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have you guys?
Today's video is going to be fucked up because number one I am so tired.
It is like two in the morning.
I have been dealing with my cat.
If you guys don't know.
Mother has a cat now.
You know, being a bisexual, I needed simplicity of my life too.
He is literally just watching the film.
This video terrified.
This is the first time he's seen what Daddy does.
Oh, uh, e everybody Gino No, Fox.
Why all the animals get enough pots Letter that you pushing my face like bitch.
You know, uh, so I'm a new dad, which means that I am drunk a lot which inspired this video, because today we're going to be eating drunk people foods.
Now, listen, I tried stoner foods, and I have never really spoke to me before bitches, So I have some of the craziest foods I cos all online.
These are actual recipes that were written by drunk people cut to me at home on my computer.
So I debated whether or not I should drink in this video and that debate lasted one second.
Let's do it.
Do what I do.
Oh, There's so many options, but like the opposite of what?
I'm trying to figure out what to do on a Friday.
What do you got to get on the count of three?
Let's do it all.
What you do about because I feel like talking me after my cat kills me.
I love that sound.
Okay, here we go.
Let's go.
Let's do this Now.
First we have a concoction that involves two of my favorite things Wieners and candy.
That's right.
We have a desert hot dog.
This let me get a closer look.
Oh, my God.
My drunk ass eyes.
I just figured out Kris Jenner, She's just drunk.
Oh, my God.
I'm literally drunk up that one shot.
This is gonna be a fucked up video.
OK, so basically, what we have is a hot dog in a hot tub.
But But we have put chocolate syrup, cake frosting, Sprinkles crumbled up chips ahoy, and we're gonna finish her off with with create.
This is either going to be fucking bob or fucking if you're drunk.
Alright, here we go.
It's cream.
Alright, here we go.
Oh, bitch.
I hope got the area has found a doorway to stand in because this has him quicker is quaking Manisha my the new Chris My catches history me.
Okay, Here we fucking go, bitch.
Oh, my God.
If I was a drag queen, this fucking wiener candy Michelle Michelle should be like, I feel like your wiener isn't bringing enough.
And I'd be like, Bitch, I know.
Here we go.
Oh, my God.
I don't know if I do this.
I think I'm looking for this.
Did you hear that lot?
That looks like a dick going so far up and ask it split its insides.
Sorry, I just got a mental image of Kris Jenner.
Fucking Bruce Jenner before he transitioned.
Do you think she fucked him?
Do you think she has a brand deals policy?
Like a little best means crawl.
Okay, sorry.
I'm drunk.
Go home.
Here we go.
This is really fucking good, Chris, After she just ate bruises as I don't even understand why this is good.
So I understand.
It's like if you fucked a fair person like this is some straight up circus.
Pussy is a clown.
Fucking clown pussy.
I am drunk.
I think I should drink more my catches his to me again.
The other day I literally looked in my car.
Did you miss me?
And I swear to God, he looked at me and said, um, not the first time I've come home to a disappointed policy.
No saying no.
Anybody else.
Five relationships.
All right, I'll go.
Why is it so close?
All right, wait.
Let's do another shot.
I'm gonna do, uh what is this?
Looks like something Kris Jenner would drink baby blood out of.
She's like I'm running low.
Gotta go to the hospital again.
Gonna get in the maternity ward early.
Christina Aguilera already drank all the good baby blood.
I just unintentionally made baby.
You think Chris does that when she cracks open a baby's skull and just starts?
She's, like, so upset with Kris Jenner.
I think I wanna fuck her.
I want I want Kris Jenner Fuck me with Kylie.
I want the big lips inside of my ass.
Why my cat missing it May Should I test out a kindly live kid on my asshole with that flat?
Do you think Chloe's pussy looks like the rest of her sisters?
I have a lot of questions.
Next food.
Now, this next food I'm very excited about because it's combining two different worlds were combining Mexico with South America.
My bitch.
The wall has been taken down, and the macaroni and cheese tacos have been revealed.
Yes, that's right.
