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Imagine your mom sending you a "Thanks for cleaning your room!!!" text with a peach emoji?
with a peach emoji?
According to linguists Lauren Gawne and Gretchen McCullough, we're even using emojis as a form of gesture, both literally like the thumbs up, clapping hands or fingers crossed emoji.
Think voice notes, which add intonation back to asynchronous text conversations or a Zoom call where instead of taking yourself off mute just to say mmm, you can now react with an emoji.
It's just an emoji, like two dots in a line, but it's not even, like, a happy face.
It's just an emoji, like two dots and a line, but it's not even like a happy face.
I've done so much work on myself in the last five years I quit dating losers that took a minute yeah thank you thank you there's no rehab for that only sponsors losers are hard to quit losers are a lot like cigarettes you have one in your mouth you feel pretty cool but everyone around you is like oh we're sad for you don't do that around my kids all my friends are like you need a guy with a car and a job and I'm like yeah but then I gotta deal with his wife like it's a whole thing and I'm trying to be a better partner too I haven't always been a great partner I dated one guy on again off again for four years I would dump him get back together dump him get back together I was the girl you couldn't bring home for holidays cuz what are you gonna say at that point just like mom dad this is my lesson that I can't seem to learn don't get attached he and I broke up because he cheated on me in my head and I could not I'm sorry if you love me you wouldn't even do it up here like you wouldn't even put yourself in that situation I read too many of those signs he's cheating articles have you read those they're all the same just like oh did he buy you flowers he feels guilty oh did he call you babe he doesn't know your name was he nice to your family he slept with your mom I am NOT a casual dater here's how not casual I am I actually got engaged this year nope didn't work out context clues I would have expected better from you front row no it's okay it's all for the best didn't work out just wasn't the right fit but man I learned a lot about myself in the process of getting engaged first off I didn't know what a basic bitch I was who was gonna love being engaged that much but something happened when that ring went on my finger something in my stupid lady lizard brain went level completed and I just kind of floated through Target like oh am I better than everybody what's that no I don't need help someone loves me I'll find the right after I cancel therapy I'm all fixed I wore that ring for two months I never got used to it it kept getting caught on stuff like sweaters and my freedom like it was cumbersome it also just didn't look right on me it was a diamond on this it looked stupid I looked like a rescue dog in a Gucci sweater it was so dumb I mean I had a mugged I'm like bitch I look like I stole it are you serious I knew I was too young to be getting married because people kept telling me that I was I had so many people that were like I got married at 25 don't know if I'd do that again I'm like aren't you guys still together they're like yeah I just don't like dating apps because I feel like people curate these really fake opening lines they'll just copy and paste and use on everybody I talked to a tinder his opening line no matter who it was was uh so do you like sunrises or sunsets that's me choking on his dick cuz that's a great line I mean that's poetry that's like a that's a haiku I think check my math but that lines a Joe's bag you should reuse it I had a guy on OkCupid send me an emoji as an opening line not a cute one not like a heart or a kissy face or even an eggplant which is gross but I get it he sent me one of these you know the one you never touch cuz it looks like Pac-Man getting a colonoscopy half of you won't enjoy this joke cuz you don't know what I'm talking about that's how rarely this emoji is used and I responded so I was like I gotta make sure this guy doesn't hurt anybody so I wrote back and I said does this work for you do people respond cuz they're confused are you negging me what's happening here and he goes well the way a woman responds to the emoji tells me a lot about her character and I said all right detective douche rocket what does my response tell you about my character and he goes well it tells me you're really transparent honesty super important to you and you have trouble trusting people that emoji works so we should get coffee or married I don't know doctor douche rocket I'm sorry I do want to get married but I think before you get married you have to make sure that you're realistic okay about what love and relationships are and can be not cynical don't go too far I mean I made the mistake of babysitting after I broke off my engagement and that is not the time to be caring for someone with hope I was so nervous I'm always nervous to babysit I don't want to ruin her life cuz like that's her parents job and so I just put on a Disney movie and I hid in the kitchen and I thought we'll get through these four hours together halfway through the Disney movie this little girl she's six years old she comes running up to me in the kitchen she goes Taylor what is being in love feel like and it's tough you know cuz like how do you even begin to explain love to a child that young how do you begin to explain romance and courtship you know it's complicated there's an app and you gotta download it and swipe there's like a whole resume you have to take a picture from up here facetune it that's another app okay but I didn't want to lie to her and I wanted to relate it to something she would have understood something that she would have experienced in her young life so I thought about it and I said being in love it's sort of like okay do you remember when you got lost at the