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  • Good evening.

  • On top of the morning to you, laddies.

  • I am Jack's Septic.

  • I I have scary games.

  • You want scary games, right?

  • You want them deep down, dark in your soul.

  • All you have to do is repeat after me, put your right hand in the air and say I videogame watcher of the Jacks up the guy variety channel promise to not get scared.

  • This video, Let's do it.

  • This'll was hold Don't trust.

  • Um so I don't know if it's telling me not to trust the game or not to trust me.

  • Trust what's happening in the game.

  • Don't trust the game.

  • Okay?

  • I will not trust a single thing in this game.

  • Sets welcome.

  • After finishing a task, remember to return into a starting point in order to receive next quest.

  • Good luck.

  • Eat a cookie located in the kitchen.

  • Okay, man, this looks great.

  • What's up?

  • Life begins after coffee.

  • Oh, don't I know it.

  • Ah, cup of the good old dirty beans.

  • I was drinking my coffee this morning and everyone was looking at me weird out the window.

  • I have no idea why I got you all your classics.

  • Your Iron man's your man spiders and your American captain's.

  • Okay, I'm more of a man spider myself.

  • But to each their own What's going on in this house?

  • Is this a scary game?

  • Is this a spook?

  • Okay, put the phone away.

  • Is it a phone in Milwaukee talking?

  • I don't know.

  • OK, it closed through me.

  • All right.

  • No time to be getting scared just yet.

  • Stick the phone to your face and you'll be fine.

  • You can't get scared if you can't see anything.

  • Why is there a knife?

  • Should he eat the knife?

  • Okay.

  • Close that.

  • Can't close that.

  • Oh, tonight.

  • God damn it.

  • Okay, eat the cookie.

  • No, no, no.

  • I'll take the knife with me.

  • It's easier to defend myself like this.

  • I can't see where I'm going.

  • I just have a knife right in front of me.

  • And if I walk into you and it stabs you, then that's really your fault.

  • Okay?

  • Damn it.

  • Damn it!

  • Congratulations.

  • You receive 100 points of experience.

  • Put toys into the toybox.

  • Okay.

  • Who is talking to me?

  • Wait.

  • Work.

  • Oh, is that it?

  • That it bleeding your tests?

  • You will not level up.

  • Turn on the TV I don't know what's happening back.

  • Oi, Jesus.

  • Please help me.

  • Where is the TV?

  • Okay, the knife down here.

  • There you go.

  • That's for you.

  • And I'll sit here.

  • Is cozy is comfy.

  • Nice.

  • You are very obedient because I have a knife.

  • Every player need a good weapon, but a kitchen knife into the toybox.

  • Oh, I knew it.

  • I was destined for this.

  • This is the toy box.

  • Uh, okay.

  • Pathetic.

  • I did not expect from you to be such a new How dare you call me a new?

  • My dad was a new and he fought for this country.

  • It is so quiet in here.

  • Music perfectly intensifies the experience.

  • Turn on the radio.

  • Okay, Is the radio and here in a different room.

  • I see no radio so far.

  • I'm not.

  • Trust me.

  • I'm not trust you out there.

  • I live in their fucking Himalayas for the desert one or the other, but this does put a smile on my face.

  • Okay.

  • Radios on this really does intensify the situation.

  • You're right.

  • I'll shit my phone battery died.

  • There is no turning back.

  • Um what?

  • Okay.

  • White noise abound from Oh, from Mama.

  • Where are you.

  • I'm really worried.

  • People say that a boy carrying a toy box was seen near the river.

  • Please answer me, Mama, but I know it is not me.

  • Does the demon wait Progress?

  • I think I broke it right at 69.

  • Nice.

  • Is it seriously broken?

  • Oh, God.

  • I restarted it.

  • Ah, Now I'll do it right, Because this is the toy box here.

  • What?

  • Toys in toy box.

  • Good.

  • Congratulations.

  • You leveled up.

  • Hell, yeah.

  • Turn on the TV.

  • You got you Also.

  • I keep the same experience from last year.

  • The same battery presented from last night.

  • All right, Now, you already put a knife in the thing.

  • Right?

  • Okay, You got it.

  • Come on, knife E.

  • Our journey begins.

  • It is a good place for this knife.

  • Don't forget about it.

  • All right?

  • Music time.

  • We get to hear tha knows.

  • Again.

  • Excellent.

  • Okay.

  • There's no turning back.

  • All right.

  • Here we go again.

  • Maybe this time my toy box is gone.

  • Okay?

  • Can I go out this way this time?

  • Nice.

  • All right.

