister cracking with the K Chris Namie cracking because she said I looked like a burst.

  • And I love the name because it makes me think about growing up and eating my family.

  • Yes, we're gonna be testing out some of my family's products and products that my family has endorsed.

  • First product we're talking about is selling out your morals.

  • My life is just basically one big sponsor post for Satan.

  • Ivan Affiliation code to the devil in the description below it is Kardashians 666 Market beast inside.

  • Yes, she's back now.

  • I tried production products a couple weeks ago and it changed my life.

  • If you're happy and sexy is me, Jimmy always products.

  • Yeah, passed out right after that.

  • But there's so many more products that I did not gonna play with.

  • And I thought, Let's die today.

  • But before we get to that, I feel like I need an upgrade for this.

  • Video cracking is gonna get a makeover.

  • All right, Who's gonna fuck me with their money?

  • Yes, that's right.

  • I have my Kylie makeover.

  • If Caitlin swallow Kylie and then D transition.

  • Okay, so let's try some of these products.

  • I don't know what I should start with first.

  • Nevermind.

  • Figured it out.

  • We're gonna play with Caitlyn Jenner's makeup.

  • If you didn't know Caitlyn Jenner, it's fucking makeup.

  • Now, listen.

  • There was a lot of things about Caitlin.

  • I trust that's a lie.

  • I don't trust the digital, so I don't know why I would trust her to be my face, but we'll give it a try.

  • This is Caitlin.

  • Generous eye Shadow.

  • It's called Worthy.

  • Go home, Kayla.

  • Go back to that big ass mansion in Malibu and lock yourself in it.

  • All right?

  • I'm gonna give it a try because you know, Caitlyn isn't icon for me.

  • She's the mute icon on my iPhone, and I just always keep it on you.

  • Okay, Here we go.

  • Girl.

  • That is a dark shadow.

  • I call this one.

  • Chris used to punch me in the eyes.

  • All right, let's zoom in and let's get that Caitlin glow just going to rub this on my finger.

  • Oh, that is intense.

  • Like, what are you trying to hide?

  • Caitlin wouldn't try and cover up.

  • She's a reptile person.

  • I figured it out.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Who?

  • You?

  • That's I mean, holy, but that looks like I just got into a fucking car accident.

  • Hit my steering wheel.

  • Who is that too close to home?

  • Caitlin, maybe we do matter to look better.

  • Never mind who I look like.

  • I'm halfway through my healing process of my eye job.

  • Look, so I went to Teel, like, right now, it's like fucking scary bleeding.

  • But like, once a teal bitch be sickening, literally sickening, like I'm gonna be sick because, like I've done, I've done so much surgery, my body shutting down.

  • No, this is, uh, ugly and saving my fingers.

  • Okay, Next product.

  • This I'm excited for now.

  • I read some quotes from Kim Kardashian in last video, and they were all stupid and also dumb.

  • But I found something even better.

  • This is all of the Kardashians quotes.

  • Oh, bitch me up.

  • Okay.

  • Who should we pay?

  • Let's start with Caitlin.

  • I love that they put Bruce and Prophecies and they spelled it wrong.

  • Yeah, I trust this book.

  • It's about working with nobody's watching.

  • What does that even mean, bitch?

  • But nobody's watching.

  • That's the time where you don't work.

  • Like if I worked at Taco Bell, which, with this whole YouTube is over party might happen.

  • And my boss turned around and the customers weren't looking.

  • You know what I would be doing?

  • I will be taking that squeeze, Gonna meet, and I will be injecting it into my mouth hole.

  • Do you think I will be cleaning up my taco station bitch with my tongue?

  • Got who, Chris quotes already.

  • If somebody says no, you're asking the wrong person.

  • Actually, kind of love that one.

  • You know what?

  • The more fun of Chris, the more I fucking love this bitch.

  • She's the type of person who if I met her in real life and she's like, you will follow me, I'd be like, take me down your dark layer Lord of the Underworld.

  • Like one look into the demonic has eyes, bitch.

  • I'm sure Jenner I just started myself.

  • That's when you fart shit on yourself on accident.

  • When did Chris become me?

  • I did my moves in 1988.

  • That's when I was a bitch.

  • The connection is strong.

  • That was almost like it didn't count because it was something I felt I had to do after having four kids.

  • My boobs were kind of shot.

  • What is that?

  • Be somebody shot her in the boobs.

  • Okay, lady.

  • And now I'm deputizing.

  • She has been through a lot.

  • You can either be a problem maker or a problem solver, and I'm a problem solver.

  • I love her.

  • Chris.

  • Bitch.

  • Come over to my kitchen.

  • Fucking put a camera in your hand.

  • Fucking sell my sex tape, bitch.

  • Who else we got?

  • Kendall.

  • I don't even know what she sounds like.

  • Lamar, what is this book product.

  • Now, this is something that I have seen before.

  • This is a loony, which is an iPhone case that's also like, I don't know where to start with this so I can help to start with the fact that anybody uses This is fucking annoying.

  • Nobody needs this.

  • You do not need a picture if you're in the tar.

  • Also, why would you want a light bitch?

  • The darkest when I look pissed?

  • Also, these bitches who are in the movie theaters with their fucking loonies and they're like movie time.

  • Bitch!

  • Turn off your domain.

  • I'm trying, baby.

  • Boss, I want to know who he's gonna fire next.

  • And you're interrupting my experience with your fucking flashlight.

  • I guess.

  • What, bitch?

  • The only thing it does is make your makeup look even worse.

  • Let's give it a try.

  • I just put it on my phone.

  • By the way, this is so heavy.

  • Like this is crazy.

  • So let's take a couple pictures with our Lumi.

  • Oh, my car!

  • Okay, okay.

  • This is everything.

  • I've changed my mind.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Who is she?

  • She's cracking.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Let's get cracking.

  • Oh, my God.

  • My sex tape is called my booty cracking.

  • My book is called Release the Crackin.

  • I'm creating a brand.

  • I know this is actually everything I take back everything I just said It makes me so pretty And I love her.

  • Wow!

  • Pulled on Justus an experiment.

  • I'm gonna take a picture with my Lou me and then do some face tuning.

  • And then in the comments below, you say how much you wanna fuck me?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I got to be okay.

  • Just tuned.

  • I'm gonna pop up this picture right here of cracking Kardashian and you tell me she's not the hottest bitch I've ever seen.

  • In the comments below.

  • I want you to rape her from Wanted to release the crackin.

  • Damn.

  • Chris can help make a sex date.

  • We could do it together.

  • Technically, we're not related.

  • I love my new gross family.

  • I have a couple other books here.

  • This is Kim Kardashians selfish.