grocery store that was scary right but then do you remember how you felt when you finally found your mom how safe and happy and relieved you were and how you ran up to her and you grabbed her leg and then you looked up and it wasn't your mom that's kind of what it's like out here yeah you think you know somebody turns out it's just some stranger with your mom's knees trust no one swipe left every guy I've ever dated has told me I have trust issues which is something liars say when you're on to him you have trust issues babe you have a hot co-worker and a locked phone so I can't help it at the beginning of a relationship with a guy I just assume anything nice he does is a move he pulls on everybody and I'm not gonna fall for your choreography sir I'm like oh is this is this your move you open the car door for me on the date this is like your move this is how you do it it's cute bet that works a lot oh is this is this your move you go with me to my grandpa's funeral hold an umbrella over my head in the rain is like this is like your move this is how you do it oops don't get wet oops I am whatever this ain't my first rodeo I used to have two grandpas oh is this is this your move you die next to me in a hospital bed at 86 years old holding my hand for all eternity this is like your move this is how you get pussy he's like we've been together for 60 years I'm like you're a fuck boy and I know it don't bury me with this guy he's been dying with other people behind my back I can't prove it check his phone when he uses the bedpan but that's why we're in therapy a lot of my friends are settling down some of them are just settling period end of sentence you guys know those couples everyone knows one couple like that we're like one person the couple's way hotter and cooler than the other person on the couple I like to call those couples chocolate-covered raisins because you're like sure you could put those two together if you want but every time you see them you're like chocolate what are you doing you could have been with anybody you could have been with caramel you could have been with marshmallow you could have been with peanut butter who I heard cures depression and you want to be with raisin forever like no offense raisin you're great we love you nature's candy that's you but you belong with like oatmeal like you know that right this doesn't feel good right aren't you scared every day that someone's gonna come along and suck chocolate right off of you I love this joke it's like to feel couples in the audience looking at each other like am I chocolate or raisin we're both chocolate right babe we're chocolate covered chocolate or we're like those little Lindor guys in the foil you know I'm I'm the creamy part and you're the shell cuz you're so strong and if you leave me I'll be a mess women are surprised when they find a guy who can make them come and straight feelings in their heart like women are like he got me off three times and guys are like I mean I just fucking like her dude like like we talked all day I didn't want to hit her it was nuts she's just like my friend I don't know I want to like lick her heart I think straight dudes are so proud of themselves for falling in love it's really cute they're like I love you hell yeah buddy I knew you could get there women fall in love we're like I love you again you dumb bitch you were supposed to love you first you keep skipping that part it is eat pray then love oh it's okay we'll try again in a year and a half new relationships are awkward he's got to tell a whole new person what you like in bed and the only reason you know what you like in bed is cuz someone else did it to you first but you can't say it like that right you got to do that cute little tap dance of like oh babe you know it would be so fun that's never even occurred to me before you know what your body is inspiring me to do right now but in your head you're just like do it like Craig could you just do it how Craig did it every time Craig didn't do shit right he did that right let me tell you can we just call him can we just call him and it's not a big deal we're all adults here remember we reset the Wi-Fi router last month it's just like that baby he's just a voice on the phone with the password that's all he is to me now no I did block his number when you asked me to of course I did but when you block a number your phone kind of just saves it in a different folder who some of us are gonna fight in the car not everybody knew that you have to be able to talk about what you like in bed and you have to know what you can and can't say all right like I've been telling guys for years I like a little rougher in bed I don't say like that I say like oh I'm damaged you know like if you're a straight guy don't say that if a straight dudes like I'm damaged fucking run that guy that guy wants your toes in a baggie so sometimes you think you like something and you don't I thought I like dirty talk turns out I just like dirty phrases we agreed upon earlier you ever tell someone you like dirty talk and then they hit you with something in bed and you're like no that was not approved by corporate no I was having sex with a guy once I was on top and he just went look at you
I had a guy on OkCupid send me an emoji as an opening line.
No one knows exactly why they made this decision, but it was especially prevalent in the Emoji Samsung designed.
As you may know, companies like Apple, Google, Facebook, and Twitter, are free to design their own emoji for their own platforms.
Emoji, emoji, emoji, emoji.
They reply. *Smiley face emoji*
We've not only redesigned your favorites, we're now giving you limitless ways to express yourself by letting you tap back with any emoji or sticker.
We've not only redesigned your favorites, we're now giving you limitless ways to express yourself by letting you tap back with any emoji or sticker.
- Lily Collins wedding dress is so beautiful. Sobbing emoji.
