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  • - Ernie, what do you think created everything?

  • (laughing)

  • (dramatic instrumental music)

  • My name is Koji.

  • What's your name?

  • - Maddox.

  • - Maddox.

  • - I like elephants.

  • (laughing)

  • - Do you know what we're drawing today?

  • - God.

  • - God, that's right, we're gonna draw

  • what you guys imagine God looks like.

  • - I'm an atheist.

  • - Well we're gonna imagine what he might look like.

  • What do you know about God?

  • - Uh, he made the Earth, he made humans.

  • - A guy up in the clouds.

  • Kinda like in the Simpsons.

  • - He's invisible.

  • - He's invisible.

  • - He's a frog.

  • - A frog?

  • Do you believe in God?

  • - Nope.

  • - Do you believe in God?

  • - Yes.

  • - Yes?

  • - Do you?

  • - Uh, I believe in the concept of a higher power.

  • - What?

  • - What's that mean?

  • (laughing)

  • - What do you mean?

  • - I mean I'm not sure if he does or not

  • but I'm not an atheist meaning that I don't say

  • that I'm sure he doesn't exist.

  • - I think everybody refers to God as a he.

  • - As a he.

  • - So let's just go with.

  • - [Koje] Okay, let's start kind of with his facial features.

  • - God has two heads.

  • - He has two heads?

  • Okay.

  • - Kind of like a round button nose.

  • - [Koje] A round button nose, okay.

  • - Kind of like my face.

  • (laughing)

  • - Like your face?

  • - His face, his face!

  • - Like his face?

  • - His body is a frog and his head's a lion.

  • - His head's a lion?

  • Is he like a nice lion or is he like a scary lion?

  • - [Ernie] This lion's gonna be scary alright (laughing).

  • - So what kind of hair does he have then?

  • - Kind of like Gigi's hair.

  • - 'Cause he looks like a mohawk.

  • - [Koje] Like a mohawk like that?

  • - Ooh, yeah I like that.

  • (laughing)

  • - Could God be a woman maybe?

  • - No!

  • - No?

  • - It could be possible.

  • - If you go up to Heaven you'll be sorry for saying that.

  • (laughing)

  • - I imagine him with no pants.

  • - Is he wearing anything down there?

  • - Nope.

  • (laughing)

  • - He has to be naked.

  • - [Maddix] God is a spirit

  • so I don't know if he needs clothes.

  • - Does he have private parts?

  • Does he have like a, you know (laughing).

  • He does?

  • - Uh huh.

  • - Just like us?

  • - Okay, yeah.

  • - [Koje] Is that big enough?

  • - [Boy In Gray] Yeah.

  • (laughing)

  • - And that's why they call him a frog.

  • - [Koje] And that's why they call him a frog.

  • - He's a mythical beast.

  • - [Boy With Glasses] You put the wings

  • and then at the end of his wings you put hands.

  • - Oh, so his wings are his hands then?

  • - He does have arms but they're just like mixed in,

  • kind of like feathers.

  • - Okay so we'll back.

  • - Big hands, kind of at his sides

  • like ready to control all things in the universe.

  • - [Koje] Okay.

  • - Oh man, what have we done?

  • God may be angry right now.

  • Sorry God.

  • (laughing)

  • - [Ernie] These demons are evil.

  • - [Koje] Does he fight demons?

  • - Yeah.

  • - What do the demons look like?

  • - They come down from Mars--

  • - Come down from Mars.

  • - And come right down to Earth.

  • And they have beaks and sharp teeth and tentacles.

  • - And tentacles.

  • So they're furry and they have tentacles.

  • - And they have sharp teeth.

  • - [Koje] How do you think God stays in shape?

  • How do you think those arms are so buff?

  • - I imagine him lifting squealing bundles

  • of sinners up and down, up and down.

  • - Wait 'til you see this.

  • It's like.

  • This is getting wild.

  • (laughing)

  • - Does God's bathrobe have anything on it?

  • - [Girl With Flower] Like a little whistle.

  • - [Koje] A little whistle?

  • I'm not sure what he does with the whistle.

  • - He'll call Jesus.

  • - [Koje] Ernie, do you know what Jesus is?

  • - Jesus is the Mommy.

  • She's a hexagon.

  • - She's a hexagon?

  • - And a hexagon, she has one eye.

  • - [Koje] She has one eye?

  • - [Ernie] Yeah.

  • - A hexagon and where does she live?

  • - She lives in Asia.

  • - In Asia, okay.

  • Uh.

  • - Everybody is kinda related in some way

  • 'cause they came from God.

  • - Oh that's nice.

  • It'd be like we're all kinda part of the same family

  • 'cause we're all related to--

  • - God.

  • - Yeah.

  • What does his voice sound like?

  • What does God's voice sound like?

  • (whispering)

  • It's like a whisper?

  • Like I'm God.

  • - And then it's like (whispering).

  • (laughing)

  • - [Ernie] We're almost done!

  • - [Koje] We're almost done.

  • - It's almost finished!

  • - So what do you think?

  • Is this pretty close to what you had in mind?

  • Okay you take this side.

  • - It's upside down, there.

  • - [Koje] And you take that side.

  • - This is God.

  • - This is God.

  • - If you were wondering that's a hotdog.

  • - I imagined all different religions

  • having their own gods portrayed

  • and I didn't want to do just one so I did all of them.

  • - Good job Koje.

  • - Good job Ernie.

  • - [Maddix] I think it's cool.

  • (laughing)

  • - Alright.

  • Woo!

  • (laughing) Go God!

  • - Praise the Lord.

  • - Go God!

  • (dramatic instrumental music)

- Ernie, what do you think created everything?

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