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  • Hi, I'm Andrea and I'm pregnant

  • Hi

  • Hi

  • Sorry, I'm Andrea. Do you not recognize me at all?

  • Your boyfriend got me pregnant and he's gonna help me out with it

  • No, he's not. You need to go find your crackhead baby daddy

  • We were both pretty drunk, honestly. -31 weeks, to be exact

  • Do you, do you know who you're talking to right now?

  • We can get a test or something, cause I can prove that this is your child

  • I have never banged any girl ever

  • I can vouch for that one...

  • You kind of did this, so... -I'm pretty sure I didn't, I'm pretty gay

  • You don't remember me? We met back earlier in the year, at a party

  • Cool, I mean, I was probably a litte wasted I don't know, maybe you're thinking of the wrong person

  • No. -I remember when you met her

  • Are you kidding? -I was with you

  • I'm pretty sure I would remember you

  • Are you pregnant? -7 months ago, around

  • Heavy, dude

  • You're a dad? -What? No way, this is totally not happening

  • You can see the ultrasound

  • I kinda remember that party dude

  • It's fine, we don't have to, like, exchange information, I told you that I wouldn't...

  • A test proves that I'm the father? -A test, yeah

  • You got me pregnant at a party

  • Of course not

  • My name is Billie Jean, I don't wanna cause a scene. You're the one, the kid is your son

  • Okay

  • Are you gonna help out at all? -No that's cool

  • Do you wanna go again?

  • I'm almost 54 years old

  • Half of what I got hurts and the other half doesn't work

  • It's definitely not me

  • I need some help with this

  • I don't know how I feel about this

  • We met at a party. -You sure? I mean...

  • Sorry, if this is awkward. -Well fuck, I'm a terrible person. You sure you don't need any help?

  • I'm gay, though...unless I was super drunk

  • You don't remember at all?

  • This is your kid. -No. -Don't lie to me. -That ain't mine

  • This is my kid? -Yeah, it's your kid

  • I was totally blacked that night, I'm sure. -Are you gonna help me out at all with this?

  • Sure

  • You don't remember me? You got me pregnant

  • And it was me? -Yes, it was you. -Oh, this is so crazy

  • I'm so sorry if I did that. So we have to marry or something?

  • Will you at least pay for the abortion?

  • If it's mine, so I'll take it

  • We can raise it together, if you'd like

  • So we have to live together...

  • Do you wanna get married or something?

  • No, not married...we can just live, you know, and raise the baby without get married

  • Maybe...

  • Are you sure it was me? -It was you, yeah

  • Yeah? -I'm pretty positive that it was you. -No, you're lying

  • Are you gonna help me at all or...? -Yeah, of course

  • I got you, yeah

  • Do you wanna maybe go again?

  • It's yours

  • Like it was... like seven months ago

  • Babe...

  • Let me see your stomach, let me see it

  • Okay, I've dragged this on long enough, I'm sorry. We're just filming a prank video

  • I've been seeing it the whole time

  • It's on youtube. We're gonna put the video on youtube

Hi, I'm Andrea and I'm pregnant

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