In the lyrics of Dear God, XTC frontman Andy Partridge, the atheist in question, explored concepts like suffering, questioning why such a painful thing should exist if the Almighty is truly omnibenevolent.

It's titled "Wilfrid Gordon McDonald Partridge" and it was written by Mem Fox and illustrated by Julie Vivas.

Of course, on the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me for three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a bed.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me a partridge and a pear tree.

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we've done a beautiful job with the partridge this year, so you can expect plenty of them this season.

That's that one Partridge would say.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A partridge in a pear tree on the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two turtle ducks and a partridge in a pear tree yeah.

Hello, I'm Alan Partridge and I'm a perfectionist.