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  • Hey, would you guys okay?

  • I have to be really quiet, because here is in the other room, and he has no idea what I'm planning.

  • So I told him that today we were just gonna do a dumb makeover video, and I was gonna, like, give him some new clothes and it would be funny.

  • But the secret is I actually have a blind date coming over to my house tonight after the makeover, and he has no idea.

  • So Garrett has been single for so long, and he always gets matches on the apse, but he never actually follows through with them.

  • So I decided to take his phone when he wasn't looking.

  • I talked to one of the matches that he matched a long time ago and never talked to.

  • And I told him to come over tonight.

  • So I really hope this works out.

  • This is genuine.

  • This isn't fake.

  • Like I genuinely want this to work out.

  • It's not really a makeover.

  • It's more me getting Garrett ready for a date that he doesn't know what's happening, and he's probably gonna be pissed.

  • And I wanna be friends anymore.

  • Let's do it, guys.

  • Yes.

  • Today I'm going to be fixing him.

  • I don't need to be fixed.

  • Maybe.

  • Just I thought Here's the thing I think you do have Oh, my God.

  • I hate this.

  • What am I doing?

  • Can I leave?

  • Were you gonna say, like, the bones of something salvageable?

  • You have something?

  • It's like Jurassic Park where he's, like dusting off all the fossils.

  • And he's like, I see something big.

  • Big?

  • No.

  • You do have something here.

  • It's just hidden in like rags, you know?

  • Okay, I don't want to Disney, but you're like, What's the princess who's, like, homeless?

  • And then the rats come and make her dress.

  • And yes, you are the homeless Disney princess, and we're gonna turn you into the least.

  • Oh, he's handsome.

  • I wantto be same.

  • Okay, So before I show you my inspiration for this makeover, I asked you to bring some of your favorite go to close so that I can critique.

  • So I didn't wear my favorite shirt, which is my PlayStation shirt.

  • Remember how we talked a lot about why you're single?

  • The reason is this shirt will you have a pig on your shirt?

  • It's available now.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, well, This is one of my favorites.

  • So I got you this shirt.

  • It has lobsters on it.

  • This was back when I had no idea what I was.

  • Shane, is this weird?

  • I brought my favorite underwear.

  • It's clean.

  • I just washed.

  • It looks like something you would take a selfie of in the mirror.

  • Like Kercher, Little ass.

  • You're welcome.

  • Oh, this is my favorite.

  • I just bought this shirt.

  • Really?

  • I'm sorry.

  • You want Stop.

  • Stop.

  • I brought these pants because Well, I just like orange.

  • Rust orange is one of my favorite color.

  • That's That's chocolate brown like earth tones.

  • We have a lot of work to dio.

  • I was not expecting this much.

  • Let me grab my phone.

  • Okay, here's my inspiration.

  • So you have to trust me.

  • Okay.

  • Here.

  • What are you doing?

  • You're not putting me in this.

  • I'd rather die here.

  • Me out.

  • What I like about this look is the confidence which I don't have that next.

  • Okay, sorry.

  • That was a joke, but this next one is really humi out.

  • I'm not upset, so I'm looking for something with a spice of color and just like a smidge of I'm the most annoying person in the world.

  • Now, this is for your hair.

  • Can I see it?

  • Oh, I've been wearing hats because I just got my hair really short notes in that faith.

  • Did you cut yourself?

  • Shame I do it up.

  • Then It's kind of nice you're here, but we need to figure out something to do with it.

  • So I was thinking and up do some kind of gel, Some kind of messy, but still together.

  • Me.

  • I think we could do that.

  • I think we can do that.

  • Okay, now, this is something I've never seen you do.

  • Oh, I know you're scared, but hold me.

  • Hold it.

  • Oh, I hate this.

  • What?

  • What is this We're gonna do?

  • Genes?

  • No, no, no, no.

  • I look like do you know I look like a mom doing Gene, I seriously look like a mom going through Costco going.

  • We're doing genes.

  • You have to trust me.

  • You're gonna see you're gonna be like, Oh, that's what you're times a click in jeans.

  • I literally looked out.

  • Oh, God, I hate what you're about to say.

  • Did you look up like pants?

  • For people with big?

  • That was hardly my best.

  • Okay, now, this was my final inspirational pigs.

  • Could be for, you know, potential business meeting our date in some weird scenario where that happens.

  • Oh, I mean, I get it.

  • That makes her 30.

  • The glasses for glasses, the hair blazer live on Instagram.

  • Stop the video.