Lily Collins' wedding dress is so beautiful, sobbing emoji.
say hi go hi go music music music music music music music what's up guys the intro clip was i went live with i'm gonna put his pop tag johnny the goat we've looked up to johnny from mad long we've been watching his vlogs with cam and and landon forever so that's like a milestone in our our way big accomplishment we love johnny yeah he's wild him his sister they're all they all show love and respect to us so they're really nice people we love them so yeah man let's get on to today's video i put we posted on the group account we said send us hold on let me pull it up no i'll put it just talk like it's there we said give us youtube video ideas to film tonight in the car and we vlogged today so we're like on our grind and shit so we're going crazy but a lot of you guys said a lot of ideas but our favorite one that we decided on was react to your dms but instead we're gonna do a little twist and react to each other's dms so i don't know it's i'm kind of scared because like even though it's not me it's people messaging me yeah i mean i'm scared i say we do the group account first okay and then collectively then we'll switch yeah where's my phone god this is gonna get dangerous a little mortified all right she said hi i recently i recently came across your guys tiktok and i think you guys are hilarious i've kind of been obsessed with your youtube videos lol but i think it's cool how you guys document your time together and make make each other laugh um anyways i made this drawing and i hope you guys like it i also find it funny how we both live in the same state hope you guys have a great day bro oh that is hard i did not see that shit take that let me answer i'm gonna say thanks for the support and the awesome drawing we appreciate you there you go good job champ look at us do we have to respond to everyone because there's some people no we don't have to respond to everyone some people i'll be scared we'll show like the the love we'll show the love but if they're creeps we're not responding to anything okay this girl said you guys hit 21.1k with two tears we'll say should i reply to that one i'll say only going up dab yeah alright we need some juicy ones oh my lord okay how about this one i just that's scary that's scary this girl said hey guys this girl dm'd us a lot she said hey guys so i have a cousin and her birthday is coming up so i was wondering if you guys could message her a happy birthday just cause i always hear her talking about you guys you guys are funny so it would be amazing if y'all could her birthday is may 28th what's today's date oh it's the 22nd should we wait till the 28th and do it or do we just send it now so let's say so let's just do it on here yeah alright who's the girl wishing happy birthday to martha i believe martha happy birthday martha happy birthday dog we hope you have a wonderful hold on let me see birthday on the 28th oh it doesn't say how old she's turning but happy birthday we appreciate the support your friend jackie shout out to her shout out jackie alright a lot of these are story replies so i say we switch to each other's account now oh my god what this one's weird can we put that in the video no that's just that's stupid i don't even know what that means alright let's switch to each other's oh good god hold on let me get mine's gonna be scary i'm terrified let's like so i'll go to nick nick goes to matt matt goes to me right and then we all just scroll pick one and then we rotate again so that's what we're gonna do ready i'm gonna go first on chris's phone someone goes on chris's account my four year old cousin wants to contact you she says you look cool haha i'm i appreciate that but i'm not gonna contact a four-year-old sorry tell your four-year-old sister to touch some sand at the playground go tell her to play in the sandbox yeah that's my best advice for that damn wow this girl jade said you're the best looking triplet don't tell the others that's a matt yes this is matt's i like like stop two i was like no she said that's a matt wow she lied that's a sinful taste my god alright are you a bank loan because you got my interest that's funny that's a good one that is a good one valid damn another girl said hold on you're the hottest out of the three of you just letting you know these people are down bad down tremendous with matt yeah shocker dude alright matt you gonna go today or tomorrow dude uh somebody said boiled egg boiled egg boiled egg boiled egg that's nice um sure eggy okay switch it up okay i'm on matt's phone what the hell oh the girl liked the message on the group account this one alright i'll go first the video you posted can you put this on there ow ow oh my hand yeah import that in the video the video you posted this girl slid up on it and said bite him okay dangerous these mad people slid up on nick's story okay bestie pop off ugh you're so pretty heart eyes the way you're so hot nick you are so hot i hope you find the boy of your dreams with a prayer emoji oh my god single and kidless till i die proud of you nick oh that doesn't say party it said period that's so embarrassing some girl said to matt let's cut to the chase sleep with socks or no socks matt um yeah i need to know this too i have my answer but she didn't ask i sleep with them off what about you i get into bed with them on linger for about 10 minutes kick those biddies off i get nice and cozy i rub my feet up against like a pillow or each other or something i sleep in wait can we play the voice memos hold on someone sent you voice memos i used to like read a bunch of wattpad but like i stopped so like if any like the rest of you guys actually have recommendations i'll gladly take them too because i want to read them is that a group chat yeah they're talking about books why am i in that i don't know you got book club no i do not have a book club