  • Do not worry, Mama.

  • Is it frozen again?

  • I'm not supposed to happen after this weight.

  • That might actually be the end of the game cause it's cold.

  • Do not trust the game.

  • So maybe if I don't trust it.

  • And maybe if I do everything contradictory or failed some other tasks I don't know, eat a cookie in the kitchen.

  • Well, I can't not do that.

  • I have to progress it somehow.

  • There's something else you can eat.

  • Eat fruits, eat a cactus plant bark.

  • I ate the cookie.

  • Okay.

  • I leveled up.

  • Put toys in the toy box.

  • No, I don't want to.

  • I'm being a disobedient child.

  • You like that without completing your tasks?

  • You will not level up.

  • Turn on the TV.

  • No.

  • Or my toy box is gone.

  • Interesting.

  • A pretty figure out how I can progress this stuff without actually doing any of the tests.

  • Oh, my toy box is here.

  • I'ma put the knife somewhere else later.

  • Turning off the TV Ignorance is always undesirable.

  • Every player needs a good weapon.

  • Put the knife in the box.

  • Nope.

  • I'm a Take the knife and shove it up your butt.

  • I'm bringing it back here.

  • Pathetic.

  • Did not expect you to be such a nuke.

  • So quite, perfectly intense.

  • Face, turn on the radio.

  • Okay, So if I turn off the radio?

  • Is that good?

  • Don't you turn on.

  • Anyway.

  • Reality is often disappointing.

  • No, Shut up.

  • I don't want music.

  • It's late.

  • You better go back to bed before I get back.

  • I hope you're having fun when I was out.

  • Love you, Mom.

  • Oh, is that it?

  • Oh, man, I was expecting so much more from this.

  • I thought something with this kind of title would get, like, really creepy really quickly.

  • Who was talking to me?

  • Why were they talking to me and how were they talking to me?

  • I like the idea behind this.

  • I really wanted it to get really scary because I like that.

  • I like it throwing it.

  • It's on its head, almost kind of like a Stanley parable sort of thing where you're going along normally and then everything takes a left turn or I could have some choice in it.

  • It was It seems like it was either all or nothing.

  • I know I've shut all of my eyes, have it gets scary having get spooky, have the game suddenly turned on me.

  • That shit is interesting.

  • This has some good ideas, though.

  • I just wish it was Maur.

  • Oh, but dear viewer were not done just yet.

  • The spooks and the scares continue.

  • Abound.

  • Hold on a second.

  • Hold on a second.

  • Hello?

  • Yes, there.

  • Right here.

  • It's for you.

  • It's someone telling me that there's more space.

  • This game is called the mortuary assistant.

  • Reminds me of that movie.

  • The autopsy of someone high Valerie's Raymond.

  • I know it's late, and I'm really sorry, but I have a huge favor to ask you.

  • All right?

  • Everybody loves Raymond and late pick up over at Sacred Waters.

  • And I just started the embalming maybe 20 minutes ago, but I have a family emergency I need to leave the office for Would be able to come in and finish it up.

  • Sure were I mean, sure, but I haven't done one alone yet.

  • Are you sure that it be okay?

  • You're doing a great job and I leave a check this for you.

  • Just in case.

  • I took care of some of the prep work already really appreciated.

  • I have to do an autopsy on my own.

  • I don't want to do that.

  • Great.

  • Thank you so much.

  • I'll see you tomorrow.

  • What is the name of that movie.

  • Autopsy of Victor Amelia.

  • The autopsy of Jane Doe.

  • Really great horror movie.

  • You should watch it.

  • I enjoyed it quite a bit.

  • Darkness.

  • I really should not have done that.

  • I couldn't see what this which was again.

  • Rightness.

  • All right.

  • I've already checked vitals, bathed the body and set the face.

  • I wish someone would set my face.

  • Do you know what you're doing right now?

  • But just in case here is a list.

  • Where A coach and gloves.

  • Damn it, My naked again.

  • I didn't bring the tools out yet, so bring tubing, syringes, scalpel and tro cars sighted.

  • Okay, None of that stuff is here, so I'm just heading.

  • D'oh!

  • Oh, okay.

  • This is not going to go well for me.

  • I can already tell.

  • Okay, I got my little glove.

  • Ease on.

  • Um oh, I need my jacket.

  • Did you close the door as well?

  • Here we go.

  • Now.

  • It's just you and me When we have a beautiful date Night ahead of us, I'm going to turn on some music.

  • Um, okay.

  • What do we need?

  • We're coating clothes.

  • I didn't bring the tools yet, so bring tubing.

  • Syringes?