  • Stop the video.

  • She froze.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Tessa Brooks might be my fashion inspiration for colorful jeans glasses.

  • The competition's not getting the show, but my eyes.

  • Okay, so here's what we're gonna do.

  • We're gonna go to some stores.

  • I'm going to pick out some clothes.

  • I'm gonna Oh, I can't even do that with myself.

  • We're going to help.

  • I guess we are.

  • We do not like our bodies as much as each other, so that's something.

  • Wow.

  • Say that at my funeral.

  • Let's go to the You're scared, aren't you?

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • We're in the car.

  • Hi, cameraman.

  • Okay, so we're driving to the stores that are very, very boozy and fancy.

  • We're gonna drive right past them and go to Goodwill.

  • Okay?

  • I'm thinking we're gonna try Urban because I feel like there we can get you some kind of cool jackets and kind of cool sweater.

  • Maybe up in.

  • There's a store over here.

  • I think that has all genes.

  • Jane, what about skinny jeans?

  • Oh, I look like a penguin.

  • No idea.

  • What Super skinny jeans shame?

  • Coolies?

  • It looks like upside down bowling pins.

  • It's so weird.

  • I can't describe it.

  • You really did.

  • Just now.

  • It was perfect.

  • She goes, that's for think.

  • Women, right?

  • I know there's a girl right there.

  • Should we pretend like we're in?

  • Over.

  • What do you mean?

  • I don't know.

  • Wait.

  • Hi.

  • We're your uber.

  • She lied because she's running.

  • Oh, she's scared.

  • She thought I was David Rob Brick.

  • And then she's saw my fat neck.

  • You hear me out.

  • I don't need this.

  • It's colorful.

  • It's saw It would look like someone's Antony and kills it on full House and Fuller House.

  • Don't drag.

  • I mean, it is Gene's.

  • Technically, you Are you serious?

  • I'm gonna be single forever.

  • That's actually I mean, I'm kind of into it.

  • Honestly, we're doing this.

  • Okay, You go try it on.

  • Text me when you're done.

  • I'm gonna keep looking.

  • I'm gonna look like an adult.

  • Rough.

  • Right?

  • Which is what I have already know.

  • You change isn't bad.

  • Really?

  • You know anyone speak those words to turn around.

  • Bend over.

  • I like this, right.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Sorry, I got excited.

  • Okay.

  • I'll think about it.

  • We're gonna give way.

  • Little youtuber Buck section.

  • That's funny.

  • I love puppies, but that's not me.

  • Maybe a book is inside of this one.

  • What, do they really not have my boat?

  • We're leaving.

  • I'm not giving them my business out of here.

  • You ever been to books?

  • Both New York Times Bestsellers?

  • You know what?

  • I'm gonna fix this.

  • I didn't do that many here.

  • I'm going to go to that book table, cover every single walk.

  • Know how many did you buy enough to put me back on the New York Times list?

  • Okay, here's what's gonna happen.

  • Kids gonna see it go.

  • I love Shane.

  • Things take it up with red shirt.

  • They're gonna bring it up and say we don't sell this.

  • What's going on?

  • They're gonna call.

  • They're gonna say, Urban, why don't we sell this book?

  • But it's here.

  • It's confusing.

  • And then everything will allow people want this book, and I'm gonna order a 1,000,000 of them right over there.

  • Just gonna throw them away.

  • Say, why are these here?

  • Yeah, the only actual garbage.

  • All right, let's fix you.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • So I think I have a solid outfit so far and have Jean and options really like this jacket.

  • But it's $300 I don't let my friend that much.

  • Did the pants fit?

  • Well, yes, but only because they're missing a button.

  • Me?

  • How's it going?

  • Way?

  • I don't look like an awkward mom.

  • I mean, yeah, but she got broken up with, and she has a life.

  • I'm, like, attractive in liken, obtainable, like, yeah, kind of day sort of way.

  • That's what we need.

  • Okay, I have a lot of work still to dio and Devon's coming over to your hair and makeup time.

  • What do you mean?

  • Don't worry about it.

  • See, like everybody, this is my inspiration for your makeover.

  • Just like this song you're look might get a lot of dislikes, but I like it.

  • Cash come in.

  • Lumps.

  • Keys full of bumps.

  • Next.

  • Better sit on my what, Like nectar guys.

  • Devon's back.

  • Okay.

  • So are you ready for your biggest challenge yet?

  • I'm running a vision.

  • What?

  • We're going for?

  • I kind of like a Is he?

  • Yeah.

  • Like pushed back.

  • Wet, but not sweating.

  • It's forest face.

  • Should we shave him?

  • It's a makeup on.

  • Definitely make a take of your glasses.

  • You look the same.

  • It's weird, but I like the dad that Yeah, I can tell me.

  • Glasses.

  • No facial hair, hair swooped up.

  • And then we're gonna burn this way.

  • There's no time for that.

  • What do you mean, Nothing.

  • You want down here?

  • Do you want?

  • I just want?

  • Like it's like a pal.

  • Like a dad would just be a family member before circa 2006.

  • Right there.

  • Oh, my God, Frank.

  • Over light.

  • Next, we're gonna do a neck tattoo.

  • What did you make that two motive?

  • You want everything but for you?

  • I'm thinking something, Harry Potter.

  • Technically, what?

  • They always find each other.

  • The Harry Potter.

  • You're always find each other.

  • It looks good.

  • I actually think we may I tell you to say I think we may have before and I was going to be Oh, just wait till you see his clothes.

  • Look, the look is I might have got pregnant.

  • Here's 50 bucks to get so we're going for a street.

  • Oh, I can't drink whiskey like girls, right?

  • That's because you still have more work to dio.

  • Okay, so now that we have your hair to make up time, it's time for you to go in the other room.

  • Put on weight.

  • Close.

  • Okay, big deal.

  • Big deal.

  • Don't.

  • Come on, get in.

  • Get in here.

  • This is big.

  • Pull down.

  • We're getting the crew together.

  • Way Lost a squad.

  • Okay, Garrett, reveal.

  • Wait, can you?

  • For the rights to that song.

  • It's like kiss me.

  • No, but I can get Tana Moe.

  • Jos.

  • So good I haven't seen Oh, my God.

  • I just want, like a natural, like only got just like you're at the movies.

  • You know what you're watching?

  • Oh, no.

  • Lay back.

  • You don't care that much about give it.

  • Hey, someone get me a soda.

  • This is crazy.

  • You look so different.

  • I think I'm in the presence of a different person.

  • I'm actually just like that.

  • I don't do that again.

  • Okay.

  • Really quick.

  • Let's show you how you look in here.

  • Come on.

  • What?

  • Do you have a miracle?

  • You one of those?

  • I broke all of them except this one here.

  • Oh, Whoa!

  • What?

  • I look like a video game character.

  • You're going?

  • Who is this?

  • Who is this guy?

  • What do you want?

  • Money.

  • That's what I think I should be like a Silas came back.

  • How excited you do is he's freaking out.

  • He's chucked.

  • Tony shut.

  • He's gonna attack me.

  • Okay, You know what this needs?

  • Put a way.

  • I don't know.

  • Poses.

  • Wait.

  • Uh, nothing.

  • I'm good.

  • I got it.

  • You guys go.

  • That is a new and improved Garrett Watts.

  • Not that he wasn't perfect before.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • You know I love you.

  • This is really fun.

  • Thank you so much, Devon, for helping my belief.

  • You guys make sure what you doing.

  • I'm trying to fail.

  • Also, you might want to put that chipotle laid down because I have other dinner plans for you.

  • I might have set up a blind date without you knowing it.

  • And you might be on his way.

  • He might be here in 10 minutes.

  • Yeah, this'll is all a lie.

  • This wasn't a makeover.

  • This is just getting you ready for your date tonight.

  • My voice is shaking.

  • Some nervous.

  • You're kidding, right?

  • Okay, listen, I know you're scared.

  • This is Listen, I have to take into my own hands.

  • You never go out.

  • You're never on dates.

  • I feel like you need somebody.

  • You're a good guy, and you're attractive way just like a friend.

  • Like a friend of yours and Ryland, just like I did Google him.

  • He's fine.

  • He's not crazy.

  • I don't remember his name literally on his way.

  • I'm not kidding.

  • Wait.

  • Where we going?

  • We're doing it here in my house.

  • Oh, my God.

  • What's gonna happen?

  • I don't know.

  • You know, like a date.

  • I guess we'll wait and find out.

  • No, seriously, he's on his way, So I'm gonna set up.

  • I need to change.

  • I need to get the table ready.

  • There's a lot that needs to happen.

  • You just don't change.

  • I don't even want to see Oh, my God.

  • I'm actually kind of scared to you.

  • I literally don't remember.

  • I think he'll be there.

  • Really?

  • There will be no mention of joining.

  • What?

  • The first year I This is not gonna go.

Hey, would you guys okay?

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