This is macaroni and cheese tacos with some crunched up potato chips inside, bitch.
But you cannot tell me that does not look good.
Actually, it doesn't know I'm not even I'm not drunk enough for this.
That's crazy.
Because when I made these, I was like, These are perfect.
And as time has passed on like these are trash.
Now I know what it's like to be a mother.
I just realized I have shit on my face when you have food on your face and your friends don't tell you.
Except there's no friends here.
Just me sitting in front of camera, drunk, eating food.
Well, my cat hisses.
Anyways, let's eat.
Oh, God.
Who are nervous about this?
I mean, it smells cultural.
Got not looking good too.
I love being drunk.
This is like if the KFC man was Colonel Sanders Kennedy.
If Colonel Senators Kennedy went to Mexico, helped out with the Mexican girl and she fucks him so good.
And she's like KFC What you've been missing, bitch.
I made that extra crispy.
And then the next morning he woke up and he's like, What?
What's downstairs?
And she's been cooking for him.
And she made him so fucking tacos.
And he's like, let us a macaroni and that shit, Let's come by.
And then they got married and lived happily ever after.
See, America.
That's what would happen if we just loved each other.
That's what I would do if I was president.
I would just go over to Mexico and fuck everything.
And then they would all never want to come here because they, like, is the dick like that.
I don't know what I was talking about, but he's a fucking bomb.
And I love it like it feels like Kraft Mac and Cheese mascot is fucking my insides up.
By the way, what was he?
Was he a dime store?
Was he a big noodle?
How scary is that?
Big ass dinosaur Fucking jumping around in your macaroni and cheese?
Who have that?
You know he fought Chef boy Ar Dee and Uncle Ben was in the corner like, Why wasn't I invited races?
There was some drama in the grocery store.
I don't know what I should stop this video.
There you go.
Now, this next food is a viral sensation.
Worrying are no.
This is something that does not exist.
Made it remember a couple years ago when there's this picture floating around and it was like an Oreo and it tasted like fried chicken.
And I was like, Do you girls?
That's fucking disgusting.
Runs to Amazon tried to put in the car.
Well, those weren't really, because I guess it was like an April fool's joke, which was not.
I would rather somebody call me Sensation.
You have just been legally adopted by Kris Jenner.
And she's changing her name to Bruce because she says, You look just like him.
I would rather if that happened.
I don't know whatever the point of my story is, I look like a young Bruce Jenner.
All right, here we go.
I have made my own brand Florio Fried Chicken Nugget, weird things on a paper plate.
I'm excited about this.
The cream is kind of melting because I put these in the microwave.
And I feel like this is gonna be really good, mainly because I'm not myself right now.
I don't know who I should change my What should my drunk maybe just think of your most annoying, loud lesbian aunt?
And we'll go with that?
Everybody has a lesbian.
If you're wearing a vest made out of buttons, then you have dabbled in clamp Asi.
If I had a clown pussy, it would be it right.
Here we go.
Let's do it.
I'm confused.
Oh, no, I I don't think that's a drunk food.
I think that I want to fuck with my blind friend food.
Listen, let me explain why I love my disabled fans.
Because not only have you guys been through some shit and you are strong as mother fuckers, but just think about how good you have it knowing that you are not.
That's a damn inspiration right there.
Thank you for coming to my next food.
This looks talking.
I am talking ready for that?
First of all, Mr Butters, worth my designated driver.
Can you imagine?
I wouldn't know this shit Her Excuse me.
Miss Potter's work.
Good driving.
You're doing great.
quick question, though.
Can we stop way at a talk about and then, uh, del Taco?
I wanna compare and then you know what?
We're at it.
Let's stop Wendy's.
So I just go through the drive here and say, Fuck you guys, you're relevant.
Wendy Europe bitch!
Nobody wants your square burger queen, And then we go to Burger King and we're like, You know what?
Sometimes I fuck with you.
Burger came sometimes on your burger Queen.
But you know what?
Always be wrong.
McGonagle side bitch and I will always come through for him.
