So what do you actually get in this dinky wee box? Well, you've got yourself a Nokia 3210, naturally. Got an adapter, so you don't even get bundled with most thousand pound smartphones these days. And a quick start guide, and that's your lot. And here we have it, boys and girls, the Nokia 3210, refreshed for 2024. It's like I'm 17 all over again, apart from the lack of hair and the constantly aching liver. You certainly have to appreciate just how dinky mobile phones were back in the day. It weighs just 88 grams. It's so miniature, it'll basically slip into any pockets, any pants, and in a pinch, pretty much any orifice you fancy as well. You've got three colour options with the 3210. You've got scuba blue, grunge black, or this here, Y2K gold effort. Y2K, there's another nostalgia fest. I bet if you tried explaining Y2K to someone who was born in the 21st century, they'd think we were all a bunch of hillbilly f***ing idiots back in the day. So you were all convinced that on January 1st, 2000, all of our computers would simultaneously melt, and planes would fall out of the sky, and we'd basically all end up living in caves singing Kumbaya. I mean, yeah, it sounds a bit mental now, but it was all perfectly plausible at the time. Even Trevor McDonald said it would happen. Oh my god, that noise, absolutely not. How do I turn this s*** off? I cannot find the audio options in here anywhere, and if I don't find them soon, I am actually going to top myself.

A former venture capitalist, his working class memoir, Hillbilly Algae, a bestseller.

JD Vance first catapulted to fame in 2016 after he published his memoir, "Hillbilly Elegy." The book detailed his experience growing up poor in Rust Belt, Ohio,

What do you say we mooch some hillbilly barbecue?

I'm screaming so hillbilly I love it get them okay I'll try them get them get them so it looks so good though I want to try the white skirt you look so pretty um show me the back again yeah very see-through wait maybe that is supposed to go inside not outside yeah try inside I think that's what it's supposed to look like I'm not certain but I think that Sophia Nygaard filmed here in one of her Japan videos it looks very very similar to where she filmed and look at the style I think this is where she filmed you know what that's $300 that's actually really really cool oh my god that one's so cute oh it's a jumper how cool is this I think I guess you wear it over the top of other things okay buttercreams it's a bag of mushroom pancakes radio edamame the edamame is so beautiful okay why are they all attached undercover I'm actually very very tempted I think the edamame is so cool what's the price in here somewhere yes here we go moment of truth place your bets ladies and gentlemen humble $70 so uh the the edamame is 45 the onion is 70 how about the cookie 60 60 dollars for the cookies it's leather though I guess that makes sense maybe it's tempting but maybe you don't need to spend that much money so early on in the video nice I think that looks really nice on you how much is it so it's originally $130 but it's 50% off but is it too much of a nightgown wow that's so nice so pretty but I feel like because it's like a sashimi material it's probably too much of a nightgown kind of thing okay originally $90 but 40% off that's worth it because this is beautiful oh I think I have to get that isn't that amazing the shoulders are so I'm getting this this is incredible this is absolutely glorious it's 115 full price discounted it's 75 ish I do love it but also I feel like that's too much but look how glorious it is so the color scheme pink blue and purple makes me so happy how cool are these they're $64 over but they're really really cool I got this same shirt for free from yes style but it didn't have a design on the front but it's the same shirt $4,950 is the top and then the lace top is $3,600 you know I really like this this is this velvet dress this is so cool but it's like $120 I love it though how much do I use it is like these people are $100 oh my god does this look familiar does that look familiar to you what is it yes this no way the same thing no way tempting but I feel like I'm not that girl anymore like when I came to Japan last year I bought so many random little things knickknacks and everything and now it's like that that part of me disappeared I don't want to do anything like that anymore as much as I love it I don't want to buy it but I do see do you like Japan I love Japan look at this bag so you can get the card case and put it in there so it looks like a cassette player but that's $270 but it's so cool it's so unique oh that's amazing I feel like oh that's so much is that that's like $120 did you know it's so cool and I like the skirt that's a great outfit I love the bathtub probably wow that's glorious oh I love it I'm terrified terrified this is my style of store I think wow that's really cute look see these you like put them over the top of what you're bearing oh that's so cute I love it you could like get so many ordinary t-shirts and just make them you really change the look of things like see how it's over dresses that same sort of style wow that was me after yakiniku last night oh my god it's a ghost that is so cute that's so clever oops carrot dynamite wow that's so cute look at the necklace I love that oh and it's in oh that's really cool I can imagine Billie Eilish wearing something like this with like matching pants oh that is you know what that's that's fun it looks it's one of those ones that could look better that's really interesting this looks like something from Brandy Melville I'm pretty sure I got something from Brandy Melville like this that's really cool how much is it sixty dollars seventy dollars uh wow so cool these are so cool they're about 170 us dollars kind of worth it actually i really like that that's so cool what do you think the top is 40 and the dress is 65 these would look so cool on you do you want them no it's uh five hundred dollars

good, mighty good. Something about home fries that makes me talk like an old hillbilly.

Real hillbilly type shit.

In his first big starring role, Swardson is Bucky Larson - a hillbilly from Iowa who dreams of following in the footsteps of his porn-star parents.

'Cause you're a pitiful hillbilly hanging with an edible kid who's a muck-muck chicken.

For those of you who don't know, there's this urban legend conspiracy theory that J.D. Vance had relations with a rubber glove and a couch and he talked about it in his book, Hillbilly Elegy.