the last book i read was the magic tree house in like 4th grade i have not read a book cover to cover in years this girl said hey is your podcast going to be on spotify or is it only going to be on youtube we believe it's only going to be on youtube but if we can manage a way to get it onto spotify or apple music we will in the future also my thing is i don't know if it's a good idea that we do it without the video portion because a lot of people tell me matt and chris our voices sound too similar so i feel like you won't know who's talking if you're not watching hey chris i don't do drugs that's sweet aww good to know oh my lord hey do you all have telepathy or whatever by the way i love you so much what shoe do you put on first right or left on a scale from 1 to 10 how firm do you like your mattress apple juice or orange juice what color is your toothbrush and do you fuck with candles these are all asked to me hold on i'll rapid answer these questions oh my god do we have telepathy or what on occasion by the way i love you so much i love you more what shoe do you put on first right or left left on a scale from 1 to 10 how firm do you like your mattress i'd say on the firmer side so 8 given yeah probably like a 7 or 8 apple or orange juice i prefer apple juice what color is my toothbrush my toothbrush is actually green right now because i just threw away my blue one because my dad got a blue one so i couldn't match up my dad because then i'd accidentally use his do i fuck with candles yes heavily they have to smell good okay that was beautiful okay ready we got hey matt matty matthew machio machito what does that say machito machito this is a business message my birthday is october 22nd which is a really good day for a birthday and it's very soon you haven't answered this in a while then i'd absolutely love a happy birthday i fell in my track meet yesterday so i'm going through very hard times no these are very hard times i'm going through i know it's a lot to think about because this is a big business deal i also sent chris for a similar message because doing two things in one i'm funny sometimes too if that helps the decision but there's no business yeah she never got to the point um happy birthday and we need some more info not once did it say her birthday oh it did this man's walking over to our car creeper it kind of looks like billie eilish's brother no hey i just wanted to let you know you are really cute and that long hair looks amazing happy valentine's day club penguin for life i love how you and your brothers are always yourself and you guys are hilarious also your hair is amazing to me? yeah oh wait these are on the group account i wasn't even on nick's tiktok you never switch i mean nick's instagram well happy um valentine's day and club penguin for life yeah thanks for liking my hair i appreciate it hey hey i know you probably don't have time to read this but i just wanted to let you know that you slay lol i think you're amazing aww great this girl dm'd nick and said chris is a simp for matt let's be honest you guys already know that what is that that's true matt what is that i don't know include that someone made an edit of me on the news it says breaking news scientists say we are in a drought of nicolas sterniolo screen time and this is dm'd to chris's phone oh someone sent matt a voice memo hi matt i know the time in london right now is 9 55 and you're probably asleep but i just wanted to see how you are how are you matt that was so sweet thanks so much i feel like people wanna bully me like you don't have to gang up on me like chris do you want some water save that some girl stood up on this and said i love how y'all kept saying friday video and uploaded this on a tuesday video was amazing though um sorry we're trying to get you guys more content come on now but we always don't know what we have in store for the next week so we kinda screw up on uploads so sometimes we're talking about like oh uploading this friday but then it comes out like the next friday or it comes out a little earlier but yeah we never like really delay stuff alright i say we wrap it up with one more let's think one more in the group account to call it a night okay i'll switch to the group account oh this girl said this is q and a questions out of all of you who gets along the most with who i don't know who gets along i feel like we all just get along me and chris matt's a little have you guys ever fought over a girl no cause nick's gay me and matt just never liked the same girls well what was that no he played a little noise so we looked at each other oh god i am sweating my kajubies alright well follow the group instagram if you like our intro song if you like our intro song go stream young plate on all platforms banger on the way he sent us a snippet it's fire stream the one right now banger i made the cover art where am i fitted i'm fitted in i made the cover art another shout out to johnny we love you guys a lot ransom for life gang go cop shit from ransom and watch the cuffboys youtube video you really don't need us to shout them out alright bye love you guys see you next or a little earlier on in this week since you guys like us to be so specific see you next time no sad date can i have that ring it has a power ranger on it matt kiss the camera for an outro imagine we weren't recording oh my god oh my god
I hope you find the boy of your dreams with a prayer emoji.
So this is another way of utilizing generative images built directly into the keyboard where you can now just type out a description of an emoji and it'll give you that exact emoji in the classic Apple illustration style of emojis.
So this is another way of utilizing generative images built directly into the keyboard, where you can now just type out a description of an emoji, and it'll give you that exact emoji in the classic Apple illustration style of emojis.