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  • We've got the Dixie Chicks.

  • And Natalie, you haven't been on a date in how long?

  • It'll be three years in June.

  • All right.

  • And have you all tried to set her up, or what's the--

  • Yeah.

  • What are you guys doing?

  • The guys that I try to point out to her, she's like, ugh.

  • You know.

  • She doesn't have the same taste.

  • She has a weird type.

  • So let's find out what the type is.

  • We're going to play Who'd You Rather.

  • This might work out.

  • You never know.

  • All right, let's take a look at the first two men,

  • and we'll say who'd you rather.

  • I know the answer to that for her.

  • Jake Gyllenhaal.

  • Absolutely.

  • All right.

  • You're going to choose Jake.

  • Do you know Harry, though?

  • He's sweet as can be.

  • I've met him.

  • I've met both of them.

  • They're both very sweet.

  • All right.

  • But you're going with Jake.

  • OK.

  • So it's Jake or Michael B Jordan.

  • I'm going with Jake.

  • All right.

  • Jake.

  • But can I have Michael?

  • Yeah.

  • You can have the leftovers, yeah.

  • Jake or Drake?

  • I'm going with Jake.

  • All right.

  • Wow.

  • All right.

  • Jake or John Mayer?

  • Jake.

  • All right.

  • Jake.

  • Is Jake here?

  • No?

  • No, they're not all waiting back to see.

  • That'd be hilarious-- if they're all back they're waiting.

  • They just slowly turn away and go home.

  • Are you going to stick with Jake here?

  • Ooh.

  • Oh, suddenly.

  • I see.

  • It's a tough one, huh?

  • It is.

  • I'm going Brad Pitt.

  • All right.

  • The audience approves.

  • OK.

  • All right.

  • I'm going to go Brad Pitt.

  • All right.

  • Ooh.

  • The Bradley against the Brad.

  • I'm going to go with Bradley Cooper

  • because he has less children.

  • All right.

  • She went with him because he has less children.

  • All right.

  • Leo has no children.

  • How about that?

  • I'm going with--

  • I'm not young enough or tall enough for Leo.

  • I'm still going to go with Bradley.

  • All right.

  • Or Lenny Kravitz.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, man.

  • I don't know if this is coincidental,

  • but Lenny Kravitz--

  • all through high school and college,

  • I absolutely, 100% believed I was

  • going to marry Lenny Kravitz.

  • Like not even a joke where people were like, ha,

  • ha, that's funny.

  • Like, no, no, no.

  • No.

  • It's happening.

  • You don't understand.

  • So?

  • I'm going with Bradley Cooper.

  • Yeah.

  • Well, you change as you get older.

  • Exactly.

  • Yeah.

  • All right.

  • The Weeknd or Bradley?

  • I do love The Weeknd, but I'm going to go with Bradley.

  • All right.

  • All right, yay!

  • Now, if we had Jake Gyllenhaal up there,

  • would you still go with Bradley, or would

  • you go back to Jake Gyllenhaal?

  • If Jake Gyllenhaal-- if you had Jake Gyllenhaal

  • here I would pick him.

  • I see.

  • All right.

  • Because it wouldn't be nice to pick Bradley if Jake

  • wasn't here.

  • Right.

  • You know, either one of these guys--

  • I'm going to give them a chance.

  • OK.

  • All right.

  • All right.

  • Bradley, Jake-- would you please give her a call,

  • or give us a call and we'll find her for you?

  • All right.

  • So we'll see what happens.

  • Hopefully it works out.

  • It's probably going to happen.

  • You'll get married.

  • Probably so.

  • I want to thank Dixie Chicks.

  • Reese Witherspoon.

  • I'll see you tomorrow.

  • Be kind to one another.

  • Bye.

We've got the Dixie Chicks.

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