Ronald McDonald could kill somebody.
And he could be like shape when I'm barren.
But and I like you know what, Ronald?
I know you killed somebody but your secret suspect.
I would help him bury a body.
This brothers Miss Potter misfires worth.
And then she crashed into a wall on purpose and we both die A syrupy I drug.
Should we do?
Another one was doing this Was to you, Butters worth your fucking buttery queen shot up to Joe.
Mama bitch didn't make it.
What did always Mrs Butters?
Where I thought it was Miss Brothers Worth, right Here we go.
This is a waffle pizza.
This is a pizza that has been made from a waffle.
That is an egg.
Oh, vich high quality shit.
We're just going to take Mrs Butters work.
We're gonna show her what?
All right, here we go.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, my God!
This looks well.
That actually does not.
Look, I think I'm so bring out the fucking we're gonna eat it Anyways.
I don't really know what to call this walk fully pits awful pits off.
Alright, let's eat it.
This might actually be good.
All right, let's see, You got some waffle.
Got pepperoni.
Two things you don't want to hear together.
Got a waffle around.
He got some fish.
Got glue.
Keep with.
Eat this once again, Guy Fieri.
Fine, Safe ground.
It's because not only are you quaking, I'm hitting you with the damn hurricane.
All right, here we go.
Love it.
Oh, my God!
This is the best thing we've had all day.
When Mrs Butters worth Bucks, Papa, John and me and your mama calls.
She's like your bucket.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, it's just what I say.
You tell her you found a new rich John.
I'm running behind your back.
I'm tired of being ashamed of me job.
I'm not ashamed of Mrs, but it's work.
It's just a lot of people don't understand what we have pizza talk about.
They get that fries and milkshakes people do it.
But pizza syrup, it's view.
It's 2017.
People will be gj gorgeous.
Came out three times.
You're gonna what?
I'm witnesses.
Butter work Now I can see, man.
Colonel Sanders.
Wait a minute.
I thought he was with that woman from Mexico.
I killed that bitch.
I'm a very angry quick.
I actually have no idea what's going on.
Oh, my God.
There's more food.
Oh, that's the first time I've ever said that.
Sentence depressed.
All right, we're gonna do this last food I need to go throw up.
This is a burger with a donut.
And there's some ice cream that we're gonna put on the burger.
There's cat hair on.
Why's there two old bitches on my ice cream?
Oh, that's Ben.
I didn't know they were real.
They have to be.
What is this half baked like?
It's fine.
We don't care We're drunk.
Let's just fucking put that on top of this burger.
This is fucking gross.
For those of you who are still watching the blind people have left, I'm just letting you know it's about to get gross.
So this is two doughnuts, a burger and ice cream.
She buck.
All right, let's do this.
This is the grand finale.
Get ready.
Front with that knife.
Hope Just like a night of me drinking.
It's ending with regrets.
I have just said three voice memos to different YouTubers crying.
I just Facebook messaged my high school teacher and said legal.
That's how many regrets I have at the end of it.
But just like this video, we're gonna pretend like that.
Shouldn't Dunkin Donuts haven't asked?
This is what it would look like if you picked it.
I just spit up a fingernail.
All right, I gotta go.
Hopefully you enjoyed this video.
I don't remember it.
If you liked it, give it a thumbs up.
If you didn't like it giving it a thumbs up.
Also make sure to subside my channel right down below.
I just said that word without be Who needs it I hate that notification belt.
None of us know what it actually does It just like the Kardashians.
We don't know what they do, but we hit it anyways.
I say I go home, but I'm so drunk, I don't know how to get there.
Did you guys see you tomorrow?
Make videos every day.
Come back also, if you want to see more of my food videos, I'll put some fucking big things right here.
You can fucking but that water Okay, I gotta go.
I gotta go.
My cat's dead.
I think it's dead.
Oh, that far was so intense.
Guy Fieri is still He's dead.
He died there, Quake.
It opened up the ground and that motherfucker just fell right, Rest in peace.
All right, you guys.
See you later.
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