Mom, I'm here Oh, Barbara!

Look at your boobs! Last time I saw you, you looked like a little boy

I missed Uncle Bev's funeral

It doesn't mean anything compared to what you have in your heart

Dear Lord, we ask that you watch over this family

We're truly blessed in our...fellowship

our...togetherness

We recognize...the power...the joy of family

Amen!

Let's eat

I thought the services were lovely

I gave it an ehhh

Nobody talks about the good stuff

She takes pills. Valium, Vicodin, Xanax...

She smuggled a bottle of Darvocet in her vagi...

You wanna search me? No

Bill, where are you livin' now?

I beg your pardon?

You and Barbara are separated right?

Is there younger woman involved?

Yes

Well see, odds are againts your there babe

Mom believes woman don't grow more attractive with age

Oh I disagree

It's not a matter of opinion, Karen

You've only just started to prove it yourself

That's pleasant

I'm curious. You don't eat meat of any kind?

When you eat meat, you ingest an animal's fear

Ingest what? It's fur?

Fear!

Our kid is trying to deal with this madhouse you've dragged her into.

This madhouse is my home

Yes, think about that for a second

I have an Indian in my house

They're called Native Americans now mom

They aren't any more native than me

In fact, they are

Let's call the dinosaurs Native Americans while we're at it!

You are in rare form today, Vi

I'm just truth-telling

Some people are antagonized by the truth