- I've met Tyler's mum a bunch of times on Skype.

Guys in my past have been like, ‘Oh, she’ll make a great mum, this is perfect'.

A: Don't worry, Mum. I will have everything I need, and if not, I have my credit card. 

A: Of course, Mum, stop stressing. 

from here to where I had to go to meet my mum.

Actually, my mum finds my heel problem...hilarious.

I can't read, Mum.

- Mum, where do we get the money? - Oh, we need to prostitute ourselves.

bean-eating-contest (which we never did again), my mum always had a "who can make the

how many times has your mum just randomly baked you brownies as a kid? And how many

it's the start of a new day. I'm working at my computer and my mum walks in to say good morning...

I got back and my mum said everything was fine,

"My mum {UK!!!!!} isn't home..."

I mean sure, I've gotten sick here and there and my mum was just like: "Oh, you're fine. Pack your bag,

My mum was outside talking to our